1. No worries. Aunt Lurlene gets drunk and does this at every wedding... and funeral... and bar mitzvah...
2. Oh, Mom. You'll do anything to get a generic caption.
3. Eccentrica Gallumbits... the middle aged years.
4. Although not as celebrated as the Folsom Street Fair, San Francisco's Annual Diaphragm Festival is an important part of the local cultural tapestry.
5. Once the divorce is final, prepare to meet a Whole New Tipper Gore!
Best of Vinney
The Susan J. Koman Race for the Cure takes on a new approach.
Best of Submariner
Aaarrrgh, matey - I be a smelly pirate hooker. Show me how well ya use yer peg leg...
Best of prince of leaves
Facing a decline in membership, the Unarians decide to spice up their ceremonies.
Best of Mr. Hankey
There just hasn't been enough Drew Barrymore in the news lately.
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Jeannie C Riley did this song better.
The Susan J. Koman Race for the Cure takes on a new approach.
Vinney
Why are the prudes at the FCC salivating? Because the American Idol contestant is one pelvic thrust away from a punitive wardrobe malfunction.
WordVerify: kauddcar - at the circus, the unanswered question is... how many kaudds can you fit in one?
In this case, GOLDEN showers brought May flowers...
The ultimate outcome of letting your 9 year old wear a purple leotard with glitter wings to Johnny Weir Middle School for dress-up day.
Aaarrrgh, matey - I be a smelly pirate hooker. Show me how well ya use yer peg leg...
Sorry, dub, but if you make comments about my weight you're ALways gonna get a bust in the mouth. Now get up.
Facing a decline in membership, the Unarians decide to spice up their ceremonies.
To date, Al Bundy's sent in 49,281 postcards to the Big'Uns Lap Dance of the Month drawings, the only contest where the winners get the booby prize.
WordVerify: hatskab - a proven dermatological condition caused when wiggers wear hats backwards.
No Clem. We ain't gonna need the duct tape. A large pizza with extra cheese will be enough to get her in the truck.
There just hasn't been enough Drew Barrymore in the news lately.
Here, Sally should be able to plug the damn hole.
She's hard of hearing, so whatever you do, DON'T ask her to show you her 'tats.'
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