Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Just Sayin'

K the P


Best of GregMan
Following up on that Picard riff... "There... are... SIX... clowns!"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Oh, we're off to see the wizard...and I'm going to get a brain!"

Best of Adriane
Oh Wee Oh. Yo, Oh!
Oh Wee Oh. Yo, Oh!

Best of dadoctah
"Anyway, thanks for coming. And if we ever *do* add McArugula to the menu we'll be sure and let you know."

Best of Submariner
I see that the quality of lunch Barry buys for world leaders is right on par with his gifts of state...

Best of molson
ICP on tour.

Best of JohnS1959
"Bye bye" said Ronald, "and thanks for all those extra workers cying to work for minuimum wage!"

Best of dadoctah
The choices for state dinners dwindle down to a precious few if you insist on picking a place with a ball pit.

Best of Jay Guevara
Ronald McDonald waving goodbye: "Sorry, we don't have a job for you now, but come back when you've got some experience. Oh, and you in the front, next time bring your birth certificate too."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Timmy, I said we've got to show the public we're cutting back on White House expenses, but McDonalds HAMBURGERS for the delegation from INDIA?? What the hell were you thinking? Geithner mumbles: Fine... maybe next time I'll trap and serve all the rats scurrying around here, your majesty.

Best of Dactyl
Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to raise your taxes empower despots crush your dreams alienate our allies skyrocket energy prices destroy entrepreneurialism create a state-run media kowtow to labor unions and fuck Israel over we go...

Best of Rodney Dill
Two obese parties
special laws
legal sleaze
potus minions
and a wannabe lead dunce

Best of Capt. Queeg
"OK, thanks for stopping in. The opening for Mayor McCheese has already been filled, but we'll keep your resume on file."

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who's the real clown?

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

"Merry Christmas... Happy Hanukkah... kiss his ass... kiss your ass... kiss my ass...."

Anonymous said...

"If any of you tell Michelle we went to McDonalds for lunch, I'll kick your ass."

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Home of the Whopper?

dub said...

Despite the need to be professional around Barry, Ronald cant help but to wind up to smack dat ass.

GregMan said...

Why does this picture remind me of that circus act where all the clowns get out of the tiny little car?

GregMan said...

Following up on that Picard riff...

"There... are... SIX... clowns!"

GregMan said...

I see today's meeting of the Young Communist League has broken up...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Oh, we're off to see the wizard...and I'm going to get a brain!"

Adriane said...

Oh Wee Oh. Yo, Oh!
Oh Wee Oh. Yo, Oh!

Submariner said...

The Pied Piper of Socialism leads the kids back from lunch.

Submariner said...

Barry finds out he didn't bring enough muscle to pick up M'Chel's lunch.

dadoctah said...

"Anyway, thanks for coming. And if we ever *do* add McArugula to the menu we'll be sure and let you know."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

I see that the quality of lunch Barry buys for world leaders is right on par with his gifts of state...

Submariner said...

Dissappointed to find that McDonald's is still serving Happy Meals, The One assembles a crack team to depress the US economy a bit further.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Obama and his entourage are seen here stolling into the Rose Garden to announce the appointment of the new Fast Food Czar.

molson said...

ICP on tour.

JohnS1959 said...

"Um, ahh, I know" said Mr. Obama, "but it was either him or one of those ah, err, um - BP executives"

molson said...

Get that poser out of there.

JohnS1959 said...

Now that is the way to run a party! Notice how the DNC falls in line behind their president?

molson said...

More proof that Gingers are hell bent on world domination.

JohnS1959 said...

"Bye bye" said Ronald, "and thanks for all those extra workers cying to work for minuimum wage!"

JohnS1959 said...

"What a dweeb" muttered Ronald as the Preseident's party left, "give me a whopper and a frosty my happy... At least Clinton knew how to order".

Jack Reacher said...

In related news, the Secret Service apprehended a man in a large-headed king costume on the White House grounds today.

dadoctah said...

