Best of Submariner
I KNOW it's not polite to point, but, seriously; a ticket?
REALLY?
Best of Adriane
If only we could do a full face transplant from that pouty young doink below ... or maybe do a full doink transplant to that pouty full face below ...
Best of blue
Sorry Sir, I can not give you directions to a Happy Ending, you'll have to find that yourself.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, Bucky, keep your second chakra to yourself."
Best of Kaptain Krude
OJA: After many tries, the youngest Kennedy finally put the potato in the right spot.
Best of Davy Bones
"I'm sorry sir, in order to discourage bonfires, this beach has a strict'No Wood' rule.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The Gunderson twins giggled nervously and looked away as their parents played yet another round of "Rate the Boner."
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Dick Sportwood goes to the beach
*Into phone, to lawyer* "She says she's giving me a ticket for violating the concealed carry law, but I don't even own a gun..."
Some pictures explain themselves.
Picture of the US Census Taker asking the man if he has any ethnic or minority race associations.
I KNOW it's not polite to point, but, seriously; a ticket?
REALLY?
Want a little whipped cream on that Sundae, babe?
Front chick: "AoM always says; A good man is hard to find, and vice versus..."
Looks like that dog is on point.
How nature says that's one little blue pill too many.
If only we could do a full face transplant from that pouty young doink below ... or maybe do a full doink transplant to that pouty full face below ...
Sorry Sir, I can not give you directions to a Happy Ending, you'll have to find that yourself.
"Hey Suzie, it looks like an erection, but only smaller."
Vinney
"Hey, Bucky, keep your second chakra to yourself."
wv: "hotsess" (!)
"I'm taking a survey. Are you excited to be at the beach?"
It doesn't point north. That's a _lode_stone. This here is a _load_stone.
You're KIDDING me! They really have an ordinance prohibiting guys from carrying a wallet and keys in swim trunks?!
-OR-
Sadly, a novel treatment for sufferers of HSD (Human Sundial Delusions) has not shown much efficacy.
-OR-
Here we have unidentified members of the CaptionThis Fan Club using a cameraphone to snap the perfect vacation photo for VtheK's amusement.
WordVerify: insin - maybe word capture is turning prudish
Unable to find a fashionable water-resistant wristwatch to wear to the beach, Dennis fell back on the old sundial approach.
wv: bitala. When you can't brush after every meal.
Squirrel!
Point!
Red top wishes she could make pointers out of her setters sorta like sundial man does.
ORA:
In case you ever wondered "what ever happened to the guy who posted here as 'Dickey Swollenz'"
OJA: After many tries, the youngest Kennedy finally put the potato in the right spot.
wv: stfin Even the system knows he's stuffing his suit!
"Hello? Yes, it's lasted more than four hours. Yes, just like in the commercial. What am I supposed to do, again?"
That dog won't hunt...
v word - whongyr - I agree.
Just another day at the beach for Mel Gibson.
"I'm sorry sir, in order to discourage bonfires, this beach has a strict'No Wood' rule.
Hi.... Hon.... You'll never guess what I'm doing now. A pregnant lady is drawing a caricature of me at the beach. You should see how big my head is!
Yes.... uh huh. A small notpad, yes.
Crap, not again. Gotto go.
sdfg
The Gunderson twins giggled nervously and looked away as their parents played yet another round of "Rate the Boner."
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