Friday, July 02, 2010

Da Da Da Da Da-Da Da Da-Da




1. I had no idea Dick Cheney was Catholic.

2. Father Flannigan just hoped the Mass would finish quickly so he could get back to his Monroe shock absorber.

3. Andrew gets his fetish theme parties mixed up and hopes no one notices.

4. Showing up at the funeral for all the younglings was a ballsy move on Vader's part.

5. The tail end of the gay pride parade was reserved for the least outrageous costumes.

Best of Matt the K
ORA: "Cardinal Vader, YOU read the charges"

Best of Paul
Peace be with you...
Peace be with you...
Force be with you...
Peace be with you...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
OK, did you hear this one? - Several priests and Darth Vadar walk into a bar...

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Man, this line stretches forever...you still got the Jesus Juice back there, Darth?"

Best of dadoctah
"Jeez, we're not going to Taco Bell for lunch *again*, are we?"

Best of dub
Mind control, extortion, the pursuit of power.....Vader felt like an amateur.

29 comments:

Matt the K said...

ORA: "Cardinal Vader, YOU read the charges"

Paul said...

Peace be with you...
Peace be with you...
Force be with you...
Peace be with you...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

OK, did you hear this one? - Several priests and Darth Vadar walk into a bar...

-OR-

Your eminence, don't you think it's time we change up our pastoral walk route to confuse the hecklers and spoofers?

-OR-

If we were muslims he wouldn't dare make fun of us. Wire the Vatican and ask for permission to smite an infidel like we did in the good old days.

JohnS1959 said...

The Epicsopal Church will ordain anyone these days...

Capt. Queeg said...

"Man, this line stretches forever...you still got the Jesus Juice back there, Darth?"

Anonymous said...

And, my friends that's why he's called Lord Vada.

Vinney

Matt the K said...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Dagobah towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

dadoctah said...

http://photos23.flickr.com/32777782_79d5883ba8_o.jpg

Tim said...

Not all Sith priests wear black and leather.

jj said...

Notice that there are no Altar Boys in this picture? They must be sitting this one out with Fr. Tim...

Tim said...

unsure of the local customs Vader followed the gaggle of overdressed drag queens, trying to find out why they reeked of fear and younglings

Adriane said...

Omen 17: The Ordination ...

dadoctah said...

"Jeez, we're not going to Taco Bell for lunch *again*, are we?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Alien Thawtbubble: Frack! Drawing too much attention. HQ's infiltration plan said dress conservatively, but I stick out like a sore thumb. OTOH, these humans look thimply Fabulous.

-OR-

Stupid alarm clock. Stupid traffic jam. I'll never get any of the wafers and wine at this rate.

-OR-

Uhhhmm, excuse me... is this the line for galactic drivers license renewals?
No, this is the speedy trials line for first time sex offenders willing to cop a plea.
Yikes, sorry!
Hey, watch it, Father! No laying on of hands!

WordVerify: mican - What a subway perv better not grope unless he wants to permanently lose use of an arm.

mega said...

These "Passion" remakes get weirder and weirder.

Submariner said...

Mel Brooks or Mel Gibson?
We report - you decide.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"I'm your father, Luke."
"No, Luke; I'M your father."
"Seriously, Luke. Does he even LOOK like he could be your father?"
>wheeze<"I'm your father, Luke.">wheeze<"

Submariner said...

Vice Squad, Boston
The new Samuel L Bronkowicz film coming to a theatre near you this summer!




v word - mopeadly - Blogger's sentient, I tell you!

Submariner said...

"Brick; incoming at 2 o'clock!"

"I guess you were right, Father O'Malley - they DID notice my red/green color blindness on Saint Paddy's day..."

Submariner said...

William Fitzpatrick, but Patrick didn't Fitzin ever.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Excuse me... a deep booming voice bellows, startling the priests into thinking the apocalypse had begun... My lord Emperor Palpatine awaits word regarding the best of's captions for my little stormtrooper's potty break. He says that day slid off the front page without showing VtheK's picks. WTF?
BTW, those colorful uniforms you guys are wearing really are thimply FABulous!

WordVerify: blesstua - eerily apropos word verification considering, don't you think?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Vatican warned of a possible problem with the scheduled Sunday bully pulpit sermon on pedophillia because of an 800-lb gorilla in the room. Fortunately, what apparently showed up weighed in at 200 pounds and wasn't a gorilla.

WordVerify: raingig - example of modern native american ennui

Anonymous said...

For a change, Reverand Jeremiah Wright was invited to a Catholic Church.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Funny, you actually *do* look Jewish!

dub said...

Mind control, extortion, the pursuit of power.....Vader felt like an amateur.

dub said...

Hey where da white kids at?

molson said...

This is not the pants optional Friday I was looking for.

dadoctah said...

The Dark Side: always last in line at the ice-cream truck.