1. "Look at me! I'm Peter North!" Sadly, this *is* Standard Caption #16.
2. "Oops, I think I got some in that girl's hair." "Happens to all of us, kid."
3. "This kicks ass! Tell me more about Bull Connor." ATDHE.
4. "Better spray her again, Billy. She's still got some whore on her."
5. "Sorry, Father O'Malley. Just enforcing the restraining order."
Best of Jack Reacher
We've secretly replaced the water with a mixture of bleach and lye. Let's see if anyone notices.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"YOU WANNA BUY SOME F****** COOKIES NOW, BEYOTCH?!?"
Best of racerboy
Standard Cap #282: "It puts the lotion on its skin!!!"
Best of dadoctah
Even in his civilian identity, Aquaman was kind of a wuss.
Best of Adriane
What part of 'This is a non-smoking tugboat!' did you NOT understand?!?
Best of Eric
SO.. 100 years of On my honor, I will do my best, to do my duty to God, and my Country...DOES PAY OFF.
Best of molson
Hit her again kid. Her top is starting to dry out.
22 comments:
Cougar Woman, by the fence, thinks "I like the way that one handles a hose."
We've secretly replaced the water with a mixture of bleach and lye. Let's see if anyone notices.
I knew BP had a brain drain, but asking the Boy Scouts to help out with the oil spill is a bit much...
Bukakke? WTF does that mean?
"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
OR... "Don't cross the streams."
"YOU WANNA BUY SOME F****** COOKIES NOW, BEYOTCH?!?"
Well, looks like Billy's earned his "prostate health" badge.
Timmy discovers the 7-11 Super-Big-Gulp size soda.
MILF in the netting "let me show you boys how to really hose me down!"
Standard Cap #282: "It puts the lotion on its skin!!!"
word verif: packleo. Put another way: Pack LEO. As in, what the Boy Scouts were dangerously close to getting mandated for them until the Cat-lick Church took the lead in child molestations per capita...
"Takes two of you to handle that little itty bitty hose? Amateurs." scoffed the lounging cougar.
word verif: somen - could be what's coming out of that hose...
The DailyKos take: "Young brownshirts in the Teabagger Movement practice their crowd control and intimidation techniques."
Even in his civilian identity, Aquaman was kind of a wuss.
What part of 'This is a non-smoking tugboat!' did you NOT understand?!?
Miss 237 looks like she wants it.
Prepubescent little fellah next to the cougar is having flashbacks to last week's first gym class shower with the older boys.
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Nodding at the courgar, Fireman Tom whispers, "Hey, Jimmy, ever been to a wet tee shirt competition?"
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It's not a toy, son. Crank this sucker up just a little and we could shove your mom through that netting like soft cheese through a grater.
Male-centric Humor
Why yes ma'am, we do name all the settings. This low setting is "cure for hot flashes," #3 is "no more constipation" and #10 is "last time you'll cheat on me, whore."
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Woman's Thawtbubble - All that practice and I'll bet he still misses the toilet."
SO.. 100 years of
On my honor, I will do my best, to do my duty to God, and my Country...DOES PAY OFF.
Eric
"No, that's NOT what 'Webelos Scout' means. Let me demonstrate ...."
Hit her again kid. Her top is starting to dry out.
As Tommy's mom watched she wryly said, "If it wasn't for my son, I could show that guy a thing or two about squirting."
Vinney
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