Monday, June 14, 2010

Love You Long Time

Sondra K

1. "Two dozen Hong Kong transvestite hookers should make me forget about tipper."

2. "You guys butchered a Tibetan dissident in my honor? Why thank you!"

3. Al Gore was disappointed to discover that Panda Express did not serve actual panda meat.

4. Al Gore pauses to pose under the Chinese characters for 'Big Wiener.'

5. An hour had gone by since Al Gore gave his speech and darned if he didn't feel like bloviating again.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"I am just standing here waiting for some college student to ask me if I support Obama's policies...just waiting!!

Best of Submariner
Bitter? What do I have to be bitter about? That imbecile, illiterate Eli stealing MY Presidency from me and ruining my marriage to the only woman that will have me? No, I'm not in the least bitter.

Best of Submariner
Communist thought bubbles look different than American ones!

Best of Rodney Dill
This is not the droid you are looking for.

Best of Jay Guevara
Thought bubble: "How come all the Chinese guys doubled up laughing when the logo was revealed?"

Best of Steve O
Low on Carbon. High on Methane.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Funny, me and Tipp grow apart, but Bill couldn't scrape that carbuncle-like barnacle he married off if he dipped his ass in acid and used a bulldozer.

Best of molson
I wonder what my next scam will be?

Best of GregMan
Al Gore's "O-face" was about what Laurie David expected.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Tipper? I don't even know her."

Best of Jay Guevara
Thought bubble: "Boy, are these guys inscrutable."

28 comments:

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"I am just standing here waiting for some college student to ask me if I support Obama's policies...just waiting!!


WV: exhot

Submariner said...

That Madam Tussaud's a genius in wax artistry! SO much more life-like than the original!

Submariner said...

When Tipper was ok with the man, I thought I was home safe with the bear and the pig... Who knew she was Jewish?

Submariner said...

Low carbon? I think this is a picture of an "Oxygen Free Zone."

Submariner said...

My speech is done. Have a skycap bring the baby blue Gulfstream iX up to the convention center east exit, and clear the road to the interstate.

Submariner said...

Bitter? What do I have to be bitter about? That imbecile, illiterate Eli stealing MY Presidency from me and ruining my marriage to the only woman that will have me? No, I'm not in the least bitter.

Submariner said...

Oh no you dint!

Anonymous said...

Little did Al know but the loose translation of Low Carbon in Mandarin is "Horseshit".

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Little did Al know but the loose translation of Low Carbon in Mandarin is "Horseshit".

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Stand back, folks! His globe is warming!

Submariner said...

Communist thought bubbles look different than American ones!




v word - menta - one 'ell' short of a Blogger political observation.

Rodney Dill said...

This is not the droid you are looking for.

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "How come all the Chinese guys doubled up laughing when the logo was revealed?"

Steve O said...

Low on Carbon. High on Methane.

Steve O said...

Somehow, the WAX figure (shown here) seems more animated than the real thing.

Anonymous said...

"A little eye liner, a little lipstick, some blusher. I am ready to reenter the dating scene!"

prince of leaves said...

Al may have dramatically lowered his carbon footprint in the past few years, but as he aged his botox footprint increased dramatically.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Now that I think about it, I DID invent the Great Wall in China!

-OR-

Funny, me and Tipp grow apart, but Bill couldn't scrape that carbuncle-like barnacle he married off if he dipped his ass in acid and used a bulldozer.

molson said...

I wonder what my next scam will be?

GregMan said...

"Me rove Laurie David rong time."

GregMan said...

Al Gore's "O-face" was about what Laurie David expected.

GregMan said...

Low carbon? Low I.Q. is more like it.

Mr Hankey said...

Al's new picture on Match.com puts him in a new light.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Good times, Good times
Albert pauses to reflect on missed opportunities... like the day he caught Clinton and Monica in the Oval Porn Room and turned down Bill's invite to a threesome because he was faithful.

Rodney Dill said...

"Tipper? I don't even know her."

Submariner said...

V. forget to say so earlier but I put your #5 in the running for the Best of 2010.

(Made me waste a mouthful of Gevalia Dark Roast all over my monitor and keyboard, dammit.)

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "Boy, are these guys inscrutable."

Jay Guevara said...

Carbon-neutral, single, and ready to mingle.