1. "Touch my cheeseburger again and you'll pull back a bloody stump."
2. "And then I said, 'Congressman Frank, the next time you drop a stack of papers and expect me to bend over and pick them up, I'll cut your nuts off.' He never bothered me again after that."
3. "Mr. Bieber prefers his tricks circumcised. This will only take a second."
4. "Ain't that just like a hairless twink, bringing a knife to a gun fight."
5. "I said no pickles. Dammit, mom, I'm gonna have to f--king kill you now!"
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I saw those sluts on that other boat...they must be purified.
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"Your burger or your life!...that's what I thought..."
SPOILER: Wes Craven's Nightmare at Elm Camp- Eating tainted burgers gives summer camp teens an irresistable compulsion to practice pumpkin carving.
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Hollywood Factoid #4782
The original Friday the 13th script had a young Jason donning a diving mask and snorkle and killing Captain Stabbin for defiling his sister on the anal love boat. Revisionists later settled on the hockey mask and. well, you know the rest.
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SPOILER: Wes Craven's Nightmare at Elm Camp - Eating tainted burgers gives summer camp teens an irresistible compulsion to practice pumpkin carving.
..and the priest that molested me, turning me into a killing carnivore, wore a black helmet with his black suit!"
I saw those sluts on that other boat...they must be purified.
Those Manson Family BBQs were something else.
Vinney
American Psycho- The boating tour
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