Best of Julie the Jarhead
"So, all the cars are all the little sperm, waiting to swim towards the egg."
Richard Petty's variation of 'the birds and the bees' wasn't much of a hit except in NASCAR country.
Best of dadoctah
I can't be sure, but I *think* it's promoting a Justin Bieber concert.
Best of jj
Where's the tunnel this is going into?
Threadwinner: molson
Batman had a special signal for Robin.
Best of dub
We get it...the black ones are bigger. Stop gloating already.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
If drawspan suffers from an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention.
Best of americanelephant
Later that same day, Andrew Sullivan burst into City Hall demanding the right to marry the span of his dreams.
Best of Rodney Dill
Now with washboard surface for her pleasure.
Best of Unscrupulous
In the rare case an erection lasts for more than four hours, seek an alternate route!
Best of Oiao
The new Bill Clinton memorial bridge.
Best of Adriane
Quietly but deliberately, men got out of their cars, grabbed an available socket wrench, and began beating their neighboring motorists into submission.
Survivors recall hearing thus spake zarathustra playing somewhere in the background.
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Evidently, it ain't just the sun that rises in the east...
I'll take "Analogies For What Obama Is Doing To America" for $200, Alex.
Coming on this site, a new erection....
Twelve years have passed since Pfizer’s little blue pill for erectile dysfunction, Viagra, hit the market. The pill became so popular and ubiquitous that subsequent attempts by drug companies to make a libido-booster for women invariably drew the moniker “female Viagra.”
"So, all the cars are all the little sperm, waiting to swim towards the egg."
Richard Petty's variation of 'the birds and the bees' wasn't much of a hit except in NASCAR country.
I can't be sure, but I *think* it's promoting a Justin Bieber concert.
wv: ditestra. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.
Where's the tunnel this is going into?
Never up, never in.
Mecca Herald reports:
Saudi feminist deface the Kaaba.
Batman had a special signal for Robin.
We get it...the black ones are bigger. Stop gloating already.
San Francisco is becoming way too "in your face" with its orientations.
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If drawspan suffers from an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention.
Later that same day, Andrew Sullivan burst into City Hall demanding the right to marry the span of his dreams.
Now with washboard surface for her pleasure.
Dont forget to tickle the toll booths.
220, 221... whatever it takes.
Cambridge announces the opening of the Henry Wadsworth Longfellow bridge.
In the rare case an erection lasts for more than four hours, seek an alternate route!
The new Bill Clinton memorial bridge.
Quietly but deliberately, men got out of their cars, grabbed an available socket wrench, and began beating their neighboring motorists into submission.
Survivors recall hearing thus spake zarathustra playing somewhere in the background.
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