1. "Yo! Dumbass! I found you one of them white women you're always looking for."
2. "What has two thumbs and no fashion sense? This wookie right here."
3. M'Chel often relieves stress by walking on the beach and firing an imaginary .50 Cal at all the white people.
4. "Yo, Queen Sappho, I’m really happy for you. Imma let you finish. But Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.”
5. Yo, M'Chel. Rorschach called. He wants his face-mask back.
Best of Double the U
When asked to be an interrupter for the deaf, Michelle just screamed the words and gave a thumbs up.
Best of Vinney
In a rare Girls Gone Wild video, an excited Michelle Obama gives two thumbs up to the man with erection from the previous beach post.
Threadwinner: Matt the K
Kathy Bates and Diana Ross star in "Misery II: Ankle Breakers in Paradise"
Best ofracerboy
Does this microphone make my goiter look smaller?
Best of Jack Reacher
"Kill some crackers, and their babies! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"
Best of Passionate Conservative
Me sticking both thumbs up in the air in this economy makes as much sense as me standing nest to this obviously obese old hag of a...wait, you are a woman, aren't you?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Unlike her wimpy husband, when a wharf rat ran across her podium, she caught it, swallowed it whole and gave the stunned audience a 2 thumbs up.
Best of Submariner
...and finally, I am pleased to announce that a new shipment of drapes was just sent to the White House.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Look at what that gulf water did to my dress - we're going to Maine for vacation", said the First Lady.
Best of dadoctah
Frankie and Annette have really let themselves go.
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When asked to be an interrupter for the deaf, Michelle just screamed the words and gave a thumbs up.
So, Ms. First Lady; you finda any tar-balls onna beach?
The young ones on this beach with a nice bernaise sauce? Magnifique!
Drivin' BP into bankruptcy?
WOO-HOO!
In a rare Girls Gone Wild video, an excited Michelle Obama gives two thumbs up to the man with erection from the previous beach post.
Vinney
Looks like they finally got the beach teleprompter working.
Vinney
Kathy Bates and Diana Ross star in "Misery II: Ankle Breakers in Paradise"
"and next on the auction block, is Hung Like A Horse M'Chel..."
"And if the mammal is this long, what you can do is unlock your lower jaw like this and swallow it whole."
Does this microphone make my goiter look smaller?
"Honey, big, drunk & oily is no way to go through life" exclaimed the Dean of Women after M'Chel yelled out "I want to be a MILF, come on boys!"
"Kill some crackers, and their babies! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"
...and then I told Barry, if you don't stop all that whining about teabaggers, I'm taking this thumb and shoving it up your ass. Then the other thumb goes in your mouth. Then I switch!
No, really! Mine is this much bigger than Barry's!
Me sticking both thumbs up in the air in this economy makes as much sense as me standing nest to this obviously obese old hag of a...wait, you are a woman, aren't you?
OH YEAH! Last night I finally got both my thumbs in him, so tonight it's the strap-on, baby!
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Unlike her wimpy husband, when a wharf rat ran across her podium, she caught it, swallowed it whole and gave the stunned audience a 2 thumbs up.
Just when you thought BP's PR couldn't get any worse... Their newly deployed automated tarball detector-collector sucked Michelle off the podium and deposited her into an awaiting containment tank.
WordVerify: chothoc - Klingon expletive a Michelle splutters as she emerges from the tank
Looks like Predator vs Aliens IV is a go...
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Looks like Predator vs Rocky is a go...
...and finally, I am pleased to announce that a new shipment of drapes was just sent to the White House.
Sea Chelle sees shale on the sea shore shells...
"Look at what that gulf water did to my dress - we're going to Maine for vacation", said the First Lady.
Wearing the perfect camouflage for her speech, the First Lady gave a hearty thumbs up when asked about the effectiveness of the President's response to the oil spill.
Frankie and Annette have really let themselves go.
wv: opergna. Like "Rigolegntto", for example.
RE: Double the U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESyTVnxxrPc&feature=PlayList&p=81E9306B1C3C1D9F&playnext=1&index=17
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