Saturday, June 26, 2010

A Nubile Youth with Free Samples


1. AoM bats her eyebrows. "Why don't you try some of *my* free samples."

2. "You can keep your free samples and your hideous belly roll," huffed dub's gay uncle.

3. California's "Medicinal" Marijuana clinics are really getting competitive.

4. "It'th jutht banana bread," Barney Frank huffed. "I'm gonna regulate their thitty little thtand out of exithtence for falthe advertithing!"

5. Ricky was about to learn an important lesson about why you never make jerk off motions next to a "Free Samples" sign on Fire Island.

Best of sonicfrog
Before Tatooine! Luke Skywalker... The Early Years!!!

Best of Steve O
Go ahead and make fun of him. I'll bet $100 he's able to pick up more skanks than ANY of you.

Best of Tim
Julia's banana bread, approved by hunchbacks everywhere!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Attention Dads... need something to worry about? This is a future son-in-law for someone's daughter.

Best of Dactyl
Who loves free samples and is a total douche? THIS GUY!

Threadwinner: mega
"Dude, check it! Been practicing this bow for four hours! Cool, huh? I'm going to be president someday! It's all about learning the skills."

Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: It's always a good time browsing through the Lebowski family photo album.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Free samples? Hidden by the paper beneath the free samples letters was a glory hole. Some free sample.

Vinney

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Before Tatooine! Luke Skywalker... The Early Years!!!

Steve O said...

Go ahead and make fun of him. I'll bet $100 he's able to pick up more skanks than ANY of you.

Army of Mom said...

I think I was batting my eyelashes at him. I don't recall ever batting my eyebrows at anyone.

Army of Mom said...

What? You want to give me a piggyback ride back to your cabin?

Well, ok ...

Army of Mom said...

When you're done with the banana bread, wanna play Mary Kay LeTourneau and Vili Fualaau?

Tim said...

Julia's banana bread, approved by hunchbacks everywhere!

Tim said...

i loves it when testicle tuesday comes early!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Toasted Dude: "Wow, babe, this sign is like a seashell. I can hear the surf when I put my ear up close!"
Girlfriend rolls eyes, points behind him and says, "Toby, the ocean is right over there."

-OR-

Attention Dads... need something to worry about? This is a future son-in-law for someone's daughter.

-OR-

In the 3rd world, scavenger hunts take on a whole new meaning.

-OR-

If Ralph hadn't posted this photo on Twitter, the starving players on Survivor Micronesia wouldn't have voted him off the island for cheating.

Submariner said...

"Deposit free samples in front, deliveries in the rear..."

Billy would live to regret his choice of slogans.

Dactyl said...

Who loves free samples and is a total douche? THIS GUY!

mega said...

"Dude, check it! Been practicing this bow for four hours! Cool, huh? I'm going to be president someday! It's all about learning the skills."

Jack Reacher said...

"It's a figure of speech, Dude; there's not literally a monkey on your back."

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: It's always a good time browsing through the Lebowski family photo album.

Jack Reacher said...

"See that congressman over there? Watch his face when I bend over."