Thursday, July 22, 2010

Floater



Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Check the chlorine level, QUICK! Hopefully it's an optical illusion, but her right arm appears to be dissolving.

Best of Rodney Dill
Floater? I don't even know her.

Best of dub
OMG! The Tidy Bowl Mans wife went overboard!!!

Best of mega
If the Tea Partier sinks and drowns, then she is repentent and aquitted. If she floats, she is guilty.

Best of Submariner
Maybe nobody likes Skeletor, but Ms. Skeletor is another matter...

16 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Check the chlorine level, QUICK! Hopefully it's an optical illusion, but her right arm appears to be dissolving.

-OR-

I hate this part of the movie. My mind no sooner starts checking off a list of lascivious ideas when the shark strikes.

Rodney Dill said...

Floater? I don't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

Q: How do you make a blond float?
A: Two scoops of blond and a quart of root beer.

dub said...

Damn, 2 flushes and she's still there.

Rodney Dill said...

Damn, 2 flushes and she's still there.
Turd time's the charm.

dub said...

OMG! The Tidy Bowl Mans wife went overboard!!!

mega said...

If the Tea Partier sinks and drowns, then she is repentent and aquitted. If she floats, she is guilty.

mega said...

"Smartest decision I ever made," Lindy Lohan reflected, on her request to be transferred to Gitmo.

mega said...

"In M. Knight Shamalyan's latest blockbuster, a woman finds herself floating on an ocean of ..." At this point, the reviewer's pen runs off the page in an inky streak, as he apparently died of deja vu overdose.

Matt the K said...

Its a good thing Angie has a decent rack because those frayed armbones could be a real turn-off.

Anonymous said...

See -- in the event of a water landing, they really can be used as flotation devices.

dadoctah said...

Its a good thing Angie has a decent rack because those frayed armbones could be a real turn-off.

Those ribs too. But dub still thinks (witness "2 flushes and she's still there") she's too big.

Rodney Dill said...

She's not dissolving, she's a Leper making soup.

Buzzhead said...

It looks like the algae is really getting out of hand, that almost looks human.

wv = implogra Some weird version of Viagra?

Buzzhead said...

I wish something like that was floating in my pool. I would definitely enjoy cleaning it then.

wv = graci. Yes, graci.

Submariner said...

Maybe nobody likes Skeletor, but Ms. Skeletor is another matter...