Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Weiner Bang

paul

1. Reparative Therapy for Lesbians focuses on overcoming phallophobia.

2. Chaz Bono takes it to the next logical step.

3. Now that they understood Linda's strange fetish, the reason for her children's names --- Oscar and Jimmy Dean --- was suddenly clear.

4. It's a good thing the National Enquirer didn't get wind of Al Gore's real fetish.

5. "Next time, I'll be the American Economy and you be the Kenyan Marxist."

Best of Vinney
You should have seen Betty with the Oscar Meyer WeinerMobile. They couldn't even find it using Lo Jack.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Aesop's Fable: Be Careful What You Wish For
Elroy stumbled across 3 cute wiccans in a forest glade. He wished he sported an oversized weiner so's to impress them. Now he spends his time wishing he'd been a bit more specific. The End

Threadwinner Jack Reacher
"My baloney has a first name, it's Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh...!"

Best of Dr. Doom
The latent sexuality of 60's advertising comes full circle in the new millennium.

Best of Matt the K
Nathan proves to Melanie that he is indeed Kosher.

Best of Army of Dad
She should have made him use a condiment.

Best of dadoctah
Yeah, yeah, she really seems to relish this. He plumps when they get cookin'. Doin' it Wisconsin style. What is this, eighth grade?

Best of mega
Even Samantha could see that Carrie needed to tone it down a notch after turning 55.

Best of blue
"Yes it's true" she exclaimed, "he does plump when he is cooking!"

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should have seen Betty with the Oscar Meyer WeinerMobile. They couldn't even find it using Lo Jack.

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Aesop's Fable: Be Careful What You Wish For
Elroy stumbled across 3 cute wiccans in a forest glade. He wished he sported an oversized weiner so's to impress them. Now he spends his time wishing he'd been a bit more specific. The End

Jack Reacher said...

"My baloney has a first name, it's Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh...!"

Dr. Doom said...

The latent sexuality of 60's advertising comes full circle in the new millennium.

Dr. Doom said...

As she looked on, Sally could help but wish that she was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Dr. Doom said...

Bobby hated his job - except for doing the annual picnic at the Beverly Hills ACORN office.

Matt the K said...

In Soviet Russia, hot dogs grill you.

Matt the K said...

Nathan proves to Melanie that he is indeed Kosher.

dadoctah said...

You don't want to see what he did to the giant donuts.

Army of Dad said...

She should have made him use a condiment.

Army of Dad said...

You never sausage a porn.

Army of Dad said...

Odd, usually you end up with two extra weiners, not two extra buns...

Army of Dad said...

"If you guys Weiner Schnitzel on me I will kick your asses!"

Army of Dad said...

So that's why the Brits call them 'bangers'!

Pork Sausage said...

Pork Sausage.

Steve O said...

Hot Dog. The OTHER other white meat.

dadoctah said...

Yeah, yeah, she really seems to relish this. He plumps when they get cookin'. Doin' it Wisconsin style. What is this, eighth grade?

mega said...

Even Samantha could see that Carrie needed to tone it down a notch after turning 55.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

After the break:
Following the purchase of the Wienermobile, the freedom of getting out from under corporate scrutiny proves to be too much and his behavior spirals out of control as we return to E! True Story's presentation of "Oscar Meyer; Frankfurter or Frankenstein?"

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

Following reports of numerous girls being attacked in Central Park by a "6 foot tall Wiener," Fire Island has experienced a sudden massive change in attitude from sun worshippers to arborists.

Developing...

Submariner said...

"Killer Tomatoes? Hah! Ketchup in MY hands!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

the skit demonstrated the USDA approved way of putting a wiener in your buns

blue said...

"Yes it's true" she exclaimed, "he does plump when he is cooking!"

dub said...

Sure bitch, I'll show you where sauerkraut comes from.

dub said...

9 months after learning he didnt use a condom, Shelly learns where Vienna Sausages come from.

censors hip said...

"Susie Creamcheese, what's gotten into you?"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

the pregnancy clinic demonstrated that you do not have to put your sausage in a casing if you use the back door method

Kaptain Krude said...

The only acceptable use of a wiener stuffing a tuna.

dadoctah said...

"And here I thought Kathy was a vegan."