The choices for state dinners dwindle down to a precious few if you insist on picking a place with a ball pit.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

... And sadly, when evaluating on on-the-job performance, it's the guy in the back who has the best record by a mile.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Dammit, even the CLOWNS think we're a pack of clowns! Let's get the Hell outta here!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Tears of shame mixed with tears of rage as the administration was laughed out of the McDonald's by the members of a fourth-grade birthday party who just refused to buy "been on it from day one."

Jay Guevara said...

Ronald McDonald waving goodbye: "Sorry, we don't have a job for you now, but come back when you've got some experience.

Oh, and you in the front, next time bring your birth certificate too."

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama plays Follow The Leader with his staff through the Clinton garden.

Mr. Hankey said...

Temptation Island has a new cast---and new temptations.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama whispers: Okay, we're nearing the portico... you'd better steer me towards the damned door this time so I don't look like such a clown!"

-OR-

David Attenborough whispers: Lemming migrations are surprisingly orderly events. Notice how they blithely and obliviously march toward the next precipice."

-OR-

POTUS PSA: I've just named a highly respected icon to oversee FDA food inspections! Not only will your vittles be safer than evuh America, groceries will now be required to offer drive-thru service!

-OR-

Guess which one picked today's chef for the Rose Garden picnic?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Timmy, I said we've got to show the public we're cutting back on White House expenses, but McDonalds HAMBURGERS for the delegation from INDIA?? What the hell were you thinking?
Geithner mumbles: Fine... maybe next time I'll trap and serve all the rats scurrying around here, your majesty.

dadoctah said...

And now, the Dream Team from Battle of the Network Stars 2010: Urkel, Monk, one of the sisters from Family Ties, Farmer Hoggett from the movie Babe, and Mrs Garrett from Facts of Life!

Submariner said...

"Bye! Come back soon when you can't stay as long..."

Dactyl said...

Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to raise your taxes empower despots crush your dreams alienate our allies skyrocket energy prices destroy entrepreneurialism create a state-run media kowtow to labor unions and fuck Israel over we go...

Kaptain Krude said...

Snow White groaned, "Oh no! I traded seven dwarfs with different names for six mental dwarfs with one name! Oh well, at least I only have to remember the name..." (out loud) "Dopey! Glad to see you!"

Submariner said...

Bailout Burger, Deficit McMuffin, Oil Spill Fries, Fannie Mae McShake Ups...
Why doesn't Obamalama appear too happy that the franchise-meister has renamed his menu according to current administration policies?

Submariner said...

Pad that resume a bit and next try you might be qualified for fries cook, Mr. President...

Submariner said...

Hil recommends "eating at the Y," and Bubba raved about THIS place. That's the LAST freakin' time I take a recommendation on dining location from a Clinton...

Submariner said...

One can only hope he's leading them to a tour of the Soylent Green plant...

Submariner said...

"...and until you, uh, come up with a, uh, successful strategy to, um, get me out of my marriage, this is all you'll, um, get to eat."
"Who just, um, cheered back there?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I think that went very well. Since McDonald's fish filets already taste oily, we'll let them buy up everything the Louisiana fishermen can catch. You know the FDA food safety inspectors will rubberstamp it. It's a win-win.

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes I would like that tax bill supersized."

Rodney Dill said...

"You want lies widdat?"

Rodney Dill said...

Two obese parties
special laws
legal sleaze
potus minions
and a wannabe lead dunce

JohnS1959 said...

Political Awareness Daily Quiz Answer Key:

Check your answers if you are playing at home:

Question 1) How many capitalists can be seen in this picture? Answer: 1

Question 2) How many clowns can be seen in this picture? Answer: 7

Results Key:

2 correct - you have a keen grasp of politics

1 correct - blue dog

0 correct - loyal party member

Passionate Conservative said...

The Shriners are in town.

Capt. Queeg said...

"OK, thanks for stopping in. The opening for Mayor McCheese has already been filled, but we'll keep your resume on file."

Submariner said...

Sully found himself somehow pleased with the search engine results for "Obama Pulling A Train"

Submariner said...

Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk,
Marty World is closed for repairs, but Marty invites you to come back in two weeks...