I am swamped at work. Take it, monors....
Best of dub
Statistically speaking, shouldnt at least two of them have little turtlenecks around their helmets?
Best of dub
Honey, some guys are here saying they'd like to explore Uranus.
Best of Silhouette
How many astronauts do you see?
"Six!"
Very good. You're good at math!
NASA prepares for its prime mission, making Muslims feel good about themselves
Best of GregMan
In space no one can hear you swish.
Best of Matt the K
"DEVO in Space"...almost as good as "KISS Meets The Phantom of The Park"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hi, we're from NASA, and our number one goal is to enhance outreach to our Muslim frien... Oh, for fucks' sake, are we REALLY going to do this?"
Director: "CUT!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
...all candidates must be in excellent physical shape, have no allergies, and bear an uncanny resemblance to Agent Smith.
Best of Mr. Right
Al Gore's latest batch of sperm-o-nauts prepare for the imminent release of his second chakra.
Best of Army of Dad
In a desperate attempt to save the space program NASA set to work on making love dolls for Congressman Frank.
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Douchetronauts?
Statistically speaking, shouldnt at least two of them have little turtlenecks around their helmets?
Honey, some guys are here saying they'd like to explore Uranus.
Ambiguously gay? There ain't no ambiguous about it. We're a queer as a plaid rabbit!
"What the Sam Creek? Have you men all been eating powdered donuts? God I hope so."
Volunteer astronaut team to visit the rings around Uranus.
Oompa-Loompa-nauts
In space no one can hear you cream.
"We Are Not Men...."
Ver Word: liars
NASA announces it's new Ass'droid avoidance program.
Houston? we have a....
How many astronauts do you see?
"Six!"
Very good. You're good at math!
NASA prepares for its prime mission, making Muslims feel good about themselves
Now we know why HAL wouldn't open the pod bay door.
After killing Amerikkka's manned space program, Teh Holy One's astronaut recruitment program went about as well as expected.
In space no one can hear you swish.
The 'astronaut recruiting program' caption was mine. Teh web site must be trying to tell me something by making it 'anonymous'.
"We are your gay uncles, Luke."
ObamaCorps newest NASA astronauts - the Muslim 6
There is a joke here involving a Woody Allen film but I just don't have it.
Looks like you guys blew a seal.
No, it wath jutht an ice cream cone thilly.
Muslim outreach.
Condoms of the future.
Imadumbjihadi musta ordered a half dozen of them "robots."
The third one from the left clearly sprained his foot during that one small step for mankind.
-OR-
Say what you want about extravagance, but the caterers on board the French supply ship to the space station delivered the most amazing roast goose dinner.
"DEVO in Space"...almost as good as "KISS Meets The Phantom of The Park"
Major Anthony Nelson actually wished for "six-pack" abs... Jeanie misunderstood and hilarity ensued.
A relaxed moment backstage with the MTV award trophies.
"Hi, we're from NASA, and our number one goal is to enhance outreach to our Muslim frien... Oh, for fucks' sake, are we REALLY going to do this?"
Director: "CUT!"
"Have you plugged the black hole yet daddy?"
ATDHE FOLLOW UP TO ABOVE:
"No sweety, he's still the President."
Most of their scams revealed, ACORN is forced to look elsewhere for potential voters.
Ground Control to Majors Tom,
Ground Control to Majors Tom,
Take your protein pills and...
...all candidates must be in excellent physical shape, have no allergies, and bear an uncanny resemblance to Agent Smith.
The Right Stuff... The Wrong Guys
The last thing they heard was the caretaker whispering, "...and as long as men live, there is no peace."
And the band played 'O, Columbia! the gem of the ocean ...'
They spoke in unison: "We regret to inform you that your hip replacement operation is denied. You are hereby encouraged to take ibuprofen as needed."
Al Gore's latest batch of sperm-o-nauts prepare for the imminent release of his second chakra.
Most moon shots don't actually involve going to the moon.
"Red Rover, Red Rover, send *everybody* on over!"
NASCAR meets Broadway.
What with the bad economy and tight budgets, frugal bachelorette parties wisely opt for NASA's Chippendale Marionettes in lieu of hiring real Chippendale dancers.
-OR-
The San Francisco theater troupe's reprise of Robert Palmer's Simply Irresistible number was an epic fail.
-OR-
Houston, we have a problem!
Astronauts desperate for funding entertain the budget appropriations members with a version of Village People...
Congressmen, there's a place you can go.
I said, Congressmen, we're really short on the dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the N-A-S-A.
It's fun to stay at the N-A-S-A.
Congressmen, there's no need to feel down.
Congressmen, help get our rockets off the ground.
N-A-S-A.... just go to the
N-A-S-A.
WordVerify: swalo - some girls do
A Few Good Mannequins.
Space Queerboys.
In a desperate attempt to save the space program NASA set to work on making love dolls for Congressman Frank.
This picture should be removed!
The Drew Carey Show's legal dept. is suing Mattel and NASA for infringing on their copyrighted Full Monty episode.
What the heck, since it is Tuesday, let's pander to a special subset of the VtheK fan club with Part 2 of that Drew Carey Show Full Monty sketch.
WordVerify: turguath - the familiar sound of projectile vomiting
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