Saturday, June 19, 2010
Wee Wee Wee Wee All the way home.
1. This little piggy found a hooker.
2. Arnold loved it when Doreen started tripping out and "playing him" like a set of bagpipes.
3. Doreen thought she'd never get over her break-up with Rosie O, but she found something close enough. Close enough.
4. You can always spot a tranny by the man hands. Dead giveaway.
5. These Bjork videos just get weirder and weirder.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Yes, Wilbur, I promise I'll get a matching tatoo. Can we cuddle now?"
Best of mega
Charles Johnson: "See? No pig has a purple tattoo. It's a doctored photo! I'm BACK!!!! I"M BACK!!!!!!!"
Best of Eric
Gomers dreams had finaly come true, he had his pig AND a poke.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Wow, kd lang has really let herself go.
Best of dadoctah
Some took the death of Jimmy Dean harder than others.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Catholic teens who pass the 3-day "Care for the Raw Egg" commitment test and still want to be unwed mothers are advanced to the "Care for a Dead Pig for a Month" exercise. Pregnancies have fallen by 50%, albeit because the fetid stench has a hang time of over a year.
Best of Homer Blue
"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Sider Pig Does"
Best of sonicfrog
Huh, when did K D Lange start dating Rosie O'Donnell?
Best of Rodney Dill
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets pork rinds again.
Best of GregMan
The Ang Lee-directed big screen version of "Green Acres" was about what everyone expected.
Best of Adriane
On the internet, no one knows you're a pig ... unless you put you and your gf's picture on Facebook...