1. The bottom-to-top ratio among gay dogs was worse than the Chinese male-female ratio among twenty-somethings.
2. Lynndie England's dog.
3. Cadet Lu-Chang welcomes our new Gay Dog Overlords.
4. "I got it! The category is 'South Park episodes' and the answer is 'Butters Bottom Bitch.' Chang and Spot were shoo-ins for Stupid Pet Tricks.
5. "I liked it better when they just told me to kill the whores," Chang mused.
Best of VInney
The dogs couldn't figure out where Mecca was.
Best of Submariner
"So we will bow to the superior intelllect of our masters ... Squirrel!"
Best of Double the U
It is kind of like spin-the-bottle for dogs, but they play to see who's ass gets sniffed.
Best of molson
Wait... wait... wait... OK. Sniff butt.
Best of dub
Ang Lee's remake of Lassie left a lot to be desired.
Best of Dr. Doom
According to a report provided by the administration, the President's new Canine Affairs Czar is already saving the taxpayers money by assembling his staff each morning for a "group sniff". North Korean efficiency consultants hired to observe saluted the idea immediately!
Best of Jack Reacher
Satanic dog rituals are really weird.
Best of dadoctah
"According to my new sundial, it's exactly labrador past airedale."
Best of Manny
Reminds me of the comment section of LittleGreenFootballs.
Best of Submariner
So tell me Mr. Olberman, do you have this dream often, or only the night after the ratings are posted?
Best of Vinney
Patton finished practicing his immortal speech with, "OK, you son of bitches, now you know how I feel."
35 comments:
The dogs couldn't figure out where Mecca was.
Vinney
I understand the "media dogs," but shouldn't the "Obama dog" be a tad darker and looking up and right?
ATDHE
"So we will bow to the superior intelllect of our masters ... Squirrel!"
So many bitches - so little time thought snoop
Bingo prepares to receive the Pack's judgement, and it didn't look like it would be good.
Performance art depicting the plight of democrat senators who voted for Obamacare.
It is kind of like spin-the-bottle for dogs, but they play to see who's ass gets sniffed.
Is that the dog star?
I don't think I'm going to like the new fountain at the Bellagio...
And YOU thought they were dognaping your pets for shish kebab...
Wait... wait... wait... OK. Sniff butt.
As Bo Obama's security detail went through graduation exercises, M'Chel said "Train the next class, this group won't last through dinner!"
Ang Lee's remake of Lassie left a lot to be desired.
Best looking bitches we've seen on here in a long time.
In Communist China, miritary dogs try to hide at runch time.
That is definately a different slant on dog tricks.
According to a report provided by the administration, the President's new Canine Affairs Czar is already saving the taxpayers money by assembling his staff each morning for a "group sniff". North Korean efficiency consultants hired to observe saluted the idea immediately!
You can always tell where Obama has visited.
Dub's dog took a look at the assembled group, and moved on. "Bunch of fatties."
Satanic dog rituals are really weird.
"And we can hold this formation as long as...Look! Mailman! Get him!"
Pinwheel Pooches earned the artist a $25,000 grant!?! We all know the NEA has gone to the dogs, but that's ridiculous.
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K-9 military academy grinder exercises always begin with the command...
PREE - ZENT BUTTS!
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Debbie Does Golden Showers
Goggle "doggy position"... not your typical zoophilia porn.
WordVerify: minsta - Charlie Rangle needs one to perform the last rites on his sense of ethics
The "Enumclaw Daisy Cutter" was not a powerful bomb, though it did tend to knock out all humans in it's radius.
"Death By Fart" was a terrible way to die, thought Rex.
Bawney Fwank has that wierd dream again where he thinks he's a dog.
Many dogs aren't particularly subtle when they need to show they don't like another dog.
The traditional send off salute, before they become dinner.
"According to my new sundial, it's exactly labrador past airedale."
Reminds me of the comment section of LittleGreenFootballs.
.............manny
I'm kinda afraid to find out what that dog WILL hunt...
So tell me Mr. Olberman, do you have this dream often, or only the night after the ratings are posted?
Thawt bubble; "Decisions, decisions... Do I want a Pinscher that's less filling, or a Retriever that tastes good?"
Lord Messiah Obama of the Doggie world.
Patton finished practicing his immortal speech with, "OK, you son of bitches, now you know how I feel."
Vinney
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