Friday, July 16, 2010

Envy Reflects Bitterly From Plate Glass Winders

10 comments:

Matt the k said...

"If only I had her Ghey Detector, I could rule the WORLD!!!!"

Submariner said...

What happens when you discover your "best friend" has been replacing your BC pills with Tic Tacs...

Submariner said...

Earlene was p!ssed; how DARE her brother respond positively to the new girl's advances?!?

dub said...

From left to right... Just Douched, Needs to Douche, Is a Douche.

dadoctah said...

Shoplifting is *way* down since we hired this kid from "Scanners".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Before knocking over the local 6-12 store, Bill "Charliebrown" Snog tempted fate by asking a patron if she had "Let's Rob a Bank" by Size14 stored on her MP3 player. His psychotic accomplice was not amused.

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Bernice would shoplift cherry bubblegum from the corner 7-11, and Elwood's chums would take keepsake photos of the brazen exploits. The local sheriff was reluctant to classify the group as a "gang" for FBI reporting purposes.

Anonymous said...

On the next Ghost Hunters, Jason and Grant investigate the apparition of a snot nose kid at a Warrick WaWa store.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

On the next Ghost Hunters, Jason and Grant investigate the apparition of a snot nose kid at a Warrick WaWa store.

Vinney

mega said...

Bristol and Levi were relentlessly pursued by the Ghost of Dignity Past.

Steve O said...

It seems "somebody" thinks that Mr. Haircut would be happier with a shorter, less stable jealous type, given to violent outbursts that often result in a missing persons report.