A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
but, but but, but, but, but, but but errrrr ahhhh but, but, but, but ,but. Damn, I just made an ass out of myself!
In Vegas you can catch a show and a buffet. Just outside of Vegas you can do both at once!
Ladies please, the line forms to the right!
And the huddle topic is....a) how to split the check between two anorexics and 3 bulimicsb) "i before e" except after b, c, or z?c) could jeremy really be the grandfather, father and brother of Cindy's two-headed baby on As The World Churns? -OR-Counting off by ones when blondes are in a line-up:ONE! right?...Yes! TWO!... ELEVEN!... KITTENS!...FIVE!...Uh, wait a minute... I need more fingers.
"Two! Four! Six! Eight! SOTG's gonna masturbate!"
Gathered around Subby's unconscious body: "We just told him we were his prom dates, and he dropped like a sack of potatoes!"
They went door to door, first telling the occupants the horrible things the Obama administration has done to our once great country, then immediately exposing their breasts before running away. The gang became known as the "Bad News Bares".
"Group spit on the douchenozzles in the pic below!"
The women who rejected the 'Men who hang helmets on groin'.
...and then I woke up.
It portends badly for road safety when so many people have to go up so close to read the ad from Drive.com.
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