1. Fortunately, Mrs. Putin was wearing her "I'm the bitch who fell off" T-shirt that day.
2. Nice of Steve Forbes to loan Vlad his dad's old biker gang.
3. ORA:"How can anyone possibly call us 'faggots?' Well, except for Ron and Mikhail back there." (After exchanging vows in Iowa, Mikhail and Ron intend to honeymoon in Sturgis.)
4. All right, so they roll into town, get drunk, rape the women, and wreck everything in sight. And they are different from non-biker Russians how?
5. While the American president wears mom jeans, hangs curtains, and bows to everything in sight, the Russian guy rides with bikers. WTF?
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"Which way is Poland?"
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OK guys remember when we get to the next village we run off the women and rape the animals.
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Helmet laws? Those are for iron-fisted authoritarian states.
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Tributes to the late Dennis Hopper came from some unexpected quarters.
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"Is that Mad Max up ahead? Well, none of us is black or Jewish, so we should be okay."
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In Mother Russia, Harley rides you.
and so does Vlad,
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Ours eats the child-size ice cream and theirs rides a Harley; which one do YOU think the world's gonna listen to?!
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On the next Pawn Stars, a destitute Vladimar Putin and the rest of the Russian government head to Rick and the Old Man for some quick cash.