Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Now we know how that nice couple from the other weekend turned out

Sigmund Freudian


1. "Hey, David Brooks! Check out this pants crease!"

2. "Ha! Ha!" Obama cackled. "In that get up, they will never waddle away from their ass-kicking in time."

3. "Don't you dare smile and destroy my perfectly goth and androgynous Prom Night!"

4. Shamed and humiliated, the BP executives report for their ass-kicking

5. In 2005, Microsoft's revised its dress code to inspire creativity. Vista was designed in retribution.

Best of Adriane
Addams Family Reunion ... Sven & Igmar Addams to be precise ...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The BP execs appear before Congress to explain why they're having difficulty plugging an oil well shaft.

Best of Vnney
With the economy in a shambles, sharing pants is gaining acceptability.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Son, the phrase "kicking more ass than a one-legged man in a three-legged race" is just an expression. Peggy, that boy just ain't right.

Best of Spin
Abercrombie & Fitch step into the world of Haute Couture with fabulous results.

Best of mega
With the recent LGF break of the doctored al-Reuters photos showing cropped-out knives, the two remaining LGF commenters felt comfotable coming out into public once again, though only briefly.

Best of Rodney Dill
Ted and Carl went to great lengths to prove they just didn't put their pants on one leg at a time like everyone else.

Best of Silhouette
Don't get your hopes high that Helen Thomas' replacement will be any saner.

Threadwinner: molson
The pilot show for "So You Think You Can Dress Yourself" totally bombed in the ratings.

Best of Dactyl
Nobody really believed that Reldak and Taaantry were really "from France" as they claimed, but everybody went along with it to avoid any INS entanglements.

Best of dadoctah
A stunt like this is just *asking* to get the senior prom cancelled.

Best of Submariner
The pilot for "One and a Half 'Tards" was not met with much enthusiasm, even at Bravo!

Best of Matt the K
Something tells me these aren't the first balls on the chest these guys have gotten.

32 comments:

Adriane said...

Addams Family Reunion ... Sven & Igmar Addams to be precise ...

dadoctah said...

Zager & Evans: back together again!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The BP execs appear before Congress to explain why they're having difficulty plugging an oil well shaft.

-OR-

Following humiliating defeats in the 2010 elections, two of many ex-incumbent pols appear dejected and disillusioned as they realize the gravy train departed without them.


WordVerify: silyperi - when wet

mega said...

Rumor of the death of Michelle Obama's clothing designer have been greatly exaggerated.

Anonymous said...

With the economy in a shambles, sharing pants is gaining acceptability.

Vinney

Kaptain Krude said...

Ah, the Chris Matthews: a thrill running up the leg.

Only, without the thrill.

Kaptain Krude said...

Son, the phrase "kicking more ass than a one-legged man in a three-legged race" is just an expression. Peggy, that boy just ain't right.

Spin said...

Abercrombie & Fitch step into the world of Haute Couture with fabulous results.

VW=polium not in my lifetime.

dadoctah said...

Oh, sure. *This* they let through airport security!

mega said...

With the recent LGF break of the doctored al-Reuters photos showing cropped-out knives, the two remaining LGF commenters felt comfotable coming out into public once again, though only briefly.

Rodney Dill said...

Ted and Carl went to great lengths to prove they just didn't put their pants on one leg at a time like everyone else.

Rodney Dill said...

"Next time shave your legs Earl."

Rodney Dill said...

The last two members of the Boy George Fan Club

Submariner said...

Rahm and an unnamed aide unveil the new White House uniform...

Submariner said...

Hay-foot, straw-foot, cowflop-foot.
Hay-foot, straw-foot, cowflop-foot.

Submariner said...

We told Vera Wang we wouldn't wear this suit, and that bully bi-yotch punched our lights out!

Submariner said...

Typical libs walk in lock step with the official DNC position...

Silhouette said...

Don't get your hopes high that Helen Thomas' replacement will be any saner.

molson said...

White socks? Are you fooking kidding me? Is this gym class or is the freak show I came to see?

molson said...

The pilot show for "So You Think You Can Dress Yourself" totally bombed in the ratings.

Jack Reacher said...

Looks like it's time to hear from some Elena Kagen supporters

Jack Reacher said...

I'd like to meet the guys who designed the Pontiac Aztec. Huh? Ah, scratch that wish.

Jack Reacher said...

Given their choice of marriage counselors, it was inevitable that the Gores would choose to separate.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"We are from the planet Pleezkikarass."

Dactyl said...

Nobody really believed that Reldak and Taaantry were really "from France" as they claimed, but everybody went along with it to avoid any INS entanglements.

dadoctah said...

A stunt like this is just *asking* to get the senior prom cancelled.

Submariner said...

The pilot for "One and a Half 'Tards" was not met with much enthusiasm, even at Bravo!

Submariner said...

Our brother was our father, but it didn't hurt us none...

Chevy Rose said...

I can't help it,just looking at those caps, "Tricky Dicks" come to mind.

Matt the Kostume said...

Which came first, the heroin addiction, or the ridiculous clothes?

Matt the K said...

Something tells me these aren't the first balls on the chest these guys have gotten.

Best Off said...

Greenday arrives for the opening of their opera.