Friday, June 25, 2010

Rub a Dub Dub

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1. "Agreed, any woman whose weight must be expressed in three digits is morbidly obese." Rub a dub dub, four dubs in tubs.

2. Lentils, the other musical fruit.

3. "It is an honor being invited to a state dinner at the White House, but why does M'Chel keep slicing carrots and potatoes into our tubs?"

4. "So, why do westerners have both bathtubs and toilets? It seems ... redundant."

5. "I tell you, if that Sullivan guy doesn't shut up about Sarah Palin's uterus, he's going to be banned from our bath house."

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"4000 quatloos on the one in the blue garment", shouted the Secretary of State.

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Iron Tub Chef was the favorite cooking contest show in all Punjab ...

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"We now return to Bangladeshi Rules 4-Square on ESPN 27."

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I'm sorry, but I just don't get these trendy "concept" restaurants.

17 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

The Bollywood remake of Animal House opened to mixed reviews. Unfortunately the food fight scene did not translate well...

JohnS1959 said...

"4000 quatloos on the one in the blue garment", shouted the Secretary of State.

JohnS1959 said...

Remember when your Mom used to say eat all of your food - people in India are starving? Well reality finally rears its ugly head...

GregMan said...

Microsoft programmers celebrate the release of Windows 7.

GregMan said...

The new Calcutta Water Park was not as exciting as some had hoped.

GregMan said...

After a hard day's work on the telephones, Dell Technical Support employees take relaxing baths in their own filth.

Double the U said...

So Obama's cleanliness Czar asked me "Do you know how to cook a frog?" before I came in. What do you suppose he meant by that?

Anonymous said...

NAMBLA representatives were eager to bottle and market the bath water for consumption as Juvey Juice.

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Not surprisingly, headhunters hate family reunions.

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Looks like McDonald's just broke ground on their first family restaurant in Papua New Guinea.

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"No Soup for YOU!"
You know what they're all praying for, right? Each hopes to screw up and be kicked out by the Soup Nazi.

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This odd ritual only began in El Salvador when a local returned from the USA after seeing the Kramer in the shower cleaning vegetables episode of Seinfeld.

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How you can tell the 2010 Depression is worse than back in the 1930's... this is NOT how Hobo Stew was made back then!

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North Korean's have mixed feelings about Despot for Life Kim Jung Il's menu change from boiled grass dinners.

WordVerify: mildeac - a less severe form of eac then some suffer?

dub said...

So THAT'S where yellow curry comes from....

molson said...

That's not how you season soup.

Adriane said...

Iron Tub Chef was the favorite cooking contest show in all Punjab ...

Matt the K said...

"We now return to Bangladeshi Rules 4-Square on ESPN 27."

dadoctah said...

I'm sorry, but I just don't get these trendy "concept" restaurants.

wv: alogy. The scientific study of the first letter of the alphabet.

Submariner said...

MAKIN STONES SOUP; UR DUIN IT RONG

dadoctah said...

On the international edition of America's Got Talent, the bathtub barbershop quartet from Kyrgyzstan surprised everyone by knocking Justin Bieber out of first place.

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