1. NBC's miniseries about the Palin family was about what one would expect from the MSM.
2. Mike Huckabee's family is delighted to learn he's running again.
3. Ang Lee's remake of Saint Joan was where the caption meme really jumped the shark.
4. "Look, maw! Ah got wood!"
5. Desperate Housewives - Arkansas, was an odd choice for expanding the franchise.
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Gol Dang! Call the Fire Department-- Scooter done shat a pile o' wood!
Best of (red, white &) blue
If I get one of those stars & stripes bikinis, maybe Cletus will pay attention to me!
Best of Jack Reacher
"There it is again! It sounds like some kind of man-bear-pig, and it's askin' fer a massage."
Best of Adriane
Well, if yer ol'man hid the new Twilight DVD under his 'wood pile' and wanted you to 'chop some kindelin' before he gave it back ...
Well, durn tootin' you'd be a might angered too!!!
Best of molson
Just give them their guns back. Seriously, they're far less dangerous when they have something to cling to.
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The Hee-Haw Reunion Special was a big success, but they really should've replaced the eye-candy girls with some new talent.
Best of Double the U
STOP! STOP! Take off those boots before you come in this house mister!
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CMT's video for "Light My Fire" left much to be desired.
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"Maw, pappy done looked at his 401K agin and sez he's gone set hisself on fire!"
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And that's when them Duke boys realized they was in a heap o' trouble.
Best of Submariner
Pa thinks that ol' wash tub's a frakkin' tambereen, an' you ain't gon' believe what he's playin' it with!
Best of Rodney Dill
"Hey y'all we're suin' Metamucil."
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"Whar did dat banjer music come frum?"
Rehearsing everyday, Zeke just knew he'd make the cut on "America's Got Talent".
Vinney
YOUR blood is boiling? I'll show you how to get your blood boiling.
Gol Dang! Call the Fire Department-- Scooter done shat a pile o' wood!
Paw's been in the still agin...
If I get one of those stars & stripes bikinis, maybe Cletus will pay attention to me!
Now, ol' Festus, he cain't be bothered with all that thar nonsense them city slickers go through for family barbecues... carefully stacking coals, wadding paper, spritzing lighter fluid. Time comes, he just eats some of ma's chili, sets hisself on a cord of wood and lights a fart or two.
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Metaphor for Aesop's ant and grasshopper fable? -
"I's jest chopped all this wood for winter, and you girly grasshoppers ain't gettin one piece to heat some golldarned bathwater!"
WordVerify: diansuct - yes indeed she did, and word spread quickly through her high school
Pa Kettle confuses an empty beer keg for the cold, clammy, fat ass of Ma Kettle.
Apparently the porn producers in Arkansas have yet to receive any stimulus money.
"Here comes Andy Sullivan now, Pa!"
"There it is again! It sounds like some kind of man-bear-pig, and it's askin' fer a massage."
Well, if yer ol'man hid the new Twilight DVD under his 'wood pile' and wanted you to 'chop some kindelin' before he gave it back ...
Well, durn tootin' you'd be a might angered too!!!
There's a town that needs a bowling alley.
There's a story here, but for the life of me I just can't figure out what it could possibly be.
The flower children of the 1960s: Some fled to Canada to avoid the draft. Others retreated to self-sustaining communes. Still others buckled under and joined the very same corporate world they originally rejected.
Almost fifty years later, we're going to look in on them and see if we can figure out which is which.
Just give them their guns back. Seriously, they're far less dangerous when they have something to cling to.
Aw shoot Clem. That's not how you get wood. Here let me shows ya.
On this episode of "The Peckerwoods", Ma Peckerwood spies what might be an illegal and prepares to alert the rest of the clan.
The Hee-Haw Reunion Special was a big success, but they really should've replaced the eye-candy girls with some new talent.
"Jebediah, quit spittin' cherry pits at Grandpappy, y'hear? He was up on the roof, likkered up on 'shine and firin' meatballs at us from an antique blunderbuss agin' and we jes' got him down; cain't you see we done got enough goin' on 'roun' here already?!"
Verif. word: abifyin.
As in, "Grandpappy's out front abifyin' hisself on the woodpile where everyone can see him agin."
STOP! STOP! Take off those boots before you come in this house mister!
The living original member of Lynyrd Skynyrd tries to relax at home but his last remaining groupies have other plans
CMT's video for "Light My Fire" left much to be desired.
I just *knew* "Three's Company: The Motion Picture" was a bad idea.
Grandpa Portnoy's complaint.
OAK WUD AGED IN BARELS: UR DUIN IT RONG
Tonight on "Hardball;"
We debate why Red States are even allowed a voice in the election process. But first, PLEASE listen to this message from our last remaining sponsor, MoveOn.com
Lake Woebegone as reimagined by Larry the Cable Guy.
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I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK...
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"Pappy's all upset over the value o' his 401K and he's gone set fire to hisself agin!"
The new Upper Middle Class after Obamanomics really kicks in.
"Maw, pappy done looked at his 401K agin and sez he's gone set hisself on fire!"
And that's when them Duke boys realized they was in a heap o' trouble.
"Bill Clinton you say?", Ma asked the reporter from the big city, "Yeah we knowed him - strange little feller, that 'un"...
There is always a difference between the movies version of hot passionate threesomes and what you usually end up with.
Pa thinks that ol' wash tub's a frakkin' tambereen, an' you ain't gon' believe what he's playin' it with!
LOOKIT THIS! By crackies, we's done struck it rich fer sure! Pa's invented an energy efficient furnace that'll qualify for one of them thar gubmint energy star ratings!!
Dagnabbit! Pa et beans ever day this week - that'll make that pile a wood burn too hot in the still and spile my 'shine!
"Damn, Gramps been hanging out widdem other beavers again."
How much wood would wood Chuck chuck of wood Chuck could chuck wood.
Pinchin' a Log... ur doin it rong
"Hey y'all we're suin' Metamucil."
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