1. Spencer Ackerman makes a Jornolist Post from within the confines of his Karl Rove mind-control-rays-proof bunker.
2. Kos Diarist "Mind Honey" redecorated his room during the height of anti-Bush hysteria and never looked back. "None of us is safe until the last Rethuglican Theokkkrat is dead" he posted in a featured diary.
3. With the mind-confusion rays blocked out, Sullivan was finally able to think clearly. "Can anyone deny that Sarah Palin faked her pregnancy to hide the fact that Trig is a human-alien hybrid bred by the grays and the reverse-vampires in their breeding colony on Galactos IV?"
4. Larry's fetish room was too much even for Andrew Sullivan.
5. "So, has the acid worn off or is Larry still convinced he's a baked potato?"
Best of jj
Turn the microwave on now, bitch!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sign on Door - NO Flash Cameras Permitted!!
Dear Energy Czar, I've got an idea for reducing office electricity consumption to a single watt per cubicle!
Best of JohnS1959
"All this foil should make it so Steve Jobs can't detect the jailbreak on my iPhone", thought Bob, "and as an added bonus maybe the antenna will work too"
Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
"Curses, foiled again."
Best of Submariner
Meanwhile, back at the Reynolds Research Room...
Best of dadoctah
"Yeah, it's distracting, ugly, and noisy as hell when I get up and walk around, but it's worth it because it drives the cat nucking futs."
Best of molson
Sorry there Biff, aluminum foil doesn't work on gaydar.
Best of Eric
MOM! Dammit call cable guy again, I'm still not getting any wireless signal down here! And where's my hot pockets?
Best of Submariner
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29 comments:
"Welcome to the latest edition of my webcast: 'Reflections'." Steve was nothing if not literal.
Don't forget your hat.
"Hmm, what to name our new baby girl? Sierra...Sarah...SARAN!!!"
Turn the microwave on now, bitch!
Stick a fork in him, he's done"
Dear Diary, according to radar, the massive thunderstorm is almost here. I'm so confident that the foil will afford total protecti....zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Steve never thought a foil hat could thwart government mindcontrol. Now, he feels safe.
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Alcoa employees are notorious practical jokers, but 9 times in 2 weeks has Herman typing a scathing im to his colleagues.
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Sign on Door - NO Flash Cameras Permitted!!
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After 6 years, Ted "Jiffy Pop" Mirkinaw's hope for a lucrative unjust termination lawsuit has faded, but he's hanging tough.
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Dear Energy Czar, I've got an idea for reducing office electricity consumption to a single watt per cubicle!
"All this foil should make it so Steve Jobs can't detect the jailbreak on my iPhone", thought Bob, "and as an added bonus maybe the antenna will work too"
Billy was finally inspired to start the screenplay for his new action hero, Aluminum Man.
Fred had this high opinion of himself. He took some Alcoa wrap and started giving his business address as the Fortress of Solitude.
Vinney
In a microwave oven no one can hear you scream
"Curses, foiled again."
♩ ♬ Shiny happy people holding Macs ♫ ♪ ♪
Exhibit A
Why It Is Better To Remain A Jazz Musician Than To Become A Political Blogger
Rodney Dill said...
"Curses, foiled again."<
Classic, RD.
Meanwhile, back at the Reynolds Research Room...
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, CHARLES JOHNSON!!!!!
In the secret room of the origionator of therory on 'Evil Bush caused the Twin Towers to fall'! Little know fact that the decorater was Rosie O'Fatso her self!
Jimmy was also a big fan of Jiffy Pop! Go figure.
Yes...... so sad for me...... a microwave reference.......
Congressman Dennis Kucinich's early days.
How appropriate for a Dennis Kucinich reference.... WV = swine
Despite his precautions, Dave still received spam from "male enhancement" sites and the Ron Paul campaign.
"Yeah, it's distracting, ugly, and noisy as hell when I get up and walk around, but it's worth it because it drives the cat nucking futs."
Sorry there Biff, aluminum foil doesn't work on gaydar.
...but Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man....
Keith Olberman was inspired.
Yessirree; he was going back to his office and mirror-plate every surface so he could bask in himself...
That's a hell of a lot of trouble to go to just to look up women's skirts.
MOM! Dammit call cable guy again, I'm still not getting any wireless signal down here! And where's my hot pockets?
Eric
Kind of looks like a tanning booth. Better pay that 10% Obamacard tax!
Geoffrey never really got over his dad taking away his Easy Bake Oven.
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