1. "Let me see that ass!" Obama's search for the person to blame for the oil spill led to some unfortunate misunderstandings.
2.ORA: "I want my famly back!"
3. When the madness of Pon Farr was upon him, Tuvok couldn't resist the pungent smell of mansweat.
4. "I see that you're a white person, but are you a typical white person?"
5. "Sorry, I thought you were Simon Pegg. The proletariat all look alike to me."
Best of JohnS1959
Look son, I can't have you running against our guy. How would you like a job in my administration? You could be ah, um, err, ah - I know - Secretary of the Interior! You could um, ah, you know, craft our entire response to oil spills and disasters and stuff.
Best of dub
This picture isnt funny. Clearly the guy is retarded. The guy in the purple shirt seems ok though in comparison.
Best of GregMan
"What do you mean, your iPod has something on it besides my speeches?!"
Best of dub
Brains.....brains.....brains....damn, someone already got to the negro.
Best of Jack Reacher
"So, Timmy, you ever seen a community organizer naked?"
Best of mega
Empathy Practice Fridays required one staffer to put down the beer bong and toss on a shirt for an hour. The displeasure was evident.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Bob, do you remember that time I gave you a ride to the Circle K when you had the munchies at 2:00 a.m.? Well I'm calling in my marker, Bob. I need you to give 787 billion dollars.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Look, I really need you to pay back that student loan... NOW!
Threadwinner: Kaptain Krude
ORA?: "My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention."
"Ditto."
Best of Matt the K
Obama pleads with Jay Mohr to return to the cast of "Ghost Whisperer".
Best of Army of Dad
"Did you ever dance with a wookie in the pale moon light?"
Best of Jay Guevara
"Gimme your wallet cracka muthaf*cka!"
Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner: Best of Submariner
Have you seen my stapler? It's a red Swingline...
40 comments:
Look; The bus is coming and I just need someone, anyone, to toss under it or it'll come for me.
You're it...
Thawt bubble: "Wait a second - 'I feel your pain?' - I know what happens to the US after a Democrat President says that..."
Whaddaya mean when you say "Have you swum in the Gulf today?"
Look son, I can't have you running against our guy. How would you like a job in my administration? You could be ah, um, err, ah - I know - Secretary of the Interior! You could um, ah, you know, craft our entire response to oil spills and disasters and stuff.
This picture isnt funny. Clearly the guy is retarded. The guy in the purple shirt seems ok though in comparison.
Coming the Summer of 2010: Dumb and Dumber 2
"No, kid, you don't understand: I really do hate Amerikkka."
"What do you mean, your iPod has something on it besides my speeches?!"
"Kid, how would you like to be The Oil Spill Czar? I'm serious."
Vinney
Hey! Isn't that the iPod I gave to the Queen?
wv: remam - what you don't call Barbara Boxer
"Look you worthless piece of White Trash, I need to score some blow now...Oh, and pick me up a quarter of a pounder with fries and a coke. And, don't tell Michelle about Mickey D's, either."
Vinney
The Administration reaches out to a typical representative of the right wing.
Brains.....brains.....brains....damn, someone already got to the negro.
How dare you invoke the Constitution. I know what the Constitution says. I just choose to ignore it. Now off to FEMA prison for you.
I'm gonna fill you with so much hope your eyes are gonna come clean out of your head.
"So, Timmy, you ever seen a community organizer naked?"
"If you like your iPod, you can keep your iPod."
"If you like listening to music other than JayZ or 50 Cent, you can keep listening to music other than JayZ or 50 Cent."
Empathy Practice Fridays required one staffer to put down the beer bong and toss on a shirt for an hour. The displeasure was evident.
The patient always wondered how Dr. Obama could do the prostate exam with both hands on the patient's shoulders.
..................arf
Bob, do you remember that time I gave you a ride to the Circle K when you had the munchies at 2:00 a.m.? Well I'm calling in my marker, Bob. I need you to give 787 billion dollars.
Obama will not rest until each and every American thanks him personally for destroying American Health Care and indenturing their children for generations.
Do YOU know how to plug that damn hole?
"Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but we're taking your mortgage interest deduction away. Oh, and your 401k money too."
Look, I really need you to pay back that student loan... NOW!
-OR-
♫ In-Tim-I-Da-Shun ♫
Obamalama takes time out of his busy schedule to teach gangbangers (sorry - "at risk kids" - not pictured for their protection) the Left way to steal from the white middle class. Old fashioned mugging never goes out of style!
ORA?: "My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention."
"Ditto."
"Trussst in me, jussst in me...'
"You've used your carbon credits for the year. You must stop breathing now. I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do."
"Have I told you about Ron, er, Rand Paul?"
"I hear and I obey, Mr. President." Another ACORN worker joins the fold.
Obama pleads with Jay Mohr to return to the cast of "Ghost Whisperer".
white person, black person... in the very beggining maybe it was really interesteng and people really were focuced on the coulour of obama's skin, as for now-i think he is only one who still trying to provocate interes to this subject
"Trust me. Forget the history books. With the right people in charge, we can make socialism work this time."
Messianic Epiphany
O's Thawtbubble - Here I've begged and pleaded with this guy for this photo op, and he looks at me with a blank stare. Oh, wait, he's not even listening to me! Nobody's listening to me!!!
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
"Be healed!"
♪Put your hands on my shoulders..♪
"Did you ever dance with a wookie in the pale moon light?"
"Gimme your wallet cracka muthaf*cka!"
Have you seen my stapler? It's a red Swingline...
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