Gateway Pundit on a Tip from Mr. Right
1. "And when it blows up in the middle of a bunch of Jews, it gets 72 fembots in the Afterlife."
2. "What? You meatbags built me to be a Suicide Bot? Bite my shiny metal ass!"
3. ORA: "Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply." "Better do what he says, Mahmoud."
4. "He became self-aware fourteen hours ago. Twelve hours ago, he denounced the Koran as a load of crap."
5. "We don't have all day, Mahmoud. Is this, or is this not, the droid you were looking for?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Yes, Mr. President, stains wipe right off of it. Why do you ask?"
Best of Dr. Doom
The Sargon Ambassador arrived with offers of technology beyond Earth's wildest dreams. As a result of an unfortunate detour, he met with Mahmoud first. The invasion fleet will arrive in two weeks...
Best of HLam
"No, I will *not* give you my jacket and trousers to try on the robot."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
This looks way too much like allah. Execute the inventor and bring this abomination... and a tube of KY jelly... to my personal quarters ♩ ♬ immediately! ♫ ♪ ♪
Best of dadoctah
I *knew* all along that the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers were in league with the terrorists!
Best of Matt the K
And sir--you'll like this--with the mildest provocation, he too transforms into a douchebag.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"But this sex toy looks nothing like a goat!"
You fools! This infidel robot does not have a compliant haircut!
Best of dadoctah
"I swear to Allah, if it sings 'It's A Small World' one more time, I'm issuing a fatwa on Michael Eisner!"
Assistant Threadwinner GregMan
"It has the Fourth Law of Robotics, 'KILL THE JOOS', programmed in already, right?"
Best of Spin
Ok, nine goats, two boys and my wife. Now let's shake on it.
Best of Submariner
"...and it comes with 17 different hand attachments to take care of whatever project you have in mind."
"Throw in a '14" personal massager' attachment and I'll take a gross of them."
Best of Vinney
Just before he died, Billie May hawks his latest invention- the robo-mullah to Mahmud AHMADINEJAD.