Friday, July 09, 2010

Home Is Wherever You Hang Your Helmet

Brender
I am swamped at work. Take it, monors....


Best of dub
Statistically speaking, shouldnt at least two of them have little turtlenecks around their helmets?

Best of dub
Honey, some guys are here saying they'd like to explore Uranus.

Best of Silhouette
How many astronauts do you see?
"Six!"
Very good. You're good at math!

NASA prepares for its prime mission, making Muslims feel good about themselves

Best of GregMan
In space no one can hear you swish.

Best of Matt the K
"DEVO in Space"...almost as good as "KISS Meets The Phantom of The Park"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hi, we're from NASA, and our number one goal is to enhance outreach to our Muslim frien... Oh, for fucks' sake, are we REALLY going to do this?"

Director: "CUT!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
...all candidates must be in excellent physical shape, have no allergies, and bear an uncanny resemblance to Agent Smith.

Best of Mr. Right
Al Gore's latest batch of sperm-o-nauts prepare for the imminent release of his second chakra.

Best of Army of Dad
In a desperate attempt to save the space program NASA set to work on making love dolls for Congressman Frank.

46 comments:

dub said...

Douchetronauts?

dub said...

Statistically speaking, shouldnt at least two of them have little turtlenecks around their helmets?

dub said...

Honey, some guys are here saying they'd like to explore Uranus.

Unscrupulous said...

Ambiguously gay? There ain't no ambiguous about it. We're a queer as a plaid rabbit!

Unscrupulous said...

"What the Sam Creek? Have you men all been eating powdered donuts? God I hope so."

Rodney Dill said...

Volunteer astronaut team to visit the rings around Uranus.

Rodney Dill said...

Oompa-Loompa-nauts

Rodney Dill said...

In space no one can hear you cream.

sonicfrog said...

"We Are Not Men...."

Ver Word: liars

Rodney Dill said...

NASA announces it's new Ass'droid avoidance program.

Rodney Dill said...

Houston? we have a....

Silhouette said...

How many astronauts do you see?

"Six!"

Very good. You're good at math!

NASA prepares for its prime mission, making Muslims feel good about themselves

GregMan said...

Now we know why HAL wouldn't open the pod bay door.

Anonymous said...

After killing Amerikkka's manned space program, Teh Holy One's astronaut recruitment program went about as well as expected.

GregMan said...

In space no one can hear you swish.

GregMan said...

The 'astronaut recruiting program' caption was mine. Teh web site must be trying to tell me something by making it 'anonymous'.

GregMan said...

"We are your gay uncles, Luke."

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

ObamaCorps newest NASA astronauts - the Muslim 6

Double the U said...

There is a joke here involving a Woody Allen film but I just don't have it.

dub said...

Looks like you guys blew a seal.

No, it wath jutht an ice cream cone thilly.

Steve O said...

Muslim outreach.

Steve O said...

Condoms of the future.

Submariner said...

Imadumbjihadi musta ordered a half dozen of them "robots."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The third one from the left clearly sprained his foot during that one small step for mankind.

-OR-

Say what you want about extravagance, but the caterers on board the French supply ship to the space station delivered the most amazing roast goose dinner.

Matt the K said...

"DEVO in Space"...almost as good as "KISS Meets The Phantom of The Park"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Major Anthony Nelson actually wished for "six-pack" abs... Jeanie misunderstood and hilarity ensued.

Son Of The Godfather said...

A relaxed moment backstage with the MTV award trophies.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hi, we're from NASA, and our number one goal is to enhance outreach to our Muslim frien... Oh, for fucks' sake, are we REALLY going to do this?"

Director: "CUT!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Have you plugged the black hole yet daddy?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

ATDHE FOLLOW UP TO ABOVE:

"No sweety, he's still the President."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Most of their scams revealed, ACORN is forced to look elsewhere for potential voters.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ground Control to Majors Tom,
Ground Control to Majors Tom,
Take your protein pills and...

Son Of The Godfather said...

...all candidates must be in excellent physical shape, have no allergies, and bear an uncanny resemblance to Agent Smith.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Right Stuff... The Wrong Guys

Adriane said...

The last thing they heard was the caretaker whispering, "...and as long as men live, there is no peace."

And the band played 'O, Columbia! the gem of the ocean ...'

mega said...

They spoke in unison: "We regret to inform you that your hip replacement operation is denied. You are hereby encouraged to take ibuprofen as needed."

Mr. Right said...

Al Gore's latest batch of sperm-o-nauts prepare for the imminent release of his second chakra.

molson said...

Most moon shots don't actually involve going to the moon.

dadoctah said...

"Red Rover, Red Rover, send *everybody* on over!"

dadoctah said...

NASCAR meets Broadway.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What with the bad economy and tight budgets, frugal bachelorette parties wisely opt for NASA's Chippendale Marionettes in lieu of hiring real Chippendale dancers.

-OR-

The San Francisco theater troupe's reprise of Robert Palmer's Simply Irresistible number was an epic fail.

-OR-

Houston, we have a problem!
Astronauts desperate for funding entertain the budget appropriations members with a version of Village People...
Congressmen, there's a place you can go.
I said, Congressmen, we're really short on the dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the N-A-S-A.
It's fun to stay at the N-A-S-A.
Congressmen, there's no need to feel down.
Congressmen, help get our rockets off the ground.
N-A-S-A.... just go to the
N-A-S-A.


WordVerify: swalo - some girls do

Army of Dad said...

A Few Good Mannequins.

Army of Dad said...

Space Queerboys.

Army of Dad said...

In a desperate attempt to save the space program NASA set to work on making love dolls for Congressman Frank.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This picture should be removed!
The Drew Carey Show's legal dept. is suing Mattel and NASA for infringing on their copyrighted Full Monty episode.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What the heck, since it is Tuesday, let's pander to a special subset of the VtheK fan club with Part 2 of that Drew Carey Show Full Monty sketch.


WordVerify: turguath - the familiar sound of projectile vomiting