Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Check the chlorine level, QUICK! Hopefully it's an optical illusion, but her right arm appears to be dissolving.
Best of Rodney Dill
Floater? I don't even know her.
Best of dub
OMG! The Tidy Bowl Mans wife went overboard!!!
Best of mega
If the Tea Partier sinks and drowns, then she is repentent and aquitted. If she floats, she is guilty.
Best of Submariner
Maybe nobody likes Skeletor, but Ms. Skeletor is another matter...
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Check the chlorine level, QUICK! Hopefully it's an optical illusion, but her right arm appears to be dissolving.
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I hate this part of the movie. My mind no sooner starts checking off a list of lascivious ideas when the shark strikes.
Floater? I don't even know her.
Q: How do you make a blond float?
A: Two scoops of blond and a quart of root beer.
Damn, 2 flushes and she's still there.
Damn, 2 flushes and she's still there.
Turd time's the charm.
OMG! The Tidy Bowl Mans wife went overboard!!!
If the Tea Partier sinks and drowns, then she is repentent and aquitted. If she floats, she is guilty.
"Smartest decision I ever made," Lindy Lohan reflected, on her request to be transferred to Gitmo.
"In M. Knight Shamalyan's latest blockbuster, a woman finds herself floating on an ocean of ..." At this point, the reviewer's pen runs off the page in an inky streak, as he apparently died of deja vu overdose.
Its a good thing Angie has a decent rack because those frayed armbones could be a real turn-off.
See -- in the event of a water landing, they really can be used as flotation devices.
Its a good thing Angie has a decent rack because those frayed armbones could be a real turn-off.
Those ribs too. But dub still thinks (witness "2 flushes and she's still there") she's too big.
She's not dissolving, she's a Leper making soup.
It looks like the algae is really getting out of hand, that almost looks human.
wv = implogra Some weird version of Viagra?
I wish something like that was floating in my pool. I would definitely enjoy cleaning it then.
wv = graci. Yes, graci.
Maybe nobody likes Skeletor, but Ms. Skeletor is another matter...
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