Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Praying to the Thriller?

Sondrak K


1. SRSLY, Japan. What the hell?

2. "And as soon as someone brings the Jesus Juice, we'll begin the Communion Service."

3. You think this is weird? You should see the Gary Coleman shrine.

4. I understand their confusion, skinny, effeminate, half-white/half-black men are frequently mistaken for messianic figures.

5. Little known fact: Michael Jackson was a pack-a-day smoker. Of course, it was a cub scout pack, but nevertheless...

Best of Submariner
It really gets creepy when the animatronics King of Pop starts singing "Beat It," and does...

Assistant Threadwinner: Chronos the Wonder Pig
Japanese kid:"you can make fun of us all you want,but at least we don't pray to Obama!"

Best of Army of Dad
Oddly enough this one has less plastic than the "real" one.

Threadwinner: Best of Jack Reacher
"It's true; no matter where you stand, his crotch seems to follow you."

Best of mega
Michael Jackson addressed the class. "Now, pretend you're the President meeting the head of China and you need some more money to pay for your new social programs."

Best of blue
Blessed Saint Micheal, we beseech you - send the wiener mobile to visit us!!

Best of dadoctah
And through it all, a lone voice was heard to utter softly the same question that had been asked for a quarter of a century: "What the hell was Adam Ant doing on the Motown 25th Anniversary Special?"

23 comments:

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

It really gets creepy when the animatronics King of Pop starts singing "Beat It," and does...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Japanese kid:"you can make fun of us all you want,but at least we don't pray to Obama!"

dub said...

Kids kids kids....just because Obama bowed to him doesnt mean you have to.

Army of Dad said...

What no offering!? Michael will not be pleased unless you bring him a young boy!

Army of Dad said...

Oddly enough this one has less plastic than the "real" one.

Army of Dad said...

I don't think they will like it when I reenact the Pepsi commercial...

Army of Dad said...

Loon walkers.

Army of Dad said...

♪"You know it's thrirrer, thrirrer night
You're fighting for your rife inside a kirrer, thrirrer tonight!"♪

Jack Reacher said...

"It's true; no matter where you stand, his crotch seems to follow you."

dadoctah said...

Since the Mexican black-velvet painters have the Elvis-worship franchise all locked up, we had to do the next best thing and make his son-in-law a saint.

And nobody wanted to make a statue of Nicolas Cage.

mega said...

Michael Jackson addressed the class. "Now, pretend you're the President meeting the head of China and you need some more money to pay for your new social programs."

blue said...

Blessed Saint Micheal, we beseech you - send the wiener mobile to visit us!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The really creepy discovery came when his Will was published and worshipers learned that's not a wax figure.
(Who knew? He'd smelled of formaldehyde for at least 20 years)

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Anonymous said...

They thought their prayers were answered, except demonic voice replied, "Get rid of the girls"!

Vinney

Matt the K said...

Michael Jackson is building an kowtowing force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of Neverland sleepovers. He has our gratitude.

Matt the K said...

Submariner said...

It really gets creepy when the animatronics King of Pop starts singing "Beat It," and does...

You do not EVEN want to see the Paul Stanley "Lick it Up" animatronic display.

Adriane said...

Yeah it's weird, it's Japanese, but people, look at the bright side!!!

We now know the answer to that age old question, "Were da white wimmin at?"

Submariner said...

Fembot 1.0 left a frakkin GALAXY of room for improvement...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

I don't think I ever saw Diana Ross wear that kind of outfit.

dadoctah said...

And through it all, a lone voice was heard to utter softly the same question that had been asked for a quarter of a century: "What the hell was Adam Ant doing on the Motown 25th Anniversary Special?"

molson said...

I'm not telling them that's not Bob Barker. I still have nightmares over the last time.