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Well, now we know what ObamaGirl did with the $5k she got from the Fox interview.
Not all things that come out of the Gulf of Mexico are bad.
Jet Propulsion Queefing...UR DOIN IT GRATE!
Man, look at the tits on Flipper!!
This wont be the first time I've masturbated at Sea World.
Note to self: we're out of dental floss!
Fish, out of water.
High Pressure Douching....MOAR PLEEZ, I STILL SMELLS FISH.
THANK YOU BP!!!
FormulaicWhy does this is part of the film always surprise an audience? Shark sees girl, shark thrashes girl, shark drags girl underwater. Much like elections. Politicians see voters, lie to voters, screw the voters, and drag the voters underwater.
Call me crazy but I'd love to Flip 'er.
Any guesses where ol' Subby went "up scope?"
"...In the event of an emergency water landing, your hot stewardess is equipped with a pair of floating devices..."
“You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!”
Those things are really buoyant.
I guess she's a witch then.
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What's the best chicken? Tuna of the sea!
Hey babe... I have 8 inches of horizontal to go with your 6 inches of vertical...
And now, the Cinemax version of Disney's "The Little Mermaid".
No need to pop up a wet one. We would have provided our own moisture.
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