Monday, June 21, 2010

Obama Sucks

Sondra K

1. "Hillary did *what* in my Shamrock Shake?"

2. "Oh, there's Mayor McCheese! Excuse me, I've got some bowin' to do."

3. "The new McChelle Shake features the bitter aftertaste of long-held grievances."

4. "Nah, I'm lactose intolerant. This whole damn thing is filled with special sauce."

5. "See, if you're the president and you ask for an arugula shake... they'll make it for you."

Best of The Watcher
I wonder if his ears flap when he does that.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Wapner in ten minutes... definitely."

Best of Vinney
"I'm sorry Mr. Obama, we looked at your resume and you are only qualified to work the Shake Machine."

Best of Unscrupulous
Gee wiz. It look like a doodle painted on that bridge. Ohh Ohhhhhhhhhhh. I get it! hehe.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Rahm! Rahm! Get in here! I just had an idea about how to suck up the oil!"

Best of JohnS1959
The President demonstrates his skill at sucking things dry...

Best of GregMan
M'chelle (of camera): "Don't blow through the straw, you idiot, suck on it! Pretend it's Frank Marshall Davis!"

22 comments:

metalgarth said...

mmmm.... kool aid.

Rodney Dill said...

BRAIN FREEZE

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Best Republican Campaign Poster Ever!
~ Obamalama SUX ~

-OR-

Nobel Prizewinner's Deep Thawtbubble - I simply asked that agent to get me a Happy Meal. WTF is he doing?? HEY! That SOB is stealing my fries!

The Watcher said...

I wonder if his ears flap when he does that.

dub said...

The One always removes his wedding band before entering the local Hooters.

Larry Sinclair said...

Told ya.

Rodney Dill said...

"Wapner in ten minutes... definitely."

Anonymous said...

"I'm sorry Mr. Obama, we looked at your resume and you are only qualified to work the Shake Machine."

Vinney

Unscrupulous said...

Gee wiz. It look like a doodle painted on that bridge. Ohh Ohhhhhhhhhhh. I get it! hehe.

Jack Reacher said...

"Rahm! Rahm! Get in here! I just had an idea about how to suck up the oil!"

Oiao said...

"Hey, check out my Monica imitation." "Eat your hart out Bill!"

mega said...

Obama decided to take the weekend off, after attending the Conference on Dying of Thirst.

Kaptain Krude said...

"See, Michelle, this is how you do it."

"That's about the *size* of it, all right."

Kaptain Krude said...

It's a continuing struggle to see which creates the bigger vacuum: Obama's mouth, or his policies.

JohnS1959 said...

Yes the treasury sounds just like this now...

JohnS1959 said...

The President demonstrates his skill at sucking things dry...

JohnS1959 said...

A subtle metaphor for the middle class in America...

molson said...

You can bet your sweet ass I can suck the white out of a vanilla shake.

GregMan said...

M'chelle (of camera): "Don't blow through the straw, you idiot, suck on it! Pretend it's Frank Marshall Davis!"

GregMan said...

It took them thirty years just to get the moron off his sippy cup.

GregMan said...

After his latest temper tantrum, the White House staff gets Barry to calm down by giving him a milkshake.

Mr. Right said...

"Okay, so I was wrong! I CAN suck it up with a straw!"