1. Hmm, I guess the Iranians must be butchering folk again.
2. "And counting the guy who cuts the milk truck driver's hair, this cone represents 47 jobs created or saved."
3. He really wanted a double chocolate cone, but he was terrified that FoxNews would call him a racist.
4. Having learned his table manners at wine-tastings at Bill Ayers's house, Obama swishes the ice cream in his mouth then spits it on an American flag.
5. "But the Teleprompter hasn't said to start licking yet."
Best of Double the U
"I know I have taxed everything so much that ice cream is no longer affordable, besides ice cream is terrible for your health and I run health care now, but let me tell you, on a hot July day, there is nothing better!"
Best of JohnS1959
"Now kids", said the President to Mrs. Jones' ninth grade Free Enterprise class, "think of this cone as your typical small business in America".
Best of sixdegreesofblondness
"Isn't that just what I've been telling you? You can't go for an ice cream without them asking for your papers. They just asked for mine, and I'm still not showing them."
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Yes, it's true - in order to pay for ObamCare and my ice cream, I must repeal the Bush tax cuts."
Best of HLam
"I asked for Arugula flavored and they gave me French Vanilla. Who the hell do they think I am, John Kerry?"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Ah, my little chilly friend. I shall bow to you in ways that man has never bowed to others ever before!"
Best of marco
"Sorry to take your, um, ice cream, Billy, but I, er, need to redistribute it to a community I'm organizing." Obama turns a simple photo op in middle America into a teachable moment.
Best of Vinney
"Today I signed an Executive Order so that the government has bought Baskin-Robbins and will shut down 23 unproductive flavors. Secretaries Geitner and Sebelius believe chocolate, vanilla and strawberry are enough."
Best of GregMan
"Mmm, this tastes just like the ice cream Frank Marshall Davis used to buy me so I wouldn't tell my grandparents what he did to me."
Best of Submariner
Let's, um, say that this ice, uh, cream represents your income. Then my, um, administration's spending policy, um, would have to be rep, um, resented by the, uh, uuum, sun...
Best of mega
The look on Obamas face said it all. "WHITE ice cream?"
Best of blue
"Lick This, Republican Swine!!"