Friday, June 04, 2010

The T-Shirt Lies


1. Bill Maher is now thoroughly delusional.

2. "This, the hitch-hiker I picked up was wearing it. The hat's mine, though. Can I borrow a shovel."

3. "And what happened after the mean policeman made you put your top on, Grandpa?"

4. "You kids get off my lawn! Except you. The shirtless boy with the backwards ball cap. You may stay."

5. "Grandma, I know you can't afford both estrogen and lithium, but please choose at least one."

Best of Silhouette
Tom Landry: The E Hollywood Story you never knew.

Best of Adriane
So the hormone therapy didn't exactly take ... Ya can't blame an old girl for trying.

Best of dadoctah
Uncle Sam wants -- the same thing he's always wanted, but now he's being honest about it.

Best of divine miss m
And now for something completely different from Rob Halford.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Patrick Stewart as he looked from the Queen Mum's perspective.

Best of Submariner
"Engage, Number One." Now that he's been Knighted, Patrick Stewart doesn't even try any more...

Best of dadoctah
Emo Phillips has really let himself go. Is anyone surprised by that fact?

Best of Kaptain Krude
I can see at least two things wrong with that shirt.

Threadwinner: molson
Britney really needs to lay off the meth.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Bring me hither that sassy First Lady in her tight green pants!" The self-proclaimed Emperor Norton IV was delusional in more ways than one.

24 comments:

Matt the K said...

Making the best of things, Phil Spector assumes yet another new persona in San Quentin.

Anonymous said...

These are selling like hot cakes at your local correctional facility.

Vinney

Silhouette said...

Tom Landry: The E Hollywood Story you never knew.

Adriane said...

So the hormone therapy didn't exactly take ... Ya can't blame an old girl for trying.

dadoctah said...

Uncle Sam wants -- the same thing he's always wanted, but now he's being honest about it.

jj said...

Kwame's cellmate.

divine miss m said...

And now for something completely different from Rob Halford.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Aww, we've seen this hairy bugger before! He's what the cops found behind the orangutan face mask at this barricade.

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From One Queen to Another
Patrick Stewart as he looked from the Queen Mum's perspective.

Double the U said...

Album cover models 40 years later. "Are We Not men? No We Are Devo" 1978

Double the U said...

Album cover models 40 years later. "Are We Not Men? We Are Devo" 1978

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_We_Not_Men%3F_We_Are_Devo!

dub said...

Post this on Thursday and half the people here wouldnt even notice the difference.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"Boobs, Not Bombs" in town again?

Submariner said...

What the hell IS that?

Submariner said...

"Engage, Number One."

Now that he's been Knighted, Patrick Stewart doesn't even try any more...

Submariner said...

"Out, Out, damned Spot."

Enumclaw Street Players do the Bard as an ASPCA fundraiser.

sonicfrog said...

Rock-N-Roll Secrets Revealed - What Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts does in his off time.

dadoctah said...

Emo Phillips has really let himself go. Is anyone surprised by that fact?

Kaptain Krude said...

I can see at least two things wrong with that shirt.

molson said...

Britney really needs to lay off the meth.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

To this day, Robin Gibb still maintains he's the prettiest BeeGee of them all.

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Standing only 3' 9" tall in front of the reporters' cameras, the feisty leprechaun defended the outfit saying they don't have to wear green after St. Paddy's Day.

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Does this hat make my head look fat?
Yes, and misspelling "chic" makes you illiterate or gey, you fat head.

Jack Reacher said...

Still photo from the elevator cam in Sully's apartment building.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Bring me hither that sassy First Lady in her tight green pants!" The self-proclaimed Emperor Norton IV was delusional in more ways than one.

Mr. Hankey said...

Al Gore's new Scype buddy explains Tipper's decision.