1. "Hillary did *what* in my Shamrock Shake?"
2. "Oh, there's Mayor McCheese! Excuse me, I've got some bowin' to do."
3. "The new McChelle Shake features the bitter aftertaste of long-held grievances."
4. "Nah, I'm lactose intolerant. This whole damn thing is filled with special sauce."
5. "See, if you're the president and you ask for an arugula shake... they'll make it for you."
Best of The Watcher
I wonder if his ears flap when he does that.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Wapner in ten minutes... definitely."
Best of Vinney
"I'm sorry Mr. Obama, we looked at your resume and you are only qualified to work the Shake Machine."
Best of Unscrupulous
Gee wiz. It look like a doodle painted on that bridge. Ohh Ohhhhhhhhhhh. I get it! hehe.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Rahm! Rahm! Get in here! I just had an idea about how to suck up the oil!"
Best of JohnS1959
The President demonstrates his skill at sucking things dry...
Best of GregMan
M'chelle (of camera): "Don't blow through the straw, you idiot, suck on it! Pretend it's Frank Marshall Davis!"