1. Van Der Sloot Barbie comes with unique accessories.
2. Signs your eight year old daughter is not taking the divorce as well as you had hoped.
3. Joss Whedon's TV show concepts just get weirder and weirder.
4. And as they cleaned out Olbermann's dressing room, they found even more bondage Barbies with names like "Sarah" "Malkin" and "Megyn Kelly" Sharpied on their backs.
5. I am not sure exactly with this phase of Mel Gibson's therapy was meant to accomplish.
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2. Signs your eight year old daughter is not taking the divorce as well as you had hoped.
3. Joss Whedon's TV show concepts just get weirder and weirder.
4. And as they cleaned out Olbermann's dressing room, they found even more bondage Barbies with names like "Sarah" "Malkin" and "Megyn Kelly" Sharpied on their backs.
5. I am not sure exactly with this phase of Mel Gibson's therapy was meant to accomplish.
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Bondage Barbie was taken off the shelf when Kmart could not identify Mattels target audience.
Best of dub
Sure, it seems cruel...but look how it helps them stay so skinny.
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The new USDA dolls designed to help employees understand how to interface with avocacy groups were a big hit.
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United victims of Bennetton.
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V the K yelled: Shut up!
I'll untie you on Thursday.
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Little Jimmy's claim that he was just practicing knot-tying for a boy scout merit badge pretty much ensured a court-ordered 72-hour psyche eval.
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The NOW announces its new Anne Coulter line of right wing female action figures.
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Following the Sharpton-Jackson Lee protest, Mattel reluctantly agreed to be more racially inclusive in all of its sadomasochistic rape fantasy products.
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"I wouldn't worry about it, Mrs Simmons. Lots of eight-year-old boys go through a brief phase of playing with dolls, so your little Richard is just--wait, what?"
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Nine out of ten women in Berkley found this demeaning enough to actually want to do it.
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Bondage Barbie was taken off the shelf when Kmart could not identify Mattels target audience.
Finally, women that know how to shut the f*ck up.
Sure, it seems cruel...but look how it helps them stay so skinny.
Practice toys for kids in Democratic Party HQ play rooms: "American Public dolls"
The new USDA dolls designed to help employees understand how to interface with avocacy groups were a big hit.
The view below from Buffalo Ken's living room.
United victims of Bennetton.
V the K yelled:
Shut up!
I'll untie you on Thursday.
"Home Sweet & Quiet Home"
Using a few simple visual aids and a big stick, Smitty taught his kids from Day 1 that it's better to be seen and not heard.
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Coincidentally, the Stop Bulimia Now group and the Anti-Feminism group both use the same handouts.
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Baby Steps
BDSM Anonymous approves unconventional 12-step program to wean Shibari practitioners off their addiction.
FWIW, Step 7 involves macrame lessons, dental floss and the addict's own toes.
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Little Jimmy's claim that he was just practicing knot-tying for a boy scout merit badge pretty much ensured a court-ordered 72-hour psyche eval.
The NOW announces its new Anne Coulter line of right wing female action figures.
With their mouths being taped shut, I have good news and bad news for Ken.
It's like watching the guests on the O'Reilly Factor, but without having to hit the mute button.
Following the Sharpton-Jackson Lee protest, Mattel reluctantly agreed to be more racially inclusive in all of its sadomasochistic rape fantasy products.
You just know the MFM will try to pin this on GI Joe, when everybody knows it's that foggat Ken.
The last hours of a severed-head Barbie.
"I wouldn't worry about it, Mrs Simmons. Lots of eight-year-old boys go through a brief phase of playing with dolls, so your little Richard is just--wait, what?"
Nine out of ten women in Berkley found this demeaning enough to actually want to do it.
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