1. NBC's miniseries about the Palin family was about what one would expect from the MSM.
2. Mike Huckabee's family is delighted to learn he's running again.
3. Ang Lee's remake of Saint Joan was where the caption meme really jumped the shark.
4. "Look, maw! Ah got wood!"
5. Desperate Housewives - Arkansas, was an odd choice for expanding the franchise.
Best of Matt the K
Gol Dang! Call the Fire Department-- Scooter done shat a pile o' wood!
Best of (red, white &) blue
If I get one of those stars & stripes bikinis, maybe Cletus will pay attention to me!
Best of Jack Reacher
"There it is again! It sounds like some kind of man-bear-pig, and it's askin' fer a massage."
Best of Adriane
Well, if yer ol'man hid the new Twilight DVD under his 'wood pile' and wanted you to 'chop some kindelin' before he gave it back ...
Well, durn tootin' you'd be a might angered too!!!
Best of molson
Just give them their guns back. Seriously, they're far less dangerous when they have something to cling to.
Best of mega
The Hee-Haw Reunion Special was a big success, but they really should've replaced the eye-candy girls with some new talent.
Best of Double the U
STOP! STOP! Take off those boots before you come in this house mister!
Best of metalgarth
CMT's video for "Light My Fire" left much to be desired.
"Maw, pappy done looked at his 401K agin and sez he's gone set hisself on fire!"
Best of mpur
And that's when them Duke boys realized they was in a heap o' trouble.
Best of Submariner
Pa thinks that ol' wash tub's a frakkin' tambereen, an' you ain't gon' believe what he's playin' it with!
Best of Rodney Dill
"Hey y'all we're suin' Metamucil."