Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Knick Knack Paddy Whack


Courtesy of Carpe Phlogiston


1. Awww.... I wonder what he's dreaming about.


2. "I think he's trying to tell us something. What is it, girl? Timmy's tied up in the back of the school janitor's van!"

3. 'Ow to speak Enumclaw: "Kiddie Porn."

4. Yep, that taxidermist is one sick intercourse.

5. "Dude. Like... we totally got the dog stoned. OK, let's write the budget." Behind the scenes at the California State Assembly.

Best of mega
When Bo found out he'd get his own private jet to Maine, he passed out from the excitement!

Best of JohnS1959
Sick 'em fang!

Best of dub
Nice costume AOD.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tragedy struck the Goldblut's residence last night when Harold's 463-lb wife Marge plopped down on the sofa with her nightly carton of ice cream and then asked where Schmoopy was hiding.

Best of dadoctah
"Wiggle...your big...toe....."

Best of Rodney Dill
Mozilla TiredFox

Best of mega
"Honey, have you seen my Xanax?"

Best of Submariner
ORA:When 'that dog won't hunt,' try new Puppy Uppers!

19 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

A visual metaphor for the American electorate.

mega said...

When Bo found out he'd get his own private jet to Maine, he passed out from the excitement!

JohnS1959 said...

Sick 'em fang!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pops says I'm a work dog. Yeah, right. I'm gonna spend my whole life right here... when not eating or pooping.

-OR-

Okay, now that was weird. One second I'm dreaming of falling and about to hit the ground, the next I'm wide awake staring at the ceiling.

-OR-

I can never show my face in the kennel again. Why did I have to bark, "Shake your tail, baby! Oh yeah, want a piece of that!" while we were watching Lassie in the dayroom? How was I supposed to know she was a he?!?

dub said...

Nice costume AOD.

sonicfrog said...

In a galaxy far, far away... When Yoda hit puberty....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After a night of heavy toilet drinking, Little Rex is sleeping it off.

-OR-

Levitation is all in the mind.
Levitation is all in the mind.
Levitation is all in the mind.
Levitation is all in the mind.

-OR-

I've got the roll over play dead thing down pat, but what the hell does Fetch mean??

-OR-

Tragedy struck the Goldblut's residence last night when Harold's 463-lb wife Marge plopped down on the sofa with her nightly carton of ice cream and then asked where Schmoopy was hiding.


WordVerify: outsme - what freshmen congressmen worry the new gaydar web site will do.

dadoctah said...

"Wiggle...your big...toe....."

dub said...

Peanut butter coma?

Rodney Dill said...

Mozilla TiredFox

mega said...

Fido's energy level was strangely correlated with the number of captions on the first page of the caption site.

mega said...

"Honey, have you seen my Xanax?"

Submariner said...

ORA:

When 'that dog won't hunt,' try new Puppy Uppers!

Submariner said...

Dream thawt bubble; Yo, Rinny!"

Submariner said...

When Grandpa sat down, his team immediately guessed "Under Dog." Grandpa was a genius at Charades...

Submariner said...

Looks like Ang Lee is remaking "The Fox and the Hound."

Oiao said...

Pup tent on the pup.

Jay Guevara said...

"C'mon, just one little sniff. I'll respect you even more."

Anonymous said...

Please DEAR GOD! Will someone tie Timmy(Geitner) up in the back of some van!

Eric