Saturday, June 19, 2010

Wee Wee Wee Wee All the way home.


1. This little piggy found a hooker.

2. Arnold loved it when Doreen started tripping out and "playing him" like a set of bagpipes.

3. Doreen thought she'd never get over her break-up with Rosie O, but she found something close enough. Close enough.

4. You can always spot a tranny by the man hands. Dead giveaway.

5. These Bjork videos just get weirder and weirder.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Yes, Wilbur, I promise I'll get a matching tatoo. Can we cuddle now?"

Best of mega
Charles Johnson: "See? No pig has a purple tattoo. It's a doctored photo! I'm BACK!!!! I"M BACK!!!!!!!"

Best of Eric
Gomers dreams had finaly come true, he had his pig AND a poke.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Wow, kd lang has really let herself go.

Best of dadoctah
Some took the death of Jimmy Dean harder than others.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Catholic teens who pass the 3-day "Care for the Raw Egg" commitment test and still want to be unwed mothers are advanced to the "Care for a Dead Pig for a Month" exercise. Pregnancies have fallen by 50%, albeit because the fetid stench has a hang time of over a year.

Best of Homer Blue
"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Sider Pig Does"

Best of sonicfrog
Huh, when did K D Lange start dating Rosie O'Donnell?

Best of Rodney Dill
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets pork rinds again.

Best of GregMan
The Ang Lee-directed big screen version of "Green Acres" was about what everyone expected.

Best of Adriane
On the internet, no one knows you're a pig ... unless you put you and your gf's picture on Facebook...

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

It was somewhat consoling to Linda when the USDA stamped her dead pig as prime.

Vinney

molson said...

Get porked.

Anonymous said...

It pays to carry a dead pig with you at all times. When the Imams confronted Fatima about her western style dress, she told them, "Back off or I'll shove this dead pig up your ass."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

It pays to carry a dead pig with you at all times. When the Imams confronted Fatima about her western style dress, she told them, "Back off or I'll shove this dead pig up your ass."

Vinney

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Yes, Wilbur, I promise I'll get a matching tatoo. Can we cuddle now?"

Merovign said...

Where did you get that picture of me as a baby?

mega said...

Some took America's national conversion to Islam under Hussein pretty hard.

mega said...

Charles Johnson: "See? No pig has a purple tattoo. It's a doctored photo! I'm BACK!!!! I"M BACK!!!!!!!"

mega said...

You know the old story, as told be liberals. In an open, progressive sexual relationship between a woman and a pig, the woman is involved, but the pig is committed.

Jack Reacher said...

"Just a little more stimulus money, and piggy will breathe again, I just know it."

Eric said...

Gomers dreams had finaly come true, he had his pig AND a poke.

Kaptain Krude said...

Wow, kd lang has really let herself go.

Kaptain Krude said...

Second Worst. Ventriloquist Act. Ever.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Don't worry, Albert. dub didn't *really* mean what he said. There, there."

dadoctah said...

Some took the death of Jimmy Dean harder than others.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metaphorical Thawtbubble: Free range pigs get run over and killed just like free range minks, PETA. Damn your misguided propaganda.

-OR-

Catholic teens who pass the 3-day "Care for the Raw Egg" commitment test and still want to be unwed mothers are advanced to the "Care for a Dead Pig for a Month" exercise. Pregnancies have fallen by 50%, albeit because the fetid stench has a hang time of over a year.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pouty Teen Thawtbubble: Gawd I hate my folks. Just because they had to "walk 10 miles to school through 4-foot snowdrifts" is no reason to make me brown bag a lunch! The other kids get to go to the pizza parlor.

-OR-

Sing it with her!
99 things you can do with a dead pig, 99 things you can do, take one down and pass it around, 98 things you can do with a dead pig...

-OR-

Appalachian Sweet 16 Party
Jill reluctantly participates in a game of Musical Dead Pigs to humor her pa.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Naïveté, thy name is Causes Célèbres
Antivivisectionist Recruit's Thawtbubble: Ok, now that I've saved this stinky thing from being dissected, just what the hell am I supposed to do with it??

Homer Blue said...

"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Sider Pig Does"

Submariner said...

Nothin'
Nothin'
Just bringin' home the bacon, gonna have a Bud.
You?

Submariner said...

Previous v word - dowri - if this is the dowri, she must be sown shut or something...

Spin said...

No one can uncurl your tail quite like Mei-Mei can.

dadoctah said...

In just the last week, this blog has featured cattle, pigeons, beavers, pigs, and a Portuguese water dog.

Been months since we had a capybara though. I'm just sayin'

metalgarth said...

In the updated version of Animal Farm, there would need to be a scene of the typical Obama worshipper hugging Squealer and Napoleon.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Why Hollywood shouldn't accept corporate sponsorship, #327
Wizard of Oz rewritten to promote the Natl Pork Producer Council: "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more."

Rodney Dill said...

Karpe Squeal 'em

dub said...

Some skank.

dub said...

Its ok Wilbur, its ok....we're leaving Enumclaw right now...

sonicfrog said...

Huh, when did K D Lange start dating Rosie O'Donnell?

Rodney Dill said...

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets pork rinds again.

(WV: Barnkerr - health care for farm animals?)

dub said...

Another success story for EnumclawMatch.com

GregMan said...

The set of Mythbusters was far wilder than most people think.

GregMan said...

Bit too much arm flab there. The pig too.

GregMan said...

The Ang Lee-directed big screen version of "Green Acres" was about what everyone expected.

dadoctah said...

"Yeah, he smells bad and leaves grease stains everywhere, but at least I get to use the carpool lane."

dadoctah said...

Angela angrily showed what had happened to her boyfriend whenever anyone mentioned that the swine flu was all just a big hoax.

Adriane said...

On the internet, no one knows you're a pig ... unless you put you and your gf's picture on Facebook...