Divine Miss M
1. Her comeback tour took an Ozbournian turn when Babs bit the head off Tina Fey.
2. Desperate for publicity when his post-Lost career tanked, Jorge Garcia went the Larry Wachowski route.
3. Barbra Streisand's new list of concert demands include lily petals in her toilet bowl, no looking her in the eye, and the immediate execution of anyone who mistakes her for Chaz Bono.
4. "Why do people keep offering me delicious cake and what does 'Om nom nom nom' mean?"
5. So, if a Thursday babe with a slight belly roll represents the Bush deficit, the Obama deficit would be represented by what?
Best of Vinney
Mickey Rourke looks terrible.
Best of champaignken
Shamu has really let himself go.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
If Kirstie Alley and Barbras Sreisand ever decided to bump uglies, seismometers on the other side of the globe would wiggle.
Best of dadoctah
"Don't you know who I am?! I'm Jonah Hex's stepmother, goddammit!"
Best of dadoctah
now with implied South Park reference
Best of Steve O
As long as she doesn't sing, I'm cool with whatever.
Best of Jack Reacher
Apparently after "A Star Is Born" it went supernova.
Best of Jay Guevara
BS (!) thought bubble: "I wish those goddamned Greenpeace people would mind their own business."
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
I thought Lowell George was dead?
Best of mega
In retrospect, "The Way We Were" turned out to be be a rueful look back at a world before 24-hour pizza delivery and 1 gallon "family" buckets at Baskin Robbins.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
You don't bring me Twinkies anymore...
Best of Submariner
Hang on, Lindsay; Mama Cass is comin' to your rescue!