Monday, June 14, 2010

Unprecedented Walkies


1. "Let's see, walk the dog, make a sandwich, schmooze with McCartney, play some golf. Seems like there's something else I need to do ... Meh, it couldn't be that important."

2. "And if you plop on the lawn, I will kick your ass!"

3. Meanwhile, Hillary hid in the bushes and prepared to toss a raw pork chop into heavy traffic when they passed.

4. "What's that, Bo? I need to kill all the shores?" Misunderstanding Son of Sam's instructions, Obama promptly ordered the sabotage of the Deepwater Horizon.

5. "Look at this dog's butt. All nappy, tangled, smelly . . kinda reminds me of M'Chel first thing in the morning."

Best of Silhouette
Things have gone much smoother since Rahm bought Obama a 'finding doors instead of windows' dog.

Best of metalgarth
Carl's career as a dog walker was just as successful as Homer's career as a nuclear technician.

Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
"Stay... dammit stay... I haven't bowed to you yet."

Best of divine miss m
How authoritative can any guy feel when he's looking at a dog's rectum?

Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner: Submariner
That's it, Bo; sniff out that income that hasn't been taxed yet. Got the scent? Go get 'em, Bo!

Best of Spin
O'tay Petey, we'll check down at da watermelon patch.
ATDHE

Best of JohnS1959
"Don't worry Bo", called the President, "I'm sure the old people haven't eaten all the Alpo yet".

Best of molson
Why don't you do something useful and c'mon over here and watch me bend one out.

Best of Adriane
"Jaaaaaane! Get me off this crazy thing!"

Best of Eric
Bitch, quit leading me to the right, you know I won't go there.

39 comments:

Silhouette said...

Things have gone much smoother since Rahm bought Obama a 'finding doors instead of windows' dog.

Silhouette said...

Leadership: At least the dog has it.

Double the U said...

Has as much control over the country as he does the dog.

metalgarth said...

Carl's career as a dog walker was just as successful as Homer's career as a nuclear technician.

Rodney Dill said...

"Stay... dammit stay... I haven't bowed to you yet."

Rodney Dill said...

One goes bow-wow,
one just bows.

JohnS1959 said...

Mr. Obama, after deep discussion with his Environmental Czar, instituted a far reaching policy of butt sniffing BP executives and leg hiking moratoria on oil drilling in response to the Deep Water Horizon disaster. Now they are searching diligently for something else to roll in...

Anonymous said...

It was definitely Kennedy's dog as he lead Obama to the beer summit.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"And if you plop on the lawn, I will lick your ass!"

There, fixed that for ya.

dadoctah said...

"I wish *I* had a ranch I could go clear brush on when things get hairy."

Jay Guevara said...

Props to Silhouette, who beat me to it:

Finally somebody showing some leadership in the White House. Bo for President!

At least _he's_ got papers!

Matt the K said...

What's half black, half white and ruining 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

Submariner said...

Ya know what they say;
"If you aren't the lead dog, the view is always the same."

blue said...

"Down Bo, Down boy..you know you are only supposed to mount Mommy indoors!"

mpur said...

What's that, Bo? Israel fell into a well?

Jay Guevara said...

"Lead, follow, or let go of the leash."

dub said...

50% black, 50% white, 100% douchebag.

divine miss m said...

How authoritative can any guy feel when he's looking at a dog's rectum?

divine miss m said...

Dear Mr. President:

Please remember that Washington D.C.'s pet waste "pooper-scooper" law provides that:

"No person owning, keeping, or having custody of a dog, except a seeing eye dog, shall allow or permit the dog to defecate or urinate on public parking or any sidewalk or in any and each such person shall immediately remove dog excrement from any curb, gutter, alley or street...or... permit the dog's excrement to remain on private property without the consent of the owner or occupant of the property."

Thank you,
The American People
Owners, The White House

Eric said...

The newest Democrat alpha dog steps off the porch.

Anonymous said...

"Strong, stubborn, won't heel to world opinion. Hot d**n! I've got a new metaphor for Bush's America!

Submariner said...

Dear Penthouse,
I never believed your letters until this really happened to me.
It was on a sultry June afternoon in DC that I learned the REAL meaning of "lap dog..."

Submariner said...

That's it, Bo; sniff out that income that hasn't been taxed yet. Got the scent? Go get 'em, Bo!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What, no Wag The Dog references? -
Obamalama Thawtbubble: Hmmm, July 4th is coming up. Maybe I can engineer an alien invasion to take the public's mind off the oil spill. No, wait, 20+ million aliens have already invaded and I ain't doing nothing to stop that one.

Spin said...

O'tay Petey, we'll check down at da watermelon patch.


ATDHE

vw - banisti, prolly after this

Jay Guevara said...

Both: "C'mon, boy."

dadoctah said...

"What is it, boy? What are you trying to tell me? Biden's fallen in an abandoned well?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Imagine the confused look two neutered short-hairs give each other in the rose garden anytime Michelle yells, "Here boy, c'mon boy!"
Jay sorta beat me to the punch line, but what the heck

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bouregard's Thawtbubble - "Tote dat bone, lift dat paw, drag dat albatross to a door instead of a window. I aspired to be the first mulatto Lassie to bark Portuguese and they're treating me like a slave!"

JohnS1959 said...

Soon, thought the president, all of America will be straining at my leash and trying in vain to find their Beggin' Strips too...

JohnS1959 said...

"Don't worry Bo", called the President, "I'm sure the old people haven't eaten all the Alpo yet".

molson said...

Why don't you do something useful and c'mon over here and watch me bend one out.

Adriane said...

"Jaaaaaane! Get me off this crazy thing!"

Mr Hankey said...

Bad things happen if Michelle is fed after midnight.

Eric said...

The alpha dog in the white house takes hold of the chain to get things done.

Eric said...

Thought bubble from Obama...

Bitch, quit leading me to the right, you know I won't go there.

Eric said...

Even Obamas dog is blaming Bush for crapping on America. Someone has to cover up that stink.

Eric said...

Even after Obama stopped blaming Bush, his dog kept chasing that rabbit.

Rodney Dill said...

BOOBAMA