1. And then the sun came out and the ginger horde mobbed the sunblock booth.
2. If Federico Fellini had been Irish...
3. Wow, Carrot Top really gets around.
4. Wow, those Weasley brothers really get around.
5. After Twilight VII: Rise of the Gingers, even the most die-hard fan had to admit the franchise had jumped the shark.
Best of Chevy Rose
The audition for dancers of the next "Riverdance" will take a mighty long time.
Best of Adriane
Not a Mary Ann in sight ...
Best of mega
The tone-deafness continued as Obama addressed the crowd with his major new policy address, "The Need For Comprehensive Reform To Take The Wealth From Redheads And Give It To Blondes And Brunettes".
Best of blue
Descendants of Eric the Red gather at Columbus Circle to demand a name change.
Best of dadoctah
There are clearly some troubling issues with membership in the Chinese-American Students' Association.
Best of dub
Finally, a picture of what you CAN do with a Prius....attract swarms of really unattractive people.
Best of Vinney
Even without Lindsay Lohan as the guest speaker, the first annual Fire Crotch Convention was the hottest ticket in town, if you know what I mean.
Best of Silhouette
This "large family" TV show craze finally got out of hand.
Best of Matt the K
And thus, by ducking into the parade, Conan made good his escape.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
As the angry crowd gathers to protest Clairol's belated recall of defective* "Platinum Radiance" hair dye, execs contact Toyota and BP for help with what will undoubtedly be a costly PR campaign. *[made in China, reportedly from iron filings, radioactive cadmium pigments and chewing tobacco spit]
Best of Matt the K
Ronald McDonald's Wet Dream
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The audition for dancers of the next "Riverdance" will take a mighty long time.
Not a Mary Ann in sight ...
The tone-deafness continued as Obama addressed the crowd with his major new policy address, "The Need For Comprehensive Reform To Take The Wealth From Redheads And Give It To Blondes And Brunettes".
Descendants of Eric the Red gather at Columbus Circle to demand a name change.
There are clearly some troubling issues with membership in the Chinese-American Students' Association.
Finally, a picture of what you CAN do with a Prius....attract swarms of really unattractive people.
Even without Lindsay Lohan as the guest speaker, the first annual Fire Crotch Convention was the hottest ticket in town, if you know what I mean.
Vinney
"I'd like to welcome everyone to the first meeting of the Future Melanoma Victim's Fellowship."
"Citizens of Oakdale, you may have noticed the henna that has leaked into the municipal water supply."
This "large family" TV show craze finally got out of hand.
And thus, by ducking into the parade, Conan made good his escape.
Crowd begins chanting, "Once you go orange you'll never go......" - - pregnant pause - - ....squeeky voice asks, "What the hell rhymes with orange??"
As the angry crowd gathers to protest Clairol's belated recall of defective* "Platinum Radiance" hair dye, execs contact Toyota and BP for help with what will undoubtedly be a costly PR campaign. *[made in China, reportedly from iron filings, radioactive cadmium pigments and chewing tobacco spit]
Follow-up: Obamalama defends his administration, points orange finger at cozy relationship between FDA and rogue Chinese manufacturers, calls for China to escrow enough to pay for victims' wigs. Well-rehearsed Clairol CEO impresses congressmen with impromptu shadow puppet theater and country songs.
Fire in the locks. Fire in the... Oh sh!t this thing is about to go nuclear.
Second look at crowd surfing!
This place looks like heaven.
But once a month I'll bet it's hell!
The descendants of Jabez Wilson gather to copy the Encyclopaedia Brittanica
The remake of Conan-Doyle's Red Headed League looks to have a somewhat sexier subtext.
N.O'Really
Ronald McDonald's Wet Dream
And at midnight on Halloween, the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the selected pumpkin patch and give presents to all the good girls and boys...
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