Courtesy of Carpe Phlogiston
1. Awww.... I wonder what he's dreaming about.
2. "I think he's trying to tell us something. What is it, girl? Timmy's tied up in the back of the school janitor's van!"
3. 'Ow to speak Enumclaw: "Kiddie Porn."
4. Yep, that taxidermist is one sick intercourse.
5. "Dude. Like... we totally got the dog stoned. OK, let's write the budget." Behind the scenes at the California State Assembly.
Best of mega
When Bo found out he'd get his own private jet to Maine, he passed out from the excitement!
Best of JohnS1959
Sick 'em fang!
Best of dub
Nice costume AOD.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tragedy struck the Goldblut's residence last night when Harold's 463-lb wife Marge plopped down on the sofa with her nightly carton of ice cream and then asked where Schmoopy was hiding.
Best of dadoctah
"Wiggle...your big...toe....."
Best of Rodney Dill
Mozilla TiredFox
Best of mega
"Honey, have you seen my Xanax?"
Best of Submariner
ORA:When 'that dog won't hunt,' try new Puppy Uppers!
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A visual metaphor for the American electorate.
When Bo found out he'd get his own private jet to Maine, he passed out from the excitement!
Sick 'em fang!
Pops says I'm a work dog. Yeah, right. I'm gonna spend my whole life right here... when not eating or pooping.
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Okay, now that was weird. One second I'm dreaming of falling and about to hit the ground, the next I'm wide awake staring at the ceiling.
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I can never show my face in the kennel again. Why did I have to bark, "Shake your tail, baby! Oh yeah, want a piece of that!" while we were watching Lassie in the dayroom? How was I supposed to know she was a he?!?
Nice costume AOD.
In a galaxy far, far away... When Yoda hit puberty....
After a night of heavy toilet drinking, Little Rex is sleeping it off.
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Levitation is all in the mind.
Levitation is all in the mind.
Levitation is all in the mind.
Levitation is all in the mind.
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I've got the roll over play dead thing down pat, but what the hell does Fetch mean??
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Tragedy struck the Goldblut's residence last night when Harold's 463-lb wife Marge plopped down on the sofa with her nightly carton of ice cream and then asked where Schmoopy was hiding.
WordVerify: outsme - what freshmen congressmen worry the new gaydar web site will do.
"Wiggle...your big...toe....."
Peanut butter coma?
Mozilla TiredFox
Fido's energy level was strangely correlated with the number of captions on the first page of the caption site.
"Honey, have you seen my Xanax?"
ORA:
When 'that dog won't hunt,' try new Puppy Uppers!
Dream thawt bubble; Yo, Rinny!"
When Grandpa sat down, his team immediately guessed "Under Dog." Grandpa was a genius at Charades...
Looks like Ang Lee is remaking "The Fox and the Hound."
Pup tent on the pup.
"C'mon, just one little sniff. I'll respect you even more."
Please DEAR GOD! Will someone tie Timmy(Geitner) up in the back of some van!
Eric
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