Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Democrats R Ghey
1. "Mr. President, does the name 'Nina Burleigh' mean anything to you?"
2. "Would I willingly trade away all freedom and opportunity to fondle the president's crotch? Damn right I would!"
3. "It's Twoooo! It's twoooooo!"
4. "Why is the back of this thing all sticky? Ewwwwwww! Dammit, Sullivan!"
5. "Why is there never anything to eat at these Pride Fests except corn dogs and onion rings? Oh, wait, I get it!"
Best of Vinney
To raise money for democrats at the Gay Pride Festival the traditional kissing booth has been replaced by a glory hole booth....ewwwwwww!
Best of molson
Just checking on what I am signing up for here.
Best of Submariner
Sign just out of view to the left; Briefs 2011
Best of Dr. Doom
Ahh the President's labor statistics are becoming clearer. Apparently he has been counting 'hand jobs'.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Two-dimensional, stiff, uninteresting...and this cutout version isn't any better."
Best of Oiao
"Hey, I found the half white part of Obama!"
Best of blue
Bruce tingled as he examined Obama's stimulus package