Friday, June 18, 2010

A Vivid Riot of Red


1. And then the sun came out and the ginger horde mobbed the sunblock booth.

2. If Federico Fellini had been Irish...

3. Wow, Carrot Top really gets around.

4. Wow, those Weasley brothers really get around.

5. After Twilight VII: Rise of the Gingers, even the most die-hard fan had to admit the franchise had jumped the shark.

Best of Chevy Rose
The audition for dancers of the next "Riverdance" will take a mighty long time.

Best of Adriane
Not a Mary Ann in sight ...

Best of mega
The tone-deafness continued as Obama addressed the crowd with his major new policy address, "The Need For Comprehensive Reform To Take The Wealth From Redheads And Give It To Blondes And Brunettes".

Best of blue
Descendants of Eric the Red gather at Columbus Circle to demand a name change.

Best of dadoctah
There are clearly some troubling issues with membership in the Chinese-American Students' Association.

Best of dub
Finally, a picture of what you CAN do with a Prius....attract swarms of really unattractive people.

Best of Vinney
Even without Lindsay Lohan as the guest speaker, the first annual Fire Crotch Convention was the hottest ticket in town, if you know what I mean.

Best of Silhouette
This "large family" TV show craze finally got out of hand.

Best of Matt the K
And thus, by ducking into the parade, Conan made good his escape.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
As the angry crowd gathers to protest Clairol's belated recall of defective* "Platinum Radiance" hair dye, execs contact Toyota and BP for help with what will undoubtedly be a costly PR campaign. *[made in China, reportedly from iron filings, radioactive cadmium pigments and chewing tobacco spit]

Best of Matt the K
Ronald McDonald's Wet Dream

21 comments:

Chevy Rose said...

The audition for dancers of the next "Riverdance" will take a mighty long time.

Adriane said...

Not a Mary Ann in sight ...

mega said...

The tone-deafness continued as Obama addressed the crowd with his major new policy address, "The Need For Comprehensive Reform To Take The Wealth From Redheads And Give It To Blondes And Brunettes".

blue said...

Descendants of Eric the Red gather at Columbus Circle to demand a name change.

dadoctah said...

There are clearly some troubling issues with membership in the Chinese-American Students' Association.

dub said...

Finally, a picture of what you CAN do with a Prius....attract swarms of really unattractive people.

Anonymous said...

Even without Lindsay Lohan as the guest speaker, the first annual Fire Crotch Convention was the hottest ticket in town, if you know what I mean.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

"I'd like to welcome everyone to the first meeting of the Future Melanoma Victim's Fellowship."

Silhouette said...

"Citizens of Oakdale, you may have noticed the henna that has leaked into the municipal water supply."

Silhouette said...

This "large family" TV show craze finally got out of hand.

Matt the K said...

And thus, by ducking into the parade, Conan made good his escape.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Crowd begins chanting, "Once you go orange you'll never go......" - - pregnant pause - - ....squeeky voice asks, "What the hell rhymes with orange??"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As the angry crowd gathers to protest Clairol's belated recall of defective* "Platinum Radiance" hair dye, execs contact Toyota and BP for help with what will undoubtedly be a costly PR campaign. *[made in China, reportedly from iron filings, radioactive cadmium pigments and chewing tobacco spit]

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Follow-up: Obamalama defends his administration, points orange finger at cozy relationship between FDA and rogue Chinese manufacturers, calls for China to escrow enough to pay for victims' wigs. Well-rehearsed Clairol CEO impresses congressmen with impromptu shadow puppet theater and country songs.

molson said...

Fire in the locks. Fire in the... Oh sh!t this thing is about to go nuclear.

Merovign said...

Second look at crowd surfing!

Steve O said...

This place looks like heaven.

But once a month I'll bet it's hell!

James McEnanly said...

The descendants of Jabez Wilson gather to copy the Encyclopaedia Brittanica

Anonymous said...

The remake of Conan-Doyle's Red Headed League looks to have a somewhat sexier subtext.

N.O'Really

Matt the K said...

Ronald McDonald's Wet Dream

Submariner said...

And at midnight on Halloween, the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the selected pumpkin patch and give presents to all the good girls and boys...