Tuesday, June 08, 2010

When Worlds Collide


1. In its first move after buying the network, Comcast forced MSNBC to replace Countdown with Keith Olbermann with Melisa Therieu's Hot Lesbian Cat-Fight Hour. Bill O'Reilly's show was canceled two weeks later.

2. Yup, kids. If George Washington had been as incompetent in the French and Indian Wars as Obama has been in handling the oil spill, this is what our newscasts would look like today.

3. The catfight was broken up only after President Obama showed up and kicked both of their asses.

4. Some women fill out their starfleet uniforms better than others.

5. Now that Helen Thomas's spot in the White House Press Pool has opened up, may I make a suggestion....

5 comments:

dub said...

If masturbating to the nightly news is wrong, I dont want to be right.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Every Day is Thursday!

Youtube vids prove beyond a doubt that news of natural and economic disasters sound way better when you do not understand French.

-OR-

Be honest, what red blooded male would care what the hell Melissa was saying so long as he can imagine her naked?

molson said...

Fap News.

Steve O said...

The Europeans might not know anything about economics, but ya gotta admit -- they do some things right!

dadoctah said...

The sad part is that Fox News viewers will see this and say "see? *Just* like Ann Coulter!"