Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Anderson Cooper and... um... Friend


1. "Is... is... is that Steve Jobs's wang?"

2. "OK, fine, we'll leave the seats on, Spoilsport."

3. "You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.'" Anderson Cooper keeps the boyfriend in his place... and turned on.

4. AC: "I dunno, Bruce. Sometimes, it just seems like nobody is even paying attention to me."

5. The Jornolist Tweet says: "Ratings, schmatings. You just go out there and be the best Obamawhore you know how to be."

Best of mega
When Prince declared the era of automobiles "over", the remaining two people who knew he was still alive took him seriously.

Best of Vinney
Looks like Andy is peddling his ass again.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Next time you rent us bicycles, get the cute ones that don't have this darn horizontal center bar. And a basket, I want a nice basket. And make them pink. I really like pink.

Best of Jack Reacher
Coop, you need to wear a helmet to protect your...ah, never mind. Carry on.

Best of Submariner
You tell Shep that no matter how fast or far he drives that Porsche of his, I'm gonna catch him and kick his a$$ in the ratings...

Best of Jay Guevara
"Wow, check this news. Ricky Martin is a fag. Imagine!"

Best of GregMan
"I'm telling you, Andy, that dog on CapThis does have a bigger pee-pee than you!"

Threadwinner dadoctah
You're never going to pass for Mormon missionaries dressed like that.

27 comments:

mega said...

When Prince declared the era of automobiles "over", the remaining two people who knew he was still alive took him seriously.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Andy is peddling his ass again.

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

That's why I hired you, Jimmy. I'm too important to get a ticket for texting while cycling. You're my fall guy. Now read me the next message, sweetie.

-OR-

Next time you rent us bicycles, get the cute ones that don't have this darn horizontal center bar. And a basket, I want a nice basket. And make them pink. I really like pink.

SeanGalt said...

Please God! I hope they checked the Organ Donor boxes!

Jack Reacher said...

Coop, you need to wear a helmet to protect your...ah, never mind. Carry on.

Jack Reacher said...

"How far does your GPS say we've gone?"
"About 1/8 mile."
"Huh?"
"Hard to cover ground when you only make left turns, Coop."

marco said...

"Bruce, pay attention! Does this bicycle makes my ass look big?"

Submariner said...

Coop; "How far do we have to peddle to become relevent?"
The BF; "It says Does.Not.Compute."

Submariner said...

So, honey; exactly WHEN should I expect your priapism to kick in?

Submariner said...

You tell Shep that no matter how fast or far he drives that Porsche of his, I'm gonna catch him and kick his a$$ in the ratings...

Submariner said...
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Jay Guevara said...

"OK, it says it's about a quarter mile to the nearest gay bar."

Jay Guevara said...

"Damn, looks like we've overshot the AIDS clinic."

Jay Guevara said...

"Uh oh. Looks like your mom just figured out that grandchildren are a long shot."

Jay Guevara said...

"Wow, check this news. Ricky Martin is a fag. Imagine!"

Jay Guevara said...

Jack Reacher:

"How far does your GPS say we've gone?"

"All the way, Anderson. All the way."

Oiao said...

"Coop, how far to Dick Quest's place?"

The CNN team in 'action'!

paul said...

Brokeback Bicycling.

sonicfrog said...

Unlike Anderson Cooper and his 360, "friend" would definitely make me do a 180!

GregMan said...

"I'm telling you, Andy, that dog on CapThis does have a bigger pee-pee than you!"

GregMan said...

"So who gets to be Andrew Sullivan and who gets to be Sarah Palin tonight?"

GregMan said...

"Dmmit, I am trying to quit you, but this bicycle won't go fast enough!"

Submariner said...

That girl we just passed tweeted that she "loves your movies, Mr. Gere, and hopes the Doctors are always successful in removing your gerbils."

Submariner said...

Talk about your recycled news...

Jay Guevara said...

"I make it about 15 blocks to Bloomingdale's."

dadoctah said...

You're never going to pass for Mormon missionaries dressed like that.

americanelephant said...

"Grinder" says this gangbang thing is block away... you sure this is a good idea Andy? Im sure Ive heard that "milky glutes" nickname somewhere before...