Monday, June 28, 2010

Let Me Be Frank with you

Many, many monors.

1 "So anyway, this nubile youth was handing out free samples or something and so I asked him how he'd like to be the Vice President of Fannie Mae..."

2. "Did you ever get turned on when those nubile rednecks on Hee Haw used to hike up their trousers and dance like this?"

3. "Does this mall have the best glory holes in the DC area or what?"

4. "Robert Byrd? What are you doing here? And why are you telling me to walk toward the light?"

5. "What do you mean I'm a day early?"

Best of dadoctah
Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer have really let themselves go.

Best of Jack Reacher
"It's like a samurai sword, Chris; If I pull it out, I have to use it."

Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm just saying, that Tony Hayward sure has a purty mouth."

Best of GregMan
Bawney: "Ahhh, nothing feels better than taking a good, steaming dump on the U.S. Constitution!"

Best of Jay Guevara
"Damn, Chris, you give great head."

Best of Army of Dad
Congressman Frank tries to channel his inner gangsta while tell Senator Dodd "Sometimes you just gotta choke a twink!"

30 comments:

blue said...

"Sometimes you serve your country by bending over and taking it form the president"

Anonymous said...

For Barney Frank, the Finance Reform Bill was just another drop trou moment in American politics.

Vinney

Silhouette said...

"Here, let me show you my special way of flipping a bird."

dadoctah said...

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer have really let themselves go.

Jack Reacher said...

"It's like a samurai sword, Chris; If I pull it out, I have to use it."

Jack Reacher said...

"Sorry, Chris, when you said we were going to fuck the taxpayers, I took you literally..."

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "Two fellers are peeing off the side of a bridge, on of them from Arkansas, one from Missouri..."

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm just saying, that Tony Hayward sure has a purty mouth."

GregMan said...

"...and that, Senator Dodd, is how you f*ck Amerikkka!"

GregMan said...

"I wish I knew how to quit you, Bawney."

GregMan said...

Bawney: "Ahhh, nothing feels better than taking a good, steaming dump on the U.S. Constitution!"

JohnS1959 said...

It's called the Congressional Two Step and it goes like this...

dadoctah said...

Show of hands: how many here miss the days of the baggy-pants burlesque comics?

jj said...

Chris, I gwad you came with me today instead of Nancy...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Barney was all smiles as they slipped out the side door of the National Archives, but Chris was afraid someone had seen them wiping their asses with the Constitution.

Highlander said...

"You took a check!?. Jeewuz Quiss! I don't take anything but gold since the meltdown. Sure my pants keep fawin' down, but I juss say I'm on a diewit. Wooks evwey time."

Jay Guevara said...

"Damn, Chris, you give great head."

Matt the K said...

"Ah, fresh from Senator Craig's office, I see."

JohnS1959 said...

"Seriously though, you have to watch out for that guy", cautioned the Congressman, "they don't call him Vice President Bite Me for nothing you know".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Scottie Bwown may be in the powket of bankurhs, but he just sunk 2 bawls in mine! I'll be waddlwing like a duck for days aftuhr that "session"!

-OR-

Know why Scottie Bwown likes the nickname - Awchitect of the Next Depwession? Most of us just suckle on the pubwic teat. He's gonna cornhole evewyone!

Submariner said...

Pawdun me whiwe I whips dis out...

Submariner said...

Wehw! That was a weahw page tuhwnawh of a session, eh Chwiss?

Army of Dad said...

I guess we know where Barney Frank was when his laxative kicked in.

Army of Dad said...

Congressman Frank tries to channel his inner gangsta while tell Senator Dodd "Sometimes you just gotta choke a twink!"

Army of Dad said...

Every finance law they write has at least one glory loophole.

robert said...

So, Chris - how does the taxpayer sandwich compare to your and Teddy's waitress sandwich?

I am cornholio!

mega said...

"I bought it at Today's Man...and I'm not glad I did."

blue said...

"Want to put a wiener in my buns?" asked Barney

Steve O said...

Hey, I can't say no to "Free Samples!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

I always enjoy a visit from the wiener mobile....