Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Nubile Emo Youth on the Beach


1. "Aw, let me take him home. I promise I'll feed him and clean up after him," Army of Mom begged.

2. Studded leather outdoors before Labor Day? Major BDSM faux pas!

3. The Safe School Czar announces a new Watersports Safety Campaign.

4. As he packed up his minivan, the Safe School Czar couldn't help but think he had forgotten one of his beach toys.

5. Harry Topper and the Studded Leather Twink? Is nothing sacred to the pron industry?

Best of Matt the K
Ang Lee's 'Aquaman' summoned help by telepathing "Ohhh Yooooohooooo!" to his fellow seamen-- uh creatures.

Best of divine miss m
Johnny Weir's attempt to redesign the U.S. Navy SEAL uniform? EPIC FAIL!

Best of Submariner
Speaking of NOT being endowed by your Creator...

Best of Army of Mom
Salivating from across the beach, I caught a glimpse. *purring* Hurry, I thought, panting as I raced across the beach to find my new boy toy. Excitement turned to alarm when he looked up at me. Ahh, the eyes of innocence lined with black eyeliner. Ok, I shrugged, so he has some issues, we can fix that. Nice face, full pouty lips, nice arms, nubile chest free of hair and flat stomach. OMG!! Where is it? What did you do with it? AARGGHHH!!! Anxiety turned to panic as I raced to escape the boy with no penis.

Best of Vinney
Looks like the Key West Day Care Center had a field trip to the beach.

Best of Submariner
On a positive note, dub was impressed with her abs...

Best of sonicfrog
Twink zombies.... The most pathetic and useless thing in the world of zombiedom.

Best of molson
Looks like we have another wardrobe failure. Pretty bad one too.

24 comments:

Matt the K said...

Sully's favorite part of summer camp was the buddy system.

Matt the K said...

Ang Lee's 'Aquaman' summoned help by telepathing "Ohhh Yooooohooooo!" to his fellow seamen-- uh creatures.

Matt the K said...

Just don't ask him what he ate one hour ago.

divine miss m said...

Johnny Weir's attempt to redesign the U.S. Navy SEAL uniform? EPIC FAIL!

Verif. word: clingla

As in, what that swimsuit suit is doing with all its might.

divine miss m said...

Johnny Weir's attempt to redesign the U.S. Navy SEAL uniform: EPIC FAIL.

Verif. word: clingla
As in, what that swimsuit is doing with all its might.

dub said...

Never do the beach-scene photo shoot on a cold day. Just sayin'.

Jack Reacher said...

"This one time, at beach camp..."

Jack Reacher said...

Tragically, he was beaten senseless after asking passersby if they'd "like to see some tar balls."

Submariner said...

Andy Sullivan's classmates learned early not to trade lunches with him when he reported that his snack was "Twinkies."

Submariner said...

Well, he certainly has mastered the "tuck" part of the "tuck and roll" safety maneuver...



v word - perper - what it will say as his likely occupation next to his photo in the Senior yearbook.

Submariner said...

What EXACTLY do you mean when you offer to "make a man out of me," AoM?

metalgarth said...

Rumor has it that Rob Halford is the new lead singer or the beach boys.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Looks like the Ricky Nelson photo the Nelson estate never wanted anyone to see has finally surfaced. Might work on a box of Twinkies. (Wheaties concept knockoff?)

(am kinda getting creeped out by Tuesdays. Shouldn't these pictures come equipped with a portable DHS decontamination station, hazmat suit or bottle of 100% bleach eye rinse?)

WordVerify: warar - goes with Bush's newkular

americanelephant said...

The only interest miss milky glutes would have in this twink is possibly getting fisted with the studded cuffs on, anyone who saw Sully's wedding pic knows that twinks arent his type.

americanelephant said...

Levi Johnston's career reaches another post-Palin, "Less than Zero" low after D-lister Kathy "if self-esteem is measured in facelifts, I'm the most self loathing bitch on the planet" Griffin got him a summer job as aide/sunscreen boy to Congressman Barney Frank.

Submariner said...

Speaking of NOT being endowed by your Creator...

sonicfrog said...

Is that a minnow in your bikini or are you just happy to see me? It's not a minnow? Poor thing.

sonicfrog said...

After being shattered by Levi Johnson's defection back to camp Palin, Andrew Sullivan needed a quick fix....

Army of Mom said...

Salivating from across the beach, I caught a glimpse. *purring* Hurry, I thought, panting as I raced across the beach to find my new boy toy. Excitement turned to alarm when he looked up at me. Ahh, the eyes of innocence lined with black eyeliner. Ok, I shrugged, so he has some issues, we can fix that. Nice face, full pouty lips, nice arms, nubile chest free of hair and flat stomach. OMG!! Where is it? What did you do with it? AARGGHHH!!! Anxiety turned to panic as I raced to escape the boy with no penis.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the Key West Day Care Center had a field trip to the beach.

Vinney

Submariner said...

On a positive note, dub was impressed with her abs...

sonicfrog said...

Twink zombies.... The most pathetic and useless thing in the world of zombiedom.

molson said...

Looks like we have another wardrobe failure. Pretty bad one too.

molson said...

Expecting only tar balls, the Key West Emergency Spill Response Team was not prepared for what happened next.