Monday, July 26, 2010

Hell's Cossacks

Brender


1. Fortunately, Mrs. Putin was wearing her "I'm the bitch who fell off" T-shirt that day.

2. Nice of Steve Forbes to loan Vlad his dad's old biker gang.

3. ORA:"How can anyone possibly call us 'faggots?' Well, except for Ron and Mikhail back there." (After exchanging vows in Iowa, Mikhail and Ron intend to honeymoon in Sturgis.)

4. All right, so they roll into town, get drunk, rape the women, and wreck everything in sight. And they are different from non-biker Russians how?

5. While the American president wears mom jeans, hangs curtains, and bows to everything in sight, the Russian guy rides with bikers. WTF?

Best of blue
"Which way is Poland?"

Best of molson
OK guys remember when we get to the next village we run off the women and rape the animals.

Best of Silhouette
Helmet laws? Those are for iron-fisted authoritarian states.

Best of dadoctah
Tributes to the late Dennis Hopper came from some unexpected quarters.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Is that Mad Max up ahead? Well, none of us is black or Jewish, so we should be okay."

Best of Submariner
In Mother Russia, Harley rides you.
and so does Vlad,
and Vasiliy,
and Leonid,
and Petr,
and...

Best of divine miss m
Ours eats the child-size ice cream and theirs rides a Harley; which one do YOU think the world's gonna listen to?!

Best of Vinney
On the next Pawn Stars, a destitute Vladimar Putin and the rest of the Russian government head to Rick and the Old Man for some quick cash.

19 comments:

blue said...

"Which way is Poland?"

Anonymous said...

I know he's been called a gangster, but isn't this a bit stereotypical.

Vinney

RonF said...

Russia's problem in Afghanistan was that they had to use the Russian army. America's problem in Afghanistan is that they have to use the American President.

molson said...

OK guys remember when we get to the next village we run off the women and rape the animals.

Silhouette said...

Helmet laws? Those are for iron-fisted authoritarian states.

dadoctah said...

Tributes to the late Dennis Hopper came from some unexpected quarters.

HLam said...

"Nothing is going on Officer. We're just making a Borscht-run."

Jack Reacher said...

"Ekaterinburg's Angels" was a bear to fit on to the back of a T-shirt.

Jack Reacher said...

"Is that Mad Max up ahead? Well, none of us is black or Jewish, so we should be okay."

Steve O said...

Answers to questions nobody is asking:

So, where do you have to go to find a more poorly engineered bike than a Harley?

mega said...

The M Knight Shamalyam problem, in a nutshell. First you ride a tiger and blow people's minds frm Moscow to Tulsa. Then you ride a bike and people are like, THAT'S what I waited three years for?

Jack Reacher said...

Just another day at the Arizona/Mexico border.

Submariner said...

Along came Bronsonskiyev...

Submariner said...

Put's scoot.

Submariner said...

In Mother Russia, Harley rides you.
and so does Vlad,
and Vasiliy,
and Leonid,
and Petr,
and...

blue said...

"Where da White Russians?"

divine miss m said...

Ours eats the child-size ice cream and theirs rides a Harley; which one do YOU think the world's gonna listen to?!

Submariner said...

Ve heard komrade Edvards vas gut...

Anonymous said...

On the next Pawn Stars, a destitute Vladimar Putin and the rest of the Russian government head to Rick and the Old Man for some quick cash.

Vinney