Tuesday, July 06, 2010

If it's Tuesday, It Must Be...

Brender


1. Under the Safe Schools Czar, requirements for a Presidential Medal of Fitness have changed somewhat.

2. "Limber up, loosen that hamstring, and I'm ready for my date with Perez Hilton."

3. "Dang, none of those Marines even gave me a second look. Well, these pumps were a waste of $200."

4. "Well, even in these shoes, I should be able to outrun Congressman Frank considering his pants are around his ankles and he has a full boner."

5. So, what's Ang Lee remakin' here? Chariots of Fire or Pretty Woman?

Best of mpur
Huh. I didn't know they made Huggies Pull-Ups in that size.

Best of Dr. Doom
Steve misunderstood what his friends meant when they invited him to a 'drag race'. All hell broke loose when Bubba and JimBob stopped by to pick him up.

Best of sonicfrog
Those who are complaining about J. Michael Straczynski's recent changes in Wonder Woman's super hero attire should thank their lucky stars that John Waters was dumped from the project early on.

Best of Jack Reacher
He was doing an okay "I'm a little teapot" until he showed off his "spout." His trial date is next Wednesday.

Best of divine miss m
The captain of the school embroidery team, all grown up.

Best of Matt the K
Mrs. Sarkozy greets a Paris morning sans wig and makeup.

Best of americanelephant
Manolo Blahniks? Check. Hibiscus Depands? Check. Raphael limbers up just before taking to the catwalk at Democrat Congressional Aide Fashion Week.

Best of Steve O
Hmmm. Something about this dude strikes me as a little bit gay.

Oh yeah -- he's a runner.

Best of Adriane
"I'm too sexy for this race ..."

24 comments:

Submariner said...

Funny, I always pictured ShoeChick quite differently...

Submariner said...

Epic Advertising Failures #3172:

Thinking "NASCAR," Gucci of Fire Island sponsors a runner for the Boston Marathon complete with bumper stickers.



v word - sheights - must be the olde English spelling, but, my thoughts exactly.

dadoctah said...

Apparently he's shopping at Target:

http://members.cox.net/dadoctah/images/menswear.jpg

Anonymous said...

PeeWee Herman loosens up for The Race for the Cure- the cure of what we don't know.

Vinney

mpur said...

Huh. I didn't know they made Huggies Pull-Ups in that size.

Dr. Doom said...

Steve misunderstood what his friends meant when they invited him to a 'drag race'. All hell broke loose when Bubba and JimBob stopped by to pick him up.

Dr. Doom said...

I may not finish first, thought Jimmy, but I will fininsh fabulous!

sonicfrog said...

Those who are complaining about J. Michael Straczynski's recent changes in Wonder Woman's super hero attire should thank their lucky stars that John Waters was dumped from the project early on.

Jack Reacher said...

He was doing an okay "I'm a little teapot" until he showed off his "spout." His trial date is next Wednesday.

Jack Reacher said...

"Look at those Tea Partiers over there, with their stupid banners. Freaks."

divine miss m said...

The captain of the school embroidery team, all grown up.

divine miss m said...

He’s so far down Queer Street, he may not be able to return.

metalgarth said...

Even if you win the Folsom Street Marathon, your still a loser

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Proof that you shouldn't do leg stretches before a visit to the starting gate's portapotty.

-OR-

San Francisco Bus Poster Ad
DEPENDS, for those times when homophobic bullies scare the crap out of you.

WordVerify: outtatio - participatory opera where audience members out themselves or others

(straight as an arrow) blue said...

you know, I really prefer Thursdays over Tuesdays

Matt the K said...

Mrs. Sarkozy greets a Paris morning sans wig and makeup.

Matt the K said...

Raoul Jenner trains for the Demanthalon.

Matt the K said...

"Really coach, I'm not gay-- I figure the heels will give me an edge in the High Jump."

americanelephant said...

Manolo Blahniks? Check. Hibiscus Depands? Check. Raphael limbers up just before taking to the catwalk at Democrat Congressional Aide Fashion Week.

Submariner said...

Bend, and... SNAP!

Steve O said...

Hmmm. Something about this dude strikes me as a little bit gay.

Oh yeah -- he's a runner.

Adriane said...

"I'm too sexy for this race ..."

Submariner said...

Q: Should a full-grown, incontinent man wear Huggies or Luvs?

A: Depends...

molson said...

Brucie, aka "The Folsom Street Flash", limbers up hoping to best the record he set last year in the sport of extreme fisting.