Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Shiny Wallpaper

Brender

1. Spencer Ackerman makes a Jornolist Post from within the confines of his Karl Rove mind-control-rays-proof bunker.

2. Kos Diarist "Mind Honey" redecorated his room during the height of anti-Bush hysteria and never looked back. "None of us is safe until the last Rethuglican Theokkkrat is dead" he posted in a featured diary.

3. With the mind-confusion rays blocked out, Sullivan was finally able to think clearly. "Can anyone deny that Sarah Palin faked her pregnancy to hide the fact that Trig is a human-alien hybrid bred by the grays and the reverse-vampires in their breeding colony on Galactos IV?"

4. Larry's fetish room was too much even for Andrew Sullivan.

5. "So, has the acid worn off or is Larry still convinced he's a baked potato?"

Best of jj
Turn the microwave on now, bitch!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sign on Door - NO Flash Cameras Permitted!!

Dear Energy Czar, I've got an idea for reducing office electricity consumption to a single watt per cubicle!

Best of JohnS1959
"All this foil should make it so Steve Jobs can't detect the jailbreak on my iPhone", thought Bob, "and as an added bonus maybe the antenna will work too"

Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
"Curses, foiled again."

Best of Submariner
Meanwhile, back at the Reynolds Research Room...

Best of dadoctah
"Yeah, it's distracting, ugly, and noisy as hell when I get up and walk around, but it's worth it because it drives the cat nucking futs."

Best of molson
Sorry there Biff, aluminum foil doesn't work on gaydar.

Best of Eric
MOM! Dammit call cable guy again, I'm still not getting any wireless signal down here! And where's my hot pockets?

Best of Submariner
MoveOn.Org; how may I direct your call?

29 comments:

dadoctah said...

"Welcome to the latest edition of my webcast: 'Reflections'." Steve was nothing if not literal.

Rodney Dill said...

Don't forget your hat.

HLam said...

"Hmm, what to name our new baby girl? Sierra...Sarah...SARAN!!!"

jj said...

Turn the microwave on now, bitch!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Stick a fork in him, he's done"
Dear Diary, according to radar, the massive thunderstorm is almost here. I'm so confident that the foil will afford total protecti....zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Steve never thought a foil hat could thwart government mindcontrol. Now, he feels safe.

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Alcoa employees are notorious practical jokers, but 9 times in 2 weeks has Herman typing a scathing im to his colleagues.

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Sign on Door - NO Flash Cameras Permitted!!

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After 6 years, Ted "Jiffy Pop" Mirkinaw's hope for a lucrative unjust termination lawsuit has faded, but he's hanging tough.

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Dear Energy Czar, I've got an idea for reducing office electricity consumption to a single watt per cubicle!

JohnS1959 said...

"All this foil should make it so Steve Jobs can't detect the jailbreak on my iPhone", thought Bob, "and as an added bonus maybe the antenna will work too"

JohnS1959 said...

Billy was finally inspired to start the screenplay for his new action hero, Aluminum Man.

Anonymous said...

Fred had this high opinion of himself. He took some Alcoa wrap and started giving his business address as the Fortress of Solitude.

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

In a microwave oven no one can hear you scream

Rodney Dill said...

"Curses, foiled again."

Army of Dad said...

♩ ♬ Shiny happy people holding Macs ♫ ♪ ♪

mega said...

Exhibit A
Why It Is Better To Remain A Jazz Musician Than To Become A Political Blogger

Submariner said...

Rodney Dill said...
"Curses, foiled again."<


Classic, RD.

Submariner said...

Meanwhile, back at the Reynolds Research Room...

Passionate Conservative said...

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, CHARLES JOHNSON!!!!!

Oiao said...

In the secret room of the origionator of therory on 'Evil Bush caused the Twin Towers to fall'! Little know fact that the decorater was Rosie O'Fatso her self!

Oiao said...

Jimmy was also a big fan of Jiffy Pop! Go figure.

Yes...... so sad for me...... a microwave reference.......

Oiao said...

Congressman Dennis Kucinich's early days.


How appropriate for a Dennis Kucinich reference.... WV = swine

Jack Reacher said...

Despite his precautions, Dave still received spam from "male enhancement" sites and the Ron Paul campaign.

dadoctah said...

"Yeah, it's distracting, ugly, and noisy as hell when I get up and walk around, but it's worth it because it drives the cat nucking futs."

molson said...

Sorry there Biff, aluminum foil doesn't work on gaydar.

blue said...

...but Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man....

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Keith Olberman was inspired.
Yessirree; he was going back to his office and mirror-plate every surface so he could bask in himself...

dadoctah said...

That's a hell of a lot of trouble to go to just to look up women's skirts.

Anonymous said...

MOM! Dammit call cable guy again, I'm still not getting any wireless signal down here! And where's my hot pockets?


Eric

Oiao said...

Kind of looks like a tanning booth. Better pay that 10% Obamacard tax!

Submariner said...

Geoffrey never really got over his dad taking away his Easy Bake Oven.

Submariner said...

MoveOn.Org;
how may I direct your call?