1. "I like you, youngling. I think I'll kill you last."
2. "This costume is a stifling hot sauna of plastic and polyester but seeing your tight little ass makes it all worthwhile, Billy."
3. Within the ranks of the Imperial Master-Youngling Love Association, no one really noticed Vader's evil.
4. "Y'ever see a grown man naked? Or, at least, the charred and dismembered torso of a grown man naked?"
5. Giving out participation medals at the Imperial Special Olympics was among Lord Vader's most loathsome duties.