1. This little piggy found a hooker.
2. Arnold loved it when Doreen started tripping out and "playing him" like a set of bagpipes.
3. Doreen thought she'd never get over her break-up with Rosie O, but she found something close enough. Close enough.
4. You can always spot a tranny by the man hands. Dead giveaway.
5. These Bjork videos just get weirder and weirder.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Yes, Wilbur, I promise I'll get a matching tatoo. Can we cuddle now?"
Best of mega
Charles Johnson: "See? No pig has a purple tattoo. It's a doctored photo! I'm BACK!!!! I"M BACK!!!!!!!"
Best of Eric
Gomers dreams had finaly come true, he had his pig AND a poke.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Wow, kd lang has really let herself go.
Best of dadoctah
Some took the death of Jimmy Dean harder than others.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Catholic teens who pass the 3-day "Care for the Raw Egg" commitment test and still want to be unwed mothers are advanced to the "Care for a Dead Pig for a Month" exercise. Pregnancies have fallen by 50%, albeit because the fetid stench has a hang time of over a year.
Best of Homer Blue
"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Sider Pig Does"
Best of sonicfrog
Huh, when did K D Lange start dating Rosie O'Donnell?
Best of Rodney Dill
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets pork rinds again.
Best of GregMan
The Ang Lee-directed big screen version of "Green Acres" was about what everyone expected.
Best of Adriane
On the internet, no one knows you're a pig ... unless you put you and your gf's picture on Facebook...
37 comments:
It was somewhat consoling to Linda when the USDA stamped her dead pig as prime.
Vinney
Get porked.
It pays to carry a dead pig with you at all times. When the Imams confronted Fatima about her western style dress, she told them, "Back off or I'll shove this dead pig up your ass."
Vinney
It pays to carry a dead pig with you at all times. When the Imams confronted Fatima about her western style dress, she told them, "Back off or I'll shove this dead pig up your ass."
Vinney
"Yes, Wilbur, I promise I'll get a matching tatoo. Can we cuddle now?"
Where did you get that picture of me as a baby?
Some took America's national conversion to Islam under Hussein pretty hard.
Charles Johnson: "See? No pig has a purple tattoo. It's a doctored photo! I'm BACK!!!! I"M BACK!!!!!!!"
You know the old story, as told be liberals. In an open, progressive sexual relationship between a woman and a pig, the woman is involved, but the pig is committed.
"Just a little more stimulus money, and piggy will breathe again, I just know it."
Gomers dreams had finaly come true, he had his pig AND a poke.
Wow, kd lang has really let herself go.
Second Worst. Ventriloquist Act. Ever.
"Don't worry, Albert. dub didn't *really* mean what he said. There, there."
Some took the death of Jimmy Dean harder than others.
Metaphorical Thawtbubble: Free range pigs get run over and killed just like free range minks, PETA. Damn your misguided propaganda.
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Catholic teens who pass the 3-day "Care for the Raw Egg" commitment test and still want to be unwed mothers are advanced to the "Care for a Dead Pig for a Month" exercise. Pregnancies have fallen by 50%, albeit because the fetid stench has a hang time of over a year.
Pouty Teen Thawtbubble: Gawd I hate my folks. Just because they had to "walk 10 miles to school through 4-foot snowdrifts" is no reason to make me brown bag a lunch! The other kids get to go to the pizza parlor.
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Sing it with her!
99 things you can do with a dead pig, 99 things you can do, take one down and pass it around, 98 things you can do with a dead pig...
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Appalachian Sweet 16 Party
Jill reluctantly participates in a game of Musical Dead Pigs to humor her pa.
Naïveté, thy name is Causes Célèbres
Antivivisectionist Recruit's Thawtbubble: Ok, now that I've saved this stinky thing from being dissected, just what the hell am I supposed to do with it??
"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Sider Pig Does"
Nothin'
Nothin'
Just bringin' home the bacon, gonna have a Bud.
You?
Previous v word - dowri - if this is the dowri, she must be sown shut or something...
No one can uncurl your tail quite like Mei-Mei can.
In just the last week, this blog has featured cattle, pigeons, beavers, pigs, and a Portuguese water dog.
Been months since we had a capybara though. I'm just sayin'
In the updated version of Animal Farm, there would need to be a scene of the typical Obama worshipper hugging Squealer and Napoleon.
Why Hollywood shouldn't accept corporate sponsorship, #327
Wizard of Oz rewritten to promote the Natl Pork Producer Council: "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more."
Karpe Squeal 'em
Some skank.
Its ok Wilbur, its ok....we're leaving Enumclaw right now...
Huh, when did K D Lange start dating Rosie O'Donnell?
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets pork rinds again.
(WV: Barnkerr - health care for farm animals?)
Another success story for EnumclawMatch.com
The set of Mythbusters was far wilder than most people think.
Bit too much arm flab there. The pig too.
The Ang Lee-directed big screen version of "Green Acres" was about what everyone expected.
"Yeah, he smells bad and leaves grease stains everywhere, but at least I get to use the carpool lane."
Angela angrily showed what had happened to her boyfriend whenever anyone mentioned that the swine flu was all just a big hoax.
On the internet, no one knows you're a pig ... unless you put you and your gf's picture on Facebook...
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