Tuesday, July 27, 2010
The Guy Who Wants to Smash Conservatives into Plate Glass Windows
1. "So, that's a vagina? Ewwwww!"
2. "Nah, this doesn't seem like anything I'd be interested in. I'll just become a blogger."
3. "Oh, look, more happy couples representing the patriarchy's heteronormative oppression." (Sniff) "Why won't anyone love me?"
4. "A-ha! So, women only like appealing men. That's why I never get any."
5. ORA: "This book still hasn't explained why people are always asking me what it is I can't face."
Best of sonicfrog
Hmmmm, he needs more dating help than I realized!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble of 27-year old Amish runaway - Wow, if Papa hadn't left this book in the latrine, by now I could be married with kids and not even know where they came from!
Best of GregMan
"So according to this, it's totally OK to get off by rubbing the crotch of a cardboard cutout of Comrade President. Goody!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Why liberalism is a self correcting problem...
Best of Submariner
"Me time" in 3... 2... 1...