Friday, July 02, 2010
Have a nice weekend
1. "Flat chests detected! Increase to ramming speed!" ordered Captain Dub.
2. "Look at Hillary and Elena going at it over there. It's so gross when old people f--k."
3. "No, Al Gore, we're not going to help you release your Chakras."
4. "And what exactly is a Vice Admiral, Subby?"
5. "So, are you going to get to keep the boat, or will it go to Mrs. Gore in the divorce?"
Best of jeff
Hey, wow... do you think he sees that island in front of him?
Best of mega
The speedboat flew by at 60 m.p.h. All they could hear was a shriek, "You f'ing c*nts, you're gonna get gangr*ped by a wild pack of n**gers, you b*tches. F&#k You!" Then a Nazi flag went up over the engine. Finally, it all became clear when intestines came spilling out from the cabin.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Why do modern American customs ruin everything? Remember when the Ganges was a nice quiet river, where putrifying bodies, defecating locals and bathing pilgrims with festering sores co-existed in harmony?