1. And at the end of the meeting of South Carolina Democrats, they decided to nominate Alvin Greene.
2. A new scandal headache for the Obama administration as Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner is photographed eating lunch with the Sicilian Mafia.
3. Ah, the essence of the Democrat party... Mobsters and illegal immigrants raising a toast to a crybaby.
4. NAMBLA members find a new meeting place after being banned from Chuck-E-Cheese.
5. "Yeah, we vomit on our plates and then pass around a urine sample. An odd and pointless ritual, admittedly..."
Best of Tim
Gypsies like to nominate their Kings at a very young age to avoid pointless dance off wars in the future.
Best of Vinney
The chateaubriand was exquisite. The truffles salad was to die for. Little did these patrons know they would be on Guy Fieri's "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives".
Best of dadoctah
"*Tea* party? Screw that!"
Best of GregMan
"It's strictly business, Timmy. Nothing personal."
Best of GregMan
"Thanks for paying for our health care for the rest of your life, Timmy. Hope you never plan on needing any yourself."
Best of molson
Don't worry. It will be just like stealing beer from a baby. Let me demonstrate.
Best of mega
Those Obama staffer beerfests look a LOT less hip once you dump the wide angle lens and go in tight.
Best of Jack Reacher
The EADS/Airbus bidding process looks above-board to me, yes sir.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ed Asner's Toast - Look how far I've sunk since ticking off Mary Tyler Moore. Used to be I could get a primo seat at Spago's. Can hemorrhoid ads be far behind, no pun intended?
Best of mega
"A toast to Hussein, after thirty years of patient waiting. Ah, we were young, so young when it all started. It is time to activate the Manchurian, is it not, my dear friends?"
Best of Submariner
So's I tricked Roger with the never fails "shave and a haircut" knock and dipped him up to his ears. "Lucky foot" my a$$.
Best of mpur
After the beer pong photo was released, white house staffers kept their partying decidedly more low-key.
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..and if we sit here long enough maybe Obama will come by to stare into our eyes!
Obama holds a beer summit with Hamas.
Gypsies like to nominate their Kings at a very young age to avoid pointless dance off wars in the future.
Things were progressing in Bosnia, With a line around the block to get in, they finally opened an Olive Garden.
Vinney
The chateaubriand was exquisite. The truffles salad was to die for. Little did these patrons know they would be on Guy Fieri's "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives".
Vinney
"*Tea* party? Screw that!"
"It's strictly business, Timmy. Nothing personal."
The Barzini family raises a toast to the only person they've ever found who is less qualified to be President than Obama.
"Thanks for paying for our health care for the rest of your life, Timmy. Hope you never plan on needing any yourself."
Don't worry. It will be just like stealing beer from a baby. Let me demonstrate.
Those Obama staffer beerfests look a LOT less hip once you dump the wide angle lens and go in tight.
Axelrod was a pro at breaking the ice at focus groups.
"And so Rahm says to me...Sorry, more beer, Timmy?...anyway, Rahm says..."
"So we're agreed; If an intellectual lightweight with no published scholarly work can be president, the Supreme Court is a no-brainer. Here's to Kagan. Someone get the kid a lemonade for the toast."
The EADS/Airbus bidding process looks above-board to me, yes sir.
The Travellers take a time out from defrauding homeowners to celebrate the diddycoy's coming of age. Pairing the little tyke up with a barren old crone was a traditional practical joke elders play on parents who haven't met their quota of rip offs.
Ed Asner's Toast - Look how far I've sunk since ticking off Mary Tyler Moore. Used to be I could get a primo seat at Spago's. Can hemorrhoid ads be far behind, no pun intended?
"A toast to Hussein, after thirty years of patient waiting. Ah, we were young, so young when it all started. It is time to activate the Manchurian, is it not, my dear friends?"
To Hussein; PROST!
So's I tricked Roger with the never fails "shave and a haircut" knock and dipped him up to his ears. "Lucky foot" my a$$.
"So it's agreed. We'll put a horse head in Chistie's bed with a note saying, increase pensions for New Jersey teachers by 20 % or else."
that's Christie
Flyers' fans console themselves.
"The leetle boy, the leetle boy, how much for?? I trade ox piss for leetle boy!"
After the beer pong photo was released, white house staffers kept their partying decidedly more low-key.
"...and den his holiness, da Dolly Llama says ta me; 'Gunga-gunga-ga-lunga' just b'fore I escorts him out da White House's back door an' past da One's trash heaps to his waitin' Hyundai."
Denny's, as imagined by Arizona governor Jan Brewer.
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