Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Saluting Doghenge

Steve O
1. The bottom-to-top ratio among gay dogs was worse than the Chinese male-female ratio among twenty-somethings.

2. Lynndie England's dog.

3. Cadet Lu-Chang welcomes our new Gay Dog Overlords.

4. "I got it! The category is 'South Park episodes' and the answer is 'Butters Bottom Bitch.' Chang and Spot were shoo-ins for Stupid Pet Tricks.

5. "I liked it better when they just told me to kill the whores," Chang mused.

Best of VInney
The dogs couldn't figure out where Mecca was.

Best of Submariner
"So we will bow to the superior intelllect of our masters ... Squirrel!"

Best of Double the U
It is kind of like spin-the-bottle for dogs, but they play to see who's ass gets sniffed.

Best of molson
Wait... wait... wait... OK. Sniff butt.

Best of dub
Ang Lee's remake of Lassie left a lot to be desired.

Best of Dr. Doom
According to a report provided by the administration, the President's new Canine Affairs Czar is already saving the taxpayers money by assembling his staff each morning for a "group sniff". North Korean efficiency consultants hired to observe saluted the idea immediately!

Best of Jack Reacher
Satanic dog rituals are really weird.

Best of dadoctah
"According to my new sundial, it's exactly labrador past airedale."

Best of Manny
Reminds me of the comment section of LittleGreenFootballs.

Best of Submariner
So tell me Mr. Olberman, do you have this dream often, or only the night after the ratings are posted?

Best of Vinney
Patton finished practicing his immortal speech with, "OK, you son of bitches, now you know how I feel."

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

The dogs couldn't figure out where Mecca was.

Vinney

Submariner said...

I understand the "media dogs," but shouldn't the "Obama dog" be a tad darker and looking up and right?




ATDHE

Dr. Doom said...
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Submariner said...

"So we will bow to the superior intelllect of our masters ... Squirrel!"

Dr. Doom said...

So many bitches - so little time thought snoop

Submariner said...

Bingo prepares to receive the Pack's judgement, and it didn't look like it would be good.

JohnS1959 said...

Performance art depicting the plight of democrat senators who voted for Obamacare.

Double the U said...

It is kind of like spin-the-bottle for dogs, but they play to see who's ass gets sniffed.

Submariner said...

Is that the dog star?

Submariner said...

I don't think I'm going to like the new fountain at the Bellagio...

Adriane said...

And YOU thought they were dognaping your pets for shish kebab...

molson said...

Wait... wait... wait... OK. Sniff butt.

blue said...

As Bo Obama's security detail went through graduation exercises, M'Chel said "Train the next class, this group won't last through dinner!"

dub said...

Ang Lee's remake of Lassie left a lot to be desired.

dub said...

Best looking bitches we've seen on here in a long time.

dub said...

In Communist China, miritary dogs try to hide at runch time.

dub said...

That is definately a different slant on dog tricks.

Dr. Doom said...

According to a report provided by the administration, the President's new Canine Affairs Czar is already saving the taxpayers money by assembling his staff each morning for a "group sniff". North Korean efficiency consultants hired to observe saluted the idea immediately!

Kaptain Krude said...

You can always tell where Obama has visited.

Jack Reacher said...

Dub's dog took a look at the assembled group, and moved on. "Bunch of fatties."

Jack Reacher said...

Satanic dog rituals are really weird.

Jack Reacher said...

"And we can hold this formation as long as...Look! Mailman! Get him!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pinwheel Pooches earned the artist a $25,000 grant!?! We all know the NEA has gone to the dogs, but that's ridiculous.

-OR-

K-9 military academy grinder exercises always begin with the command...
PREE - ZENT BUTTS!

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Debbie Does Golden Showers
Goggle "doggy position"... not your typical zoophilia porn.

WordVerify: minsta - Charlie Rangle needs one to perform the last rites on his sense of ethics

Submariner said...

The "Enumclaw Daisy Cutter" was not a powerful bomb, though it did tend to knock out all humans in it's radius.

GregMan said...

"Death By Fart" was a terrible way to die, thought Rex.

GregMan said...

Bawney Fwank has that wierd dream again where he thinks he's a dog.

GregMan said...

Many dogs aren't particularly subtle when they need to show they don't like another dog.

Oiao said...

The traditional send off salute, before they become dinner.

dadoctah said...

"According to my new sundial, it's exactly labrador past airedale."

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the comment section of LittleGreenFootballs.


.............manny

Submariner said...

I'm kinda afraid to find out what that dog WILL hunt...

Submariner said...

So tell me Mr. Olberman, do you have this dream often, or only the night after the ratings are posted?

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Decisions, decisions... Do I want a Pinscher that's less filling, or a Retriever that tastes good?"

sonicfrog said...

Lord Messiah Obama of the Doggie world.

Anonymous said...

Patton finished practicing his immortal speech with, "OK, you son of bitches, now you know how I feel."

Vinney