Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Girl Hunts Plastic Dinosaur



1. The budget for Jurassic Park IV was much lower than that of its predecessors.

2. Bob Scheiffer is taken down by Piper Palin in his own backyard.

3. I knew Deadliest Warrior would eventually run low on ideas, but Amazons versus velociraptors?

4. "And Sarah Palin thinks American Indians hunted dinosaurs," Kathleen Parker thought visual aids would jazz up her columns.

5. "Attention campers. All your parents died last night and tonight's dinner will be hot dogs and beans."

Best of metalgarth
you know, the newer and edgier "Barney" show isn't so bad!

Best of JohnS1959
"That's the last time Dino makes that annoying noise", thought Wilma, "and if I hear one more Yabba Dabba Do, I swear I'm going to..."

Best of GregMan
A childhood photo of Sarah Palin's solves the mystery of why there aren't any dinosaurs anymore.

Best of mega
Taking a break from work on their new ad campaign "Beyond Petroleum: Saving the planet by connecting with real people on a deep emotive level to overcome our inner hurdles and emerge better people through technology and eco-justice," BP executives enjoyed hunting and killing the world's rarest reptiles for sport.

Best of ☣ Carpe Phlogiston
Suzi and her dad took a lot of ribbing... right up until the first water-sucking mother ship and 5000 scaley visitors from Sirius 4 arrived.

Best of Spin
"V" will not return this fall if Tiffany has anything to say about it.

Best of molson
Welcome to Jurassic Trailer Park.

Best of blue
Sarah traveled back in time to kill the dinosaurs & ensure an abundant oil supply in what would become Alaska

23 comments:

metalgarth said...

you know, the newer and edgier "Barney" show isn't so bad!

JohnS1959 said...

Megan's survival skills will come in handy after the Democrats tax us back to the stone age.

JohnS1959 said...

"That's the last time Dino makes that annoying noise", thought Wilma, "and if I hear one more Yabba Dabba Do, I swear I'm going to..."

GregMan said...

A childhood photo of Sarah Palin's solves the mystery of why there aren't any dinosaurs anymore.

GregMan said...

Now there's a metaphor for the decline of the lamestream media if ever I saw one.

mega said...

Taking a break from work on their new ad campaign "Beyond Petroleum: Saving the planet by connecting with real people on a deep emotive level to overcome our inner hurdles and emerge better people through technology and eco-justice," BP executives enjoyed hunting and killing the world's rarest reptiles for sport.

mega said...

Oops. Turns out the Young Earth kooks were right, after all.

mega said...

Put some drones in a few hundred of those around Kabul, and you've got a game-changer on your hands.

Submariner said...

ORA

"Alright!" Holly thought, "Now where are the frakkin Sleestaks?"

☣ Carpe Phlogiston said...

PETA and the political correctness police will only approve the hunting of extinct creatures.
♩ ♫ Oh Charlie Rangel ♪ ♬

-OR-

V
Suzi and her dad took a lot of ribbing... right up until the first water-sucking mother ship and 5000 scaley visitors from Sirius 4 arrived.

Submariner said...

Sandy Abigail Thomas!
You stop that right this minute and leave your great, great, great, great, great grandma Helen alone.

Submariner said...

Wonder whether she's shooting "Dum Dums" or "Broad-heads?"

Submariner said...

Some take greater offense at Mel Gibson's rants than others...

mega said...

Can't we just let the old media die instead of getting actively involved?

mega said...

The last epoch in which white athletes could be competitive.

Spin said...

"V" will not return this fall if Tiffany has anything to say about it.

Submariner said...
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Anonymous said...

A young Ann Coulter makes due with a T Rex target until her custom made donkey target arrives.

Vinney

molson said...

Welcome to Jurassic Trailer Park.

blue said...

Sarah traveled back in time to kill the dinosaurs & ensure an abundant oil supply in what would become Alaska

Submariner said...

BAGGIN A PECE OF TALE; UR DUIN IT RONG

Submariner said...

Jenna Bush gets ready to settle the Dan Rather issues, once and for all...

dadoctah said...

The world will not soon forget Bindi Irwin's bat mitzvah.

wv: mooling. I don't know what it might mean, but I like saying it.