1. The budget for Jurassic Park IV was much lower than that of its predecessors.
2. Bob Scheiffer is taken down by Piper Palin in his own backyard.
3. I knew Deadliest Warrior would eventually run low on ideas, but Amazons versus velociraptors?
4. "And Sarah Palin thinks American Indians hunted dinosaurs," Kathleen Parker thought visual aids would jazz up her columns.
5. "Attention campers. All your parents died last night and tonight's dinner will be hot dogs and beans."
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you know, the newer and edgier "Barney" show isn't so bad!
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"That's the last time Dino makes that annoying noise", thought Wilma, "and if I hear one more Yabba Dabba Do, I swear I'm going to..."
Best of GregMan
A childhood photo of Sarah Palin's solves the mystery of why there aren't any dinosaurs anymore.
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Taking a break from work on their new ad campaign "Beyond Petroleum: Saving the planet by connecting with real people on a deep emotive level to overcome our inner hurdles and emerge better people through technology and eco-justice," BP executives enjoyed hunting and killing the world's rarest reptiles for sport.
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Suzi and her dad took a lot of ribbing... right up until the first water-sucking mother ship and 5000 scaley visitors from Sirius 4 arrived.
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"V" will not return this fall if Tiffany has anything to say about it.
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Welcome to Jurassic Trailer Park.
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Sarah traveled back in time to kill the dinosaurs & ensure an abundant oil supply in what would become Alaska
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you know, the newer and edgier "Barney" show isn't so bad!
Megan's survival skills will come in handy after the Democrats tax us back to the stone age.
"That's the last time Dino makes that annoying noise", thought Wilma, "and if I hear one more Yabba Dabba Do, I swear I'm going to..."
A childhood photo of Sarah Palin's solves the mystery of why there aren't any dinosaurs anymore.
Now there's a metaphor for the decline of the lamestream media if ever I saw one.
Taking a break from work on their new ad campaign "Beyond Petroleum: Saving the planet by connecting with real people on a deep emotive level to overcome our inner hurdles and emerge better people through technology and eco-justice," BP executives enjoyed hunting and killing the world's rarest reptiles for sport.
Oops. Turns out the Young Earth kooks were right, after all.
Put some drones in a few hundred of those around Kabul, and you've got a game-changer on your hands.
ORA
"Alright!" Holly thought, "Now where are the frakkin Sleestaks?"
PETA and the political correctness police will only approve the hunting of extinct creatures.
♩ ♫ Oh Charlie Rangel ♪ ♬
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Suzi and her dad took a lot of ribbing... right up until the first water-sucking mother ship and 5000 scaley visitors from Sirius 4 arrived.
Sandy Abigail Thomas!
You stop that right this minute and leave your great, great, great, great, great grandma Helen alone.
Wonder whether she's shooting "Dum Dums" or "Broad-heads?"
Some take greater offense at Mel Gibson's rants than others...
Can't we just let the old media die instead of getting actively involved?
The last epoch in which white athletes could be competitive.
"V" will not return this fall if Tiffany has anything to say about it.
A young Ann Coulter makes due with a T Rex target until her custom made donkey target arrives.
Vinney
Welcome to Jurassic Trailer Park.
Sarah traveled back in time to kill the dinosaurs & ensure an abundant oil supply in what would become Alaska
BAGGIN A PECE OF TALE; UR DUIN IT RONG
Jenna Bush gets ready to settle the Dan Rather issues, once and for all...
The world will not soon forget Bindi Irwin's bat mitzvah.
wv: mooling. I don't know what it might mean, but I like saying it.
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