1. AoM bats her eyebrows. "Why don't you try some of *my* free samples."
2. "You can keep your free samples and your hideous belly roll," huffed dub's gay uncle.
3. California's "Medicinal" Marijuana clinics are really getting competitive.
4. "It'th jutht banana bread," Barney Frank huffed. "I'm gonna regulate their thitty little thtand out of exithtence for falthe advertithing!"
5. Ricky was about to learn an important lesson about why you never make jerk off motions next to a "Free Samples" sign on Fire Island.
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Before Tatooine! Luke Skywalker... The Early Years!!!
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Go ahead and make fun of him. I'll bet $100 he's able to pick up more skanks than ANY of you.
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Julia's banana bread, approved by hunchbacks everywhere!
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Attention Dads... need something to worry about? This is a future son-in-law for someone's daughter.
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Who loves free samples and is a total douche? THIS GUY!
Threadwinner: mega
"Dude, check it! Been practicing this bow for four hours! Cool, huh? I'm going to be president someday! It's all about learning the skills."
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ORA: It's always a good time browsing through the Lebowski family photo album.
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Free samples? Hidden by the paper beneath the free samples letters was a glory hole. Some free sample.
Vinney
Before Tatooine! Luke Skywalker... The Early Years!!!
Go ahead and make fun of him. I'll bet $100 he's able to pick up more skanks than ANY of you.
I think I was batting my eyelashes at him. I don't recall ever batting my eyebrows at anyone.
What? You want to give me a piggyback ride back to your cabin?
Well, ok ...
When you're done with the banana bread, wanna play Mary Kay LeTourneau and Vili Fualaau?
Julia's banana bread, approved by hunchbacks everywhere!
i loves it when testicle tuesday comes early!
Toasted Dude: "Wow, babe, this sign is like a seashell. I can hear the surf when I put my ear up close!"
Girlfriend rolls eyes, points behind him and says, "Toby, the ocean is right over there."
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Attention Dads... need something to worry about? This is a future son-in-law for someone's daughter.
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In the 3rd world, scavenger hunts take on a whole new meaning.
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If Ralph hadn't posted this photo on Twitter, the starving players on Survivor Micronesia wouldn't have voted him off the island for cheating.
"Deposit free samples in front, deliveries in the rear..."
Billy would live to regret his choice of slogans.
Who loves free samples and is a total douche? THIS GUY!
"Dude, check it! Been practicing this bow for four hours! Cool, huh? I'm going to be president someday! It's all about learning the skills."
"It's a figure of speech, Dude; there's not literally a monkey on your back."
ORA: It's always a good time browsing through the Lebowski family photo album.
"See that congressman over there? Watch his face when I bend over."
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