Saturday, July 03, 2010

AOM CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?



1. "Touch my cheeseburger again and you'll pull back a bloody stump."

2. "And then I said, 'Congressman Frank, the next time you drop a stack of papers and expect me to bend over and pick them up, I'll cut your nuts off.' He never bothered me again after that."

3. "Mr. Bieber prefers his tricks circumcised. This will only take a second."

4. "Ain't that just like a hairless twink, bringing a knife to a gun fight."

5. "I said no pickles. Dammit, mom, I'm gonna have to f--king kill you now!"

Best of jj
I saw those sluts on that other boat...they must be purified.

7 comments:

Matt the K said...

"Your burger or your life!...that's what I thought..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

SPOILER: Wes Craven's Nightmare at Elm Camp- Eating tainted burgers gives summer camp teens an irresistable compulsion to practice pumpkin carving.

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Hollywood Factoid #4782
The original Friday the 13th script had a young Jason donning a diving mask and snorkle and killing Captain Stabbin for defiling his sister on the anal love boat. Revisionists later settled on the hockey mask and. well, you know the rest.

WordVerify: counc - sound a knife point makes when it hits skull

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Typo Corrected (blog wish list - edit feature/spellcheck/do-overs)

SPOILER: Wes Craven's Nightmare at Elm Camp - Eating tainted burgers gives summer camp teens an irresistible compulsion to practice pumpkin carving.

blue said...

..and the priest that molested me, turning me into a killing carnivore, wore a black helmet with his black suit!"

jj said...

I saw those sluts on that other boat...they must be purified.

Anonymous said...

Those Manson Family BBQs were something else.

Vinney

Tim said...

American Psycho- The boating tour