1. Well, there's an old queen, so do I go for the Andrew Sullivan joke, or the more obscure Jeffrey reference?
2. "Kneeling in front of an old queen, long white thing shoved in my face... it's like English boarding school all over again."
3. These things become increasingly hazardous as the Parkinson's sets in.
4. "So, your majesty... that LaRouche fella tells me I can score some primo heroin from you."
5. "Yes, Pat, We know this would be 'much cooler' with a light saber, but we don't a light saber, so would you kindly STFU about it."
Best of Submariner
Didn't realize the Queen was a Jihadi, but I admire her diligence in practice...
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Queen Elizabeth settled the "Kirk vs. Picard" debate the only way she knew how, by brutally killing Patrick Stewart.
Best of GregMan
"Now take me the way only a Starfleet Captain can, you magnificant bald hairless bastard!"
Best of Submariner
Patrick; for the last time - How many lights?
Best of curly
“Now go out there and trash Americans, conservatives, heterosexuals and Christians, just like Sir Paul McCartney and Dame Elton John.”
Best of Jay Guevara
Liz thought bubble: "Practice my stroke a few more times, than bring in that Indonesian imbecile. iPod full of his speeches, indeed!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The last thing a dumbfounded Patrick Stewart heard besides the blade?
"There can be only one!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"THERE! ARE! FOUR! KNIGHTS!"
Best of prince of leaves
Liz' thought bubble: "Oh rats, I always forget...the left hand goes on top!" [flip] [slash] [bounce bounce bounce]
Best of metalgarth
Henceforth you shall be known as 'Darth Cueball'
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"...and in recognition of the enjoyment you have brought the Empire through your hilarious recurring role in the animated series 'American Dad'...."
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That carpet is so last year.
"Pat, while I have the Wilkenson out, do you want a shave, too"?
Vinney
Didn't realize the Queen was a Jihadi, but I admire her diligence in practice...
If'n she was dubbing Sir Dub, he wouldn't be able to resist a comment on her spare tire, then she wouldn't be able to resist a horizontal swipe.
As the Queen raised the sword to finish Knighting Patrick, M'Chel Obama charged her, phaser set on "Liquidate," and screaming "I'll save you Captain; DON'T MOVE!"
No one had the heart to tell Her Majesty that she wasn't really the Galactic Empress.
Queen Elizabeth settled the "Kirk vs. Picard" debate the only way she knew how, by brutally killing Patrick Stewart.
"Now take me the way only a Starfleet Captain can, you magnificant bald hairless bastard!"
Attention. Attention, everyone. All you in the audience should go to your homes now. Your countries need you, but the world will be safe, thanks to a brilliant actor named Patrick Stewart.
Patrick; for the last time - How many lights?
"So, Q, up to your old tricks yet again?"
Professor X vs the White Queen. Ur doin it rong.
“Now go out there and trash Americans, conservatives, heterosexuals and Christians, just like Sir Paul McCartney and Dame Elton John.”
Once a queen, always a queen, but once a (k)night is enough.
Liz thought bubble: "Practice my stroke a few more times, than bring in that Indonesian imbecile. iPod full of his speeches, indeed!"
(Her Madge's thought bubble): "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
Since we're apparently never going to get that oil leak stopped, might as well kill some time reenacting archaic rituals.
Just this one time, Elizabeth decided to use the damn thing for real. Fortunately, the carpets were ready for it.
In some moonbat states, locals are allowed by the country sheikh to perform their own "convert or die" ceremonies.
It only a took a few hours for the picture to go viral. After that, the Queen was suspended indefinitely from all school grounds as the zero tolerance policies kicked in ...
Shared Thawtballoon - "You look vaguely familiar... OH MY GOD!... East Kentwhistle Ale & Inn, June 1960... that was YOU?!"
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Hell Hath No Fury
Following a shared thawtbubble, what was the last thing a dumbfounded Patrick Stewart heard besides the blade?
"There can be only one!"
Patrick thought bubble: "Hmm...I wonder if her curtains match the carpet"
"THERE! ARE! FOUR! KNIGHTS!"
"Bonk Bonk! On the head!"
So that's how that Xavier fella got wheelchair bound?
"Achoo!"
Futurama's casting director is getting a little long in the tooth, don't you think?
Liz' thought bubble: "Oh rats, I always forget...the left hand goes on top!" [flip] [slash] [bounce bounce bounce]
Liz' thought bubble: "Kebab is so expensive these days...even I have to make it myself!"
"Picard, you will now reveal the location of your counselor's inflatable rubber cowboy...or die!"
The Queen slips on the carpet and performs the first Royal Bris in English history.
Well it's back to the collective for you.
I guess its better than another episode of Star Trek where some weird energy field being tries to take over the ship.
Henceforth you shall be known as 'Darth Cueball'
"We especially enjoyed your performance as the treasonous Duke of Suffolk in 'Lady Jane'. NOT." [slash] [thump thump thump]
Not a pair to be found in the entire picture.
wv = nailyz: You can't make these wv's up!!!
"...and in recognition of the enjoyment you have brought the Empire through your hilarious recurring role in the animated series 'American Dad'...."
Well she ain't green, but she'll do.
ORA:
“Arise, Sir Loin of Beef!”
“Arise, Earl of Cloves!”
“Arise, Duke of Brittingham!”
“Arise, Baron of Münchhausen!”
“Arise, Essence of Myrrh!”
“Milk of Magnesia”
“Quarter of Ten…”
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