Monday, July 19, 2010

Sea Chelle

Dougie

1. "Yo! Dumbass! I found you one of them white women you're always looking for."

2. "What has two thumbs and no fashion sense? This wookie right here."

3. M'Chel often relieves stress by walking on the beach and firing an imaginary .50 Cal at all the white people.

4. "Yo, Queen Sappho, I’m really happy for you. Imma let you finish. But BeyoncĂ© had one of the best videos of all time.”

5. Yo, M'Chel. Rorschach called. He wants his face-mask back.


Best of Double the U
When asked to be an interrupter for the deaf, Michelle just screamed the words and gave a thumbs up.

Best of Vinney
In a rare Girls Gone Wild video, an excited Michelle Obama gives two thumbs up to the man with erection from the previous beach post.

Threadwinner: Matt the K
Kathy Bates and Diana Ross star in "Misery II: Ankle Breakers in Paradise"

Best ofracerboy
Does this microphone make my goiter look smaller?

Best of Jack Reacher
"Kill some crackers, and their babies! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"

Best of Passionate Conservative
Me sticking both thumbs up in the air in this economy makes as much sense as me standing nest to this obviously obese old hag of a...wait, you are a woman, aren't you?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Unlike her wimpy husband, when a wharf rat ran across her podium, she caught it, swallowed it whole and gave the stunned audience a 2 thumbs up.

Best of Submariner
...and finally, I am pleased to announce that a new shipment of drapes was just sent to the White House.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Look at what that gulf water did to my dress - we're going to Maine for vacation", said the First Lady.

Best of dadoctah
Frankie and Annette have really let themselves go.

25 comments:

Double the U said...

When asked to be an interrupter for the deaf, Michelle just screamed the words and gave a thumbs up.

Submariner said...

So, Ms. First Lady; you finda any tar-balls onna beach?

Submariner said...

The young ones on this beach with a nice bernaise sauce? Magnifique!

Submariner said...

Drivin' BP into bankruptcy?
WOO-HOO!

Anonymous said...

In a rare Girls Gone Wild video, an excited Michelle Obama gives two thumbs up to the man with erection from the previous beach post.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Looks like they finally got the beach teleprompter working.

Vinney

Matt the K said...

Kathy Bates and Diana Ross star in "Misery II: Ankle Breakers in Paradise"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"and next on the auction block, is Hung Like A Horse M'Chel..."

mega said...

"And if the mammal is this long, what you can do is unlock your lower jaw like this and swallow it whole."

racerboy said...

Does this microphone make my goiter look smaller?

Chronos the Wonder pig said...

"Honey, big, drunk & oily is no way to go through life" exclaimed the Dean of Women after M'Chel yelled out "I want to be a MILF, come on boys!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Kill some crackers, and their babies! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"

Passionate Conservative said...

...and then I told Barry, if you don't stop all that whining about teabaggers, I'm taking this thumb and shoving it up your ass. Then the other thumb goes in your mouth. Then I switch!

Passionate Conservative said...

No, really! Mine is this much bigger than Barry's!

Passionate Conservative said...

Me sticking both thumbs up in the air in this economy makes as much sense as me standing nest to this obviously obese old hag of a...wait, you are a woman, aren't you?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

OH YEAH! Last night I finally got both my thumbs in him, so tonight it's the strap-on, baby!

-OR-

Unlike her wimpy husband, when a wharf rat ran across her podium, she caught it, swallowed it whole and gave the stunned audience a 2 thumbs up.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Just when you thought BP's PR couldn't get any worse... Their newly deployed automated tarball detector-collector sucked Michelle off the podium and deposited her into an awaiting containment tank.

WordVerify: chothoc - Klingon expletive a Michelle splutters as she emerges from the tank

Submariner said...

Looks like Predator vs Aliens IV is a go...

Submariner said...

-or-

Looks like Predator vs Rocky is a go...

Submariner said...

...and finally, I am pleased to announce that a new shipment of drapes was just sent to the White House.

Adriane said...

Sea Chelle sees shale on the sea shore shells...

Dr. Doom said...

"Look at what that gulf water did to my dress - we're going to Maine for vacation", said the First Lady.

Dr. Doom said...

Wearing the perfect camouflage for her speech, the First Lady gave a hearty thumbs up when asked about the effectiveness of the President's response to the oil spill.

dadoctah said...

Frankie and Annette have really let themselves go.

wv: opergna. Like "Rigolegntto", for example.

Rachel said...

RE: Double the U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESyTVnxxrPc&feature=PlayList&p=81E9306B1C3C1D9F&playnext=1&index=17