Tuesday, June 22, 2010

You Want Flies With That?



1. As Obama yammered on and on about the success of his economic policy, more and more flies gathered.

2. And if they could step into a teleportation pod together, we might get a semi-competent president out of the deal.

3. ORA: "Hey, it's a bad business. Just like I told that Simon kid."

4. "Welcome to the White House, General McChrystal. Now, stand still while I consume your soul."

5. ORA: "I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away."

Best of Steve O
Your contributions of just $11 billion a day can make a difference in the life of a child like this...

Best of Submariner
My 11 cents a day to Kenya resulted in that? How the hell do I get a refund?

Best of dub
Aaron Neville still creeps me out.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Let me be clear. From this day forward, the phrase 'ain't no flies on me' will no longer be heard in the White House."

Best of JohnS1959
"Now tell them about our plan to increase the estate tax", whispered the newest member of the President's economic team.

Best of curly
Axelrod: "I warned him not to eat M'chelle's snatch before he went to the press conference."

Best of Silhouette
But I don't know why he swallowed the fly.
Perhaps he'll lie.

Best of Dactyl
Fly thoughtbubble: "you remember the fly you killed on CNBC? That was my brother, you sonofabitch, and now you're gonna pay..."

Best of Vinney
What's the big deal? Barney Frank has someone's fly on his mouth everyday.

34 comments:

Steve O said...

With just 11 cents a day, you can make a difference in the life of this child...

Steve O said...

Your contributions of just $11 billion a day can make a difference in the life of a child like this...

Submariner said...

My 11 cents a day to Kenya resulted in that? How the hell do I get a refund?

Submariner said...

Results of lip-locking a Klingon are predictable...

Submariner said...

Chris Matthews will be right back, after he buys this season's hottest new accessory...

Submariner said...

Once maggots complete their larval stage, they usually escape from any of the host's available orifices...

Spin said...

Daring the American people to kill the fly.

dub said...

Aaron Neville still creeps me out.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

We All Come From Frogs
Secret Service confiscated all video tape from the White House Press Corps and ordered everyone to forget that the frog prince's tongue shot out and snagged a tasty mid-day morsel.

-OR-

Flybubble: If it smells like bs and tastes like bs...

Jack Reacher said...

"Let me be clear. From this day forward, the phrase 'ain't no flies on me' will no longer be heard in the White House."

Jack Reacher said...

Torgo! Nice knees, man.

americanelephant said...

BRUNDLE-OBAMA: Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects... don't have politics. They're very... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first... insect politician. Y'see, I'd like to, but... I'm afraid, uh...

REPORTER: I don't know what you're trying to say.

BRUNDLE-OBAMA: I'm saying... I'm saying I - I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake.

Jack Reacher said...

"So, Mr. President, why has the Press Room been renamed The Crypt?"

Jack Reacher said...

Looks like someone got a little too close during the Helen Thomas farewell party.

americanelephant said...

AMERICA: I'm afraid.

OBAMA-FLY: Don't be afraid.

REPUBLICANS: No. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid!

(actually, about half the movie works with this pic!)

JohnS1959 said...

"Now tell them about our plan to increase the estate tax", whispered the newest member of the President's economic team.

JohnS1959 said...

The Flymaster 2000 was the Secret Service's newest plan to reduce the President’s reliance upon teleprompters. Unfortunately, he accidentally swallowed it while saying, "Let me be perfectly cl..."

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

You can't fool the shit expert.

Anonymous said...

The fly was yelling, "Someone get this parasite off my ass."

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

"I am the captain of the farm."

Capt. Queeg said...

Zeroing in on the bulls--t.

curly said...

Axelrod: "I warned him not to eat M'chelle's snatch before he went to the press conference."

curly said...

Curly grabs a Louisville Slugger: "Hold on, Mr. President! I'll get him!"

Submariner said...

From just out of frame; "Mr. Obama? Sally Strothers just called and she's agreed to sponsor you for just 11 dollars a day..."

Silhouette said...

But I don't know why he swallowed the fly.

Perhaps he'll lie.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Video has surfaced showing what happened to that fly! The Joint Chiefs quickly convened and classified it as an enemy combatant so Obamalama could execute a surgical strike.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"FLY-Gate" Pop Quiz -
a) PETA accuses Obamalama of "animal cruelty" and demands Constitutional protection for free range flies.
b) The ACLU initiates a pro bono wrongful death lawsuit on behalf of the deceased's closest 3 billion relatives.
c) The RNC sees an opportunity to open their big elephant poop tent to flies everywhere.
d) V the K plans a special "Flyday Friday" photo free-for-all.

Eric said...

A cunning linguist should always wash his face prior to speaking in public.

Anonymous said...

Flies always gather on rotten stuff, then they die shortly after touching it. Stupid insects.

Dactyl said...

Fly thoughtbubble: "you remember the fly you killed on CNBC? That was my brother, you sonofabitch, and now you're gonna pay..."

Submariner said...

Secret Service Agent thought bubble; "I wonder if I could get away with slapping the fly off his One-ness?"

molson said...

Bon appetit!

Anonymous said...

What's the big deal? Barney Frank has someone's fly on his mouth everyday.

Vinney