1. "Let me see that ass!" Obama's search for the person to blame for the oil spill led to some unfortunate misunderstandings.
2.ORA: "I want my famly back!"
3. When the madness of Pon Farr was upon him, Tuvok couldn't resist the pungent smell of mansweat.
4. "I see that you're a white person, but are you a typical white person?"
5. "Sorry, I thought you were Simon Pegg. The proletariat all look alike to me."
Best of JohnS1959
Look son, I can't have you running against our guy. How would you like a job in my administration? You could be ah, um, err, ah - I know - Secretary of the Interior! You could um, ah, you know, craft our entire response to oil spills and disasters and stuff.
Best of dub
This picture isnt funny. Clearly the guy is retarded. The guy in the purple shirt seems ok though in comparison.
Best of GregMan
"What do you mean, your iPod has something on it besides my speeches?!"
Best of dub
Brains.....brains.....brains....damn, someone already got to the negro.
Best of Jack Reacher
"So, Timmy, you ever seen a community organizer naked?"
Best of mega
Empathy Practice Fridays required one staffer to put down the beer bong and toss on a shirt for an hour. The displeasure was evident.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Bob, do you remember that time I gave you a ride to the Circle K when you had the munchies at 2:00 a.m.? Well I'm calling in my marker, Bob. I need you to give 787 billion dollars.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Look, I really need you to pay back that student loan... NOW!
Threadwinner: Kaptain Krude
ORA?: "My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention."
Best of Matt the K
Obama pleads with Jay Mohr to return to the cast of "Ghost Whisperer".
Best of Army of Dad
"Did you ever dance with a wookie in the pale moon light?"
Best of Jay Guevara
"Gimme your wallet cracka muthaf*cka!"
Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner: Best of Submariner
Have you seen my stapler? It's a red Swingline...