Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Democrats R Ghey


1. "Mr. President, does the name 'Nina Burleigh' mean anything to you?"

2. "Would I willingly trade away all freedom and opportunity to fondle the president's crotch? Damn right I would!"

3. "It's Twoooo! It's twoooooo!"

4. "Why is the back of this thing all sticky? Ewwwwwww! Dammit, Sullivan!"

5. "Why is there never anything to eat at these Pride Fests except corn dogs and onion rings? Oh, wait, I get it!"

Best of Vinney
To raise money for democrats at the Gay Pride Festival the traditional kissing booth has been replaced by a glory hole booth....ewwwwwww!

Best of molson
Just checking on what I am signing up for here.

Best of Submariner
Sign just out of view to the left; Briefs 2011

Best of Dr. Doom
Ahh the President's labor statistics are becoming clearer. Apparently he has been counting 'hand jobs'.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Two-dimensional, stiff, uninteresting...and this cutout version isn't any better."

Best of Oiao
"Hey, I found the half white part of Obama!"

Best of blue
Bruce tingled as he examined Obama's stimulus package

26 comments:

GregMan said...

Bruce likes to pretend he's Frank Marshall Davis.

GregMan said...

"Yep. Definitely a vagina here."

GregMan said...

I see the Folsom Street Democrat Caucus is about to start..."

Anonymous said...

This isn't a caption but a note on that picture... The sign says, "Democrats register here to vote"... if they are not registered, then they don't belong to a party yet. Any why can't any one register, why only one political party?

Anonymous said...

To raise money for democrats at the Gay Pride Festival the traditional kissing booth has been replaced by a glory hole booth....ewwwwwww!

Vinney

molson said...

Just checking on what I am signing up for here.

Submariner said...

Sign just out of view to the left; Briefs 2011

Submariner said...

Dude! The Sarah Palin display at the Republican booth gets a piece of clothing ripped off for every "R" electoral vote!

Submariner said...

The dude in the blue shirt gives pudding cup with every registration. This guy's had 27.

Submariner said...

Is it just me or does it look like that dude thought the cut-out was a Page and bent it over and creased it?

Dr. Doom said...

Ahh the President's labor statistics are becoming clearer. Apparently he has been counting 'hand jobs'.

molson said...

This hardball right here is reserved for Chris Matthews. Oh that lucky bitch.

mega said...

Russian deep-undercover spy assesses how willing America is to fight back in case of an invasion, then posts pic on Facebook. Man, that KGB training just really pays off.

Jack Reacher said...

"Two-dimensional, stiff, uninteresting...and this cutout version isn't any better."

Jack Reacher said...

They would have set up the M'CHell figure as well, but had to use the dress meant for it to cover the rear of the tent.

sonicfrog said...

Bruce the masseuse wonders if the infamous second chakra transfers to cardboard replicas.... That is a cardboard replica, isn't it?????

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Leave no stones unturned"
Urologist Ernie Pardinkle never passes up an opportunity to say, "turn your head and cough."

-OR-

When he saw this photo, Obamalama wasted an estimated 19 million taxpayer dollars with his executive order to the FBI, CIA and NSA: Track down and bring me the fat broad with the ponytail. She's a hottie.

Anonymous said...

Actually, that sign telling Democrats to register is almost certainly illegal. You can register people to vote just about anywhere, at almost any event you want, but no matter where you are registering people to vote, you cannot go around saying or implying that you are only registering Democrats or only registering certain people.

metalgarth said...

More proof that our current POTUS "lacks depth"

jj said...

Yup...M'chelle's are bigger!

skinnydipinacid said...

Yup, it's confirmed... Bush's were bigger.

Steve O said...

No, that's not a T-bagger.

That's a t-bagger. Small "t."

Submariner said...

mmmmmmm - mmmmmmm - mmmmmmmm;
Barack Hussein Obama!

Submariner said...

If'n ol' Subby was at that event, I'd be lookin' for the Republican booth and the Michelle Malkin cutout. I'm just sayin'

Oiao said...

"Hey, I found the half white part of Obama!"

blue said...

Bruce tingled as he examined Obama's stimulus package