Friday, July 02, 2010

Have a nice weekend


1. "Flat chests detected! Increase to ramming speed!" ordered Captain Dub.

2. "Look at Hillary and Elena going at it over there. It's so gross when old people f--k."

3. "No, Al Gore, we're not going to help you release your Chakras."

4. "And what exactly is a Vice Admiral, Subby?"

5. "So, are you going to get to keep the boat, or will it go to Mrs. Gore in the divorce?"

Best of jeff
Hey, wow... do you think he sees that island in front of him?

Best of mega
The speedboat flew by at 60 m.p.h. All they could hear was a shriek, "You f'ing c*nts, you're gonna get gangr*ped by a wild pack of n**gers, you b*tches. F&#k You!" Then a Nazi flag went up over the engine. Finally, it all became clear when intestines came spilling out from the cabin.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Why do modern American customs ruin everything? Remember when the Ganges was a nice quiet river, where putrifying bodies, defecating locals and bathing pilgrims with festering sores co-existed in harmony?

11 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"On Journolist, we're known as two middle-aged liberal men. Go figure."

blue said...

"Flags for the 4th of July boat party??? We don't need no stinking flags, we're Obama Democrats....."

jeff said...

Hey, wow... do you think he sees that island in front of him?

jeff said...

"Think we'll win?"
"Don't worry, if we fall behind we'll just make out and distract them."

dadoctah said...

"Hey, if Abby Sunderland can do it...."

jj said...

....as opposed to a Rear Admiral?

jj said...

Where's the poop deck?

wv: mashnut...what happens to the first guy that boards this boat.

Submariner said...

Looks like an emergency delivery of mid-voyage repair-tarts to me...


V word - subrier - ain't going there...

mega said...

The speedboat flew by at 60 m.p.h. All they could hear was a shriek, "You f'ing c*nts, you're gonna get gangr*ped by a wild pack of n**gers, you b*tches. F&#k You!" Then a Nazi flag went up over the engine. Finally, it all became clear when intestines came spilling out from the cabin.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Why do modern American customs ruin everything? Remember when the Ganges was a nice quiet river, where putrifying bodies, defecating locals and bathing pilgrims with festering sores co-existed in harmony?

-OR-

Girls' Thawtbubble: If he doesn't slow and turn around... GAY!

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Lovely racks with a long shelf life.

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If I offered your father a few goats for your body, would you hold it against me?

-OR-

Any skipper worth his salt would say, "Mmmmm, I'd drop dhow for that!"

Submariner said...

overheard moments later as the speed boat met the bridge abutment:

Da-yum! So much for Jon Edwards being good..."