Wednesday, July 14, 2010

How many pussies in this picture?


40 comments:

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "That's the ONLY pussy of mine he'll be petting..."

Submariner said...

When Toonces saw that they had tacked up his cousin Stripe to the wall, he remained unusually well behaved.

Rodney Dill said...

Puss and Pouts

Army of Dad said...

There are four pussies!
/Picard

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Deep down inside, quiet and unassuming Walter Glumpski knew that long before she completely drained his life savings, he would kill his frigid bitch of a mail order russian bride and hang her pelt on the opposite wall.
The cat knows it, too.

-OR-

Cat Thawtbubble: Help me. They keep referring to the tiger skin as an object lesson for litter box training!

-OR-

Red Flags
The spies tried to act like any other DINK family in suburbia, but seriously... who barbecues siberian tiger steaks on a backyard hibachi on the 4th of July?

-OR-

Melvin's Thawtbubble: What was Match.com thinking?? I am so out of my league, I've got a better chance of boinking her cat. And what is a green card, anyway?

Matt the K said...

Tony says "Heeeeeee's Gheeeeeeyyy!!!"

Silhouette said...

I thought the ex Mrs. Woods was a blond? Either way, the lawyer promised her they'd nail that cheater's hide to the wall.

dadoctah said...

Dr Moreau with what he calls his before-and-after presentation.

Tim said...

oddly enough the cat is their BIOLOGICAL child...as was the tiger.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The newer Bond villains suck ass.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So that's what it looks like when you shoot a tiger out of a cannon! Let's see if lighter ammo causes a bigger splat..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So, Tony, what do you think of your new handlers?"

"They're GRRRRREAT!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Russian bride thought bubble: "How does one blink 'S.O.S.' in a still photo?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

This just in: Tiger pelts do absolutely nothing for a comb-over look.

Anonymous said...

They had an open marriage. So when Fred said do you want to see my wife's pussy everyone thought he meant her cat.

Vinney

Submariner said...

I see that Chris Burke's doing pretty well since "Life Goes On" ended...

Steve O said...

Yeah... I'm going to say THREE.

Submariner said...

Stand back, dammit; I have a Tabby and I'm not afraid to use it!

Spin said...

What do you say now Mr. Bond?

Kaptain Krude said...

"I eagerly await Mister V the K's offering for Thursday. I understand that felines are supposed to become drenched with anticipation. Therefore, I shall dip Mr. Snuggles here into the water-filled tub -that my Russian bride here has dipped her dainty foot into- herewith at the opportune moment, and will then proceed to lean back and, as they say, enjoy the show. Pip pip!"

Anonymous said...

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston ENGAGED!

JohnS1959 said...

Where bad kitties go when they die...

JohnS1959 said...

In the end Fluffy's skill at mind control was better than all the claws and teeth and roaring that Bagheera could bring to the party.

JohnS1959 said...

"Boris", said Natasha, "If we can get tiger, why we can't get stoopid moose and squirrel?"

Submariner said...

Mowgli adapted surprisingly well to village life.

blue said...

After some experimenting we decided to name the cat Elmo

Jack Reacher said...

When Rainn Wilson and Alyson Hannigan met, sparks flew. Fur, too.

Adriane said...

In Russia, Pussy pets YOU!

Buzzhead said...

I count 4, but the real question is; How many of them would you say it to their faces?

Buzzhead said...

You're not supposed to choke your pussy you dimbulb!

Buzzhead said...

I see that the wrong pussy is wearing the pants.

Buzzhead said...

Does hers have stripes too?

Buzzhead said...

I think this is how Mel Gibson got started on his current tirade.

dadoctah said...

"We look forward to seeing you in church this Sunday."

Kaptain Krude said...

It's *choke* the chicken, and *stroke* the pussy, not vice versa.

Kaptain Krude said...

Simba chortled quietly to himself. "They think I'm a wall-hanging, but I'll soon show them. Soon, very soon."

James McEnanly said...

Lindwurm Arglist was quite saddened by the news of thee end of the James Bond movie series. He had had his heart set on being a James Bond Villain

racerboy said...

Oddly enough, Cuthbert's dignity and his tiger have the same presentation and function...

verif word: proctoth - A very cold, unpleasant place.

dub said...

As a young man in Folsom, Richard spent his whole life avoiding pussy, only to end up 4 of them in his house.

Submariner said...

Photographic inspiration that led to Bond villain Pussy Galore.