1. Reparative Therapy for Lesbians focuses on overcoming phallophobia.
2. Chaz Bono takes it to the next logical step.
3. Now that they understood Linda's strange fetish, the reason for her children's names --- Oscar and Jimmy Dean --- was suddenly clear.
4. It's a good thing the National Enquirer didn't get wind of Al Gore's real fetish.
5. "Next time, I'll be the American Economy and you be the Kenyan Marxist."
Best of Vinney
You should have seen Betty with the Oscar Meyer WeinerMobile. They couldn't even find it using Lo Jack.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Aesop's Fable: Be Careful What You Wish For
Elroy stumbled across 3 cute wiccans in a forest glade. He wished he sported an oversized weiner so's to impress them. Now he spends his time wishing he'd been a bit more specific. The End
Threadwinner Jack Reacher
"My baloney has a first name, it's Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh...!"
Best of Dr. Doom
The latent sexuality of 60's advertising comes full circle in the new millennium.
Best of Matt the K
Nathan proves to Melanie that he is indeed Kosher.
Best of Army of Dad
She should have made him use a condiment.
Best of dadoctah
Yeah, yeah, she really seems to relish this. He plumps when they get cookin'. Doin' it Wisconsin style. What is this, eighth grade?
Best of mega
Even Samantha could see that Carrie needed to tone it down a notch after turning 55.
Best of blue
"Yes it's true" she exclaimed, "he does plump when he is cooking!"