Best of GregMan
Following up on that Picard riff... "There... are... SIX... clowns!"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Oh, we're off to see the wizard...and I'm going to get a brain!"
Best of Adriane
Oh Wee Oh. Yo, Oh!
Oh Wee Oh. Yo, Oh!
Best of dadoctah
"Anyway, thanks for coming. And if we ever *do* add McArugula to the menu we'll be sure and let you know."
Best of Submariner
I see that the quality of lunch Barry buys for world leaders is right on par with his gifts of state...
Best of molson
ICP on tour.
Best of JohnS1959
"Bye bye" said Ronald, "and thanks for all those extra workers cying to work for minuimum wage!"
Best of dadoctah
The choices for state dinners dwindle down to a precious few if you insist on picking a place with a ball pit.
Best of Jay Guevara
Ronald McDonald waving goodbye: "Sorry, we don't have a job for you now, but come back when you've got some experience. Oh, and you in the front, next time bring your birth certificate too."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Timmy, I said we've got to show the public we're cutting back on White House expenses, but McDonalds HAMBURGERS for the delegation from INDIA?? What the hell were you thinking? Geithner mumbles: Fine... maybe next time I'll trap and serve all the rats scurrying around here, your majesty.
Best of Dactyl
Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to raise your taxes empower despots crush your dreams alienate our allies skyrocket energy prices destroy entrepreneurialism create a state-run media kowtow to labor unions and fuck Israel over we go...
Best of Rodney Dill
Two obese parties
special laws
legal sleaze
potus minions
and a wannabe lead dunce
Best of Capt. Queeg
"OK, thanks for stopping in. The opening for Mayor McCheese has already been filled, but we'll keep your resume on file."
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Who's the real clown?
Vinney
"Merry Christmas... Happy Hanukkah... kiss his ass... kiss your ass... kiss my ass...."
"If any of you tell Michelle we went to McDonalds for lunch, I'll kick your ass."
Vinney
Home of the Whopper?
Despite the need to be professional around Barry, Ronald cant help but to wind up to smack dat ass.
Why does this picture remind me of that circus act where all the clowns get out of the tiny little car?
Following up on that Picard riff...
"There... are... SIX... clowns!"
I see today's meeting of the Young Communist League has broken up...
"Oh, we're off to see the wizard...and I'm going to get a brain!"
Oh Wee Oh. Yo, Oh!
Oh Wee Oh. Yo, Oh!
The Pied Piper of Socialism leads the kids back from lunch.
Barry finds out he didn't bring enough muscle to pick up M'Chel's lunch.
"Anyway, thanks for coming. And if we ever *do* add McArugula to the menu we'll be sure and let you know."
I see that the quality of lunch Barry buys for world leaders is right on par with his gifts of state...
Dissappointed to find that McDonald's is still serving Happy Meals, The One assembles a crack team to depress the US economy a bit further.
Mr. Obama and his entourage are seen here stolling into the Rose Garden to announce the appointment of the new Fast Food Czar.
ICP on tour.
"Um, ahh, I know" said Mr. Obama, "but it was either him or one of those ah, err, um - BP executives"
Get that poser out of there.
Now that is the way to run a party! Notice how the DNC falls in line behind their president?
More proof that Gingers are hell bent on world domination.
"Bye bye" said Ronald, "and thanks for all those extra workers cying to work for minuimum wage!"
"What a dweeb" muttered Ronald as the Preseident's party left, "give me a whopper and a frosty my happy... At least Clinton knew how to order".
In related news, the Secret Service apprehended a man in a large-headed king costume on the White House grounds today.
The choices for state dinners dwindle down to a precious few if you insist on picking a place with a ball pit.
... And sadly, when evaluating on on-the-job performance, it's the guy in the back who has the best record by a mile.
Dammit, even the CLOWNS think we're a pack of clowns! Let's get the Hell outta here!
Tears of shame mixed with tears of rage as the administration was laughed out of the McDonald's by the members of a fourth-grade birthday party who just refused to buy "been on it from day one."
Ronald McDonald waving goodbye: "Sorry, we don't have a job for you now, but come back when you've got some experience.
Oh, and you in the front, next time bring your birth certificate too."
Obama plays Follow The Leader with his staff through the Clinton garden.
Temptation Island has a new cast---and new temptations.
Obamalama whispers: Okay, we're nearing the portico... you'd better steer me towards the damned door this time so I don't look like such a clown!"
-OR-
David Attenborough whispers: Lemming migrations are surprisingly orderly events. Notice how they blithely and obliviously march toward the next precipice."
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POTUS PSA: I've just named a highly respected icon to oversee FDA food inspections! Not only will your vittles be safer than evuh America, groceries will now be required to offer drive-thru service!
-OR-
Guess which one picked today's chef for the Rose Garden picnic?
Timmy, I said we've got to show the public we're cutting back on White House expenses, but McDonalds HAMBURGERS for the delegation from INDIA?? What the hell were you thinking?
Geithner mumbles: Fine... maybe next time I'll trap and serve all the rats scurrying around here, your majesty.
And now, the Dream Team from Battle of the Network Stars 2010: Urkel, Monk, one of the sisters from Family Ties, Farmer Hoggett from the movie Babe, and Mrs Garrett from Facts of Life!
"Bye! Come back soon when you can't stay as long..."
Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to raise your taxes empower despots crush your dreams alienate our allies skyrocket energy prices destroy entrepreneurialism create a state-run media kowtow to labor unions and fuck Israel over we go...
Snow White groaned, "Oh no! I traded seven dwarfs with different names for six mental dwarfs with one name! Oh well, at least I only have to remember the name..." (out loud) "Dopey! Glad to see you!"
Bailout Burger, Deficit McMuffin, Oil Spill Fries, Fannie Mae McShake Ups...
Why doesn't Obamalama appear too happy that the franchise-meister has renamed his menu according to current administration policies?
Pad that resume a bit and next try you might be qualified for fries cook, Mr. President...
Hil recommends "eating at the Y," and Bubba raved about THIS place. That's the LAST freakin' time I take a recommendation on dining location from a Clinton...
One can only hope he's leading them to a tour of the Soylent Green plant...
"...and until you, uh, come up with a, uh, successful strategy to, um, get me out of my marriage, this is all you'll, um, get to eat."
"Who just, um, cheered back there?"
I think that went very well. Since McDonald's fish filets already taste oily, we'll let them buy up everything the Louisiana fishermen can catch. You know the FDA food safety inspectors will rubberstamp it. It's a win-win.
"Yes I would like that tax bill supersized."
"You want lies widdat?"
Two obese parties
special laws
legal sleaze
potus minions
and a wannabe lead dunce
Political Awareness Daily Quiz Answer Key:
Check your answers if you are playing at home:
Question 1) How many capitalists can be seen in this picture? Answer: 1
Question 2) How many clowns can be seen in this picture? Answer: 7
Results Key:
2 correct - you have a keen grasp of politics
1 correct - blue dog
0 correct - loyal party member
The Shriners are in town.
"OK, thanks for stopping in. The opening for Mayor McCheese has already been filled, but we'll keep your resume on file."
Sully found himself somehow pleased with the search engine results for "Obama Pulling A Train"
Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk,
Marty World is closed for repairs, but Marty invites you to come back in two weeks...
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