1. Reparative Therapy for Lesbians focuses on overcoming phallophobia.
2. Chaz Bono takes it to the next logical step.
3. Now that they understood Linda's strange fetish, the reason for her children's names --- Oscar and Jimmy Dean --- was suddenly clear.
4. It's a good thing the National Enquirer didn't get wind of Al Gore's real fetish.
5. "Next time, I'll be the American Economy and you be the Kenyan Marxist."
Best of Vinney
You should have seen Betty with the Oscar Meyer WeinerMobile. They couldn't even find it using Lo Jack.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Aesop's Fable: Be Careful What You Wish For
Elroy stumbled across 3 cute wiccans in a forest glade. He wished he sported an oversized weiner so's to impress them. Now he spends his time wishing he'd been a bit more specific. The End
Threadwinner Jack Reacher
"My baloney has a first name, it's Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh...!"
Best of Dr. Doom
The latent sexuality of 60's advertising comes full circle in the new millennium.
Best of Matt the K
Nathan proves to Melanie that he is indeed Kosher.
Best of Army of Dad
She should have made him use a condiment.
Best of dadoctah
Yeah, yeah, she really seems to relish this. He plumps when they get cookin'. Doin' it Wisconsin style. What is this, eighth grade?
Best of mega
Even Samantha could see that Carrie needed to tone it down a notch after turning 55.
Best of blue
"Yes it's true" she exclaimed, "he does plump when he is cooking!"
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You should have seen Betty with the Oscar Meyer WeinerMobile. They couldn't even find it using Lo Jack.
Vinney
Aesop's Fable: Be Careful What You Wish For
Elroy stumbled across 3 cute wiccans in a forest glade. He wished he sported an oversized weiner so's to impress them. Now he spends his time wishing he'd been a bit more specific. The End
"My baloney has a first name, it's Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh...!"
The latent sexuality of 60's advertising comes full circle in the new millennium.
As she looked on, Sally could help but wish that she was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
Bobby hated his job - except for doing the annual picnic at the Beverly Hills ACORN office.
In Soviet Russia, hot dogs grill you.
Nathan proves to Melanie that he is indeed Kosher.
You don't want to see what he did to the giant donuts.
She should have made him use a condiment.
You never sausage a porn.
Odd, usually you end up with two extra weiners, not two extra buns...
"If you guys Weiner Schnitzel on me I will kick your asses!"
So that's why the Brits call them 'bangers'!
Pork Sausage.
Hot Dog. The OTHER other white meat.
Yeah, yeah, she really seems to relish this. He plumps when they get cookin'. Doin' it Wisconsin style. What is this, eighth grade?
Even Samantha could see that Carrie needed to tone it down a notch after turning 55.
After the break:
Following the purchase of the Wienermobile, the freedom of getting out from under corporate scrutiny proves to be too much and his behavior spirals out of control as we return to E! True Story's presentation of "Oscar Meyer; Frankfurter or Frankenstein?"
DRUDGEBREAKING:
Following reports of numerous girls being attacked in Central Park by a "6 foot tall Wiener," Fire Island has experienced a sudden massive change in attitude from sun worshippers to arborists.
Developing...
"Killer Tomatoes? Hah! Ketchup in MY hands!
the skit demonstrated the USDA approved way of putting a wiener in your buns
"Yes it's true" she exclaimed, "he does plump when he is cooking!"
Sure bitch, I'll show you where sauerkraut comes from.
9 months after learning he didnt use a condom, Shelly learns where Vienna Sausages come from.
"Susie Creamcheese, what's gotten into you?"
the pregnancy clinic demonstrated that you do not have to put your sausage in a casing if you use the back door method
The only acceptable use of a wiener stuffing a tuna.
"And here I thought Kathy was a vegan."
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