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Thawt bubble; "That's the ONLY pussy of mine he'll be petting..."
When Toonces saw that they had tacked up his cousin Stripe to the wall, he remained unusually well behaved.
Puss and Pouts
There are four pussies!/Picard
Deep down inside, quiet and unassuming Walter Glumpski knew that long before she completely drained his life savings, he would kill his frigid bitch of a mail order russian bride and hang her pelt on the opposite wall.The cat knows it, too.-OR-Cat Thawtbubble: Help me. They keep referring to the tiger skin as an object lesson for litter box training! -OR-Red FlagsThe spies tried to act like any other DINK family in suburbia, but seriously... who barbecues siberian tiger steaks on a backyard hibachi on the 4th of July?-OR-Melvin's Thawtbubble: What was Match.com thinking?? I am so out of my league, I've got a better chance of boinking her cat. And what is a green card, anyway?
Tony says "Heeeeeee's Gheeeeeeyyy!!!"
I thought the ex Mrs. Woods was a blond? Either way, the lawyer promised her they'd nail that cheater's hide to the wall.
Dr Moreau with what he calls his before-and-after presentation.
oddly enough the cat is their BIOLOGICAL child...as was the tiger.
The newer Bond villains suck ass.
"So that's what it looks like when you shoot a tiger out of a cannon! Let's see if lighter ammo causes a bigger splat..."
"So, Tony, what do you think of your new handlers?""They're GRRRRREAT!"
Russian bride thought bubble: "How does one blink 'S.O.S.' in a still photo?"
This just in: Tiger pelts do absolutely nothing for a comb-over look.
They had an open marriage. So when Fred said do you want to see my wife's pussy everyone thought he meant her cat. Vinney
I see that Chris Burke's doing pretty well since "Life Goes On" ended...
Yeah... I'm going to say THREE.
Stand back, dammit; I have a Tabby and I'm not afraid to use it!
What do you say now Mr. Bond?
"I eagerly await Mister V the K's offering for Thursday. I understand that felines are supposed to become drenched with anticipation. Therefore, I shall dip Mr. Snuggles here into the water-filled tub -that my Russian bride here has dipped her dainty foot into- herewith at the opportune moment, and will then proceed to lean back and, as they say, enjoy the show. Pip pip!"
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston ENGAGED!
Where bad kitties go when they die...
In the end Fluffy's skill at mind control was better than all the claws and teeth and roaring that Bagheera could bring to the party.
"Boris", said Natasha, "If we can get tiger, why we can't get stoopid moose and squirrel?"
Mowgli adapted surprisingly well to village life.
After some experimenting we decided to name the cat Elmo
When Rainn Wilson and Alyson Hannigan met, sparks flew. Fur, too.
In Russia, Pussy pets YOU!
I count 4, but the real question is; How many of them would you say it to their faces?
You're not supposed to choke your pussy you dimbulb!
I see that the wrong pussy is wearing the pants.
Does hers have stripes too?
I think this is how Mel Gibson got started on his current tirade.
"We look forward to seeing you in church this Sunday."
It's *choke* the chicken, and *stroke* the pussy, not vice versa.
Simba chortled quietly to himself. "They think I'm a wall-hanging, but I'll soon show them. Soon, very soon."
Lindwurm Arglist was quite saddened by the news of thee end of the James Bond movie series. He had had his heart set on being a James Bond Villain
Oddly enough, Cuthbert's dignity and his tiger have the same presentation and function...verif word: proctoth - A very cold, unpleasant place.
As a young man in Folsom, Richard spent his whole life avoiding pussy, only to end up 4 of them in his house.
Photographic inspiration that led to Bond villain Pussy Galore.
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