Saturday, June 19, 2010

Erect Bridge Free For All

Racerboy


Best of Julie the Jarhead
"So, all the cars are all the little sperm, waiting to swim towards the egg."
Richard Petty's variation of 'the birds and the bees' wasn't much of a hit except in NASCAR country.

Best of dadoctah
I can't be sure, but I *think* it's promoting a Justin Bieber concert.

Best of jj
Where's the tunnel this is going into?

Threadwinner: molson
Batman had a special signal for Robin.

Best of dub
We get it...the black ones are bigger. Stop gloating already.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
If drawspan suffers from an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention.

Best of americanelephant
Later that same day, Andrew Sullivan burst into City Hall demanding the right to marry the span of his dreams.

Best of Rodney Dill
Now with washboard surface for her pleasure.

Best of Unscrupulous
In the rare case an erection lasts for more than four hours, seek an alternate route!

Best of Oiao
The new Bill Clinton memorial bridge.

Best of Adriane
Quietly but deliberately, men got out of their cars, grabbed an available socket wrench, and began beating their neighboring motorists into submission.
Survivors recall hearing thus spake zarathustra playing somewhere in the background.

20 comments:

Submariner said...

Evidently, it ain't just the sun that rises in the east...

Submariner said...

I'll take "Analogies For What Obama Is Doing To America" for $200, Alex.

dadoctah said...

Coming on this site, a new erection....

V. Aigra said...

Twelve years have passed since Pfizer’s little blue pill for erectile dysfunction, Viagra, hit the market. The pill became so popular and ubiquitous that subsequent attempts by drug companies to make a libido-booster for women invariably drew the moniker “female Viagra.”

Julie the Jarhead said...

"So, all the cars are all the little sperm, waiting to swim towards the egg."

Richard Petty's variation of 'the birds and the bees' wasn't much of a hit except in NASCAR country.

dadoctah said...

I can't be sure, but I *think* it's promoting a Justin Bieber concert.

wv: ditestra. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

jj said...

Where's the tunnel this is going into?

Rodney Dill said...

Never up, never in.

Spin said...

Mecca Herald reports:
Saudi feminist deface the Kaaba.

molson said...

Batman had a special signal for Robin.

dub said...

We get it...the black ones are bigger. Stop gloating already.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

San Francisco is becoming way too "in your face" with its orientations.

-OR-

If drawspan suffers from an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention.

americanelephant said...

Later that same day, Andrew Sullivan burst into City Hall demanding the right to marry the span of his dreams.

Rodney Dill said...

Now with washboard surface for her pleasure.

dub said...

Dont forget to tickle the toll booths.

Rodney Dill said...

220, 221... whatever it takes.

Rodney Dill said...

Cambridge announces the opening of the Henry Wadsworth Longfellow bridge.

Unscrupulous said...

In the rare case an erection lasts for more than four hours, seek an alternate route!

Oiao said...

The new Bill Clinton memorial bridge.

Adriane said...

Quietly but deliberately, men got out of their cars, grabbed an available socket wrench, and began beating their neighboring motorists into submission.

Survivors recall hearing thus spake zarathustra playing somewhere in the background.