Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I Was Made For Dancin' All All All All Night Long


1. Obama's top aides take a break from the water pistol fights and shirtless beer pong to find yet another way to ignore the oil spill.

2. Gay tailgate parties: Another reason real men just don't dig the World Cup.

3. Bruce and Lance eschewed traditional wedding gowns; they were way beyond wearing white anyway.

4. The Marines were not happy when their dress uniforms were redesigned after Don't Ask Don't Tell was repealed. Well, most Marines weren't happy...

5. "Hey kids! We're from Greentastic! We're here to tell you why Going Green is awesome!" Stimulus-funded school Green Campaigns were a major factor in creating a generation of kids completely hostile to environmentalism.

Best of Double the U
Van der Sloot was photographed in Brazil before being arrested.

Best of Silhouette
Here's what you missed on Glee

Best of sonicfrog
... And you wonder why New York tried to ban "teh gays" from the St Patty's Day Parade.

Best of Jay Guevara
Come back, John Wayne. All is forgiven.

Best of Vinney
You don't want to get caught in this maelstrom as gay gangs openly flash their colors at Key West High.

Best of dub
Ricky would like to remind you that June is Prostate Exam Month.

Threadwinner: molson
This is my finger. This is my bum. One is for scratching. One is for fun.

Assistant Threadwinner: Matt the K
Green Bay blah blah blah fudge packers blah.

Best of Adriane
Upset at being passed over for Ironman and Thor, Ang Lee adds his special touch to The Green Lantern ...

Best of Submariner
The "Hook 'Em Horns" signal is made differetly on Fire Island. It has a different connotation as well.

Best of Dactyl
Looks like Andrew Sullivan will be rooting for the Brazilian team in the World Cup this year.

Best of Submariner
Why don't YOU come after me Lucky Charms?

32 comments:

Double the U said...

Van der Sloot was photographed in Brazil before being arrested.

sonicfrog said...

Soilent Green never looked this good!

sonicfrog said...

Soilent Green never tasted this good!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Why does the phrase "bringing up the rear" sound so apropos as a caption?

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In the Year 2019, Timmy Twinkle still marches in memory of departed BFF, Monty "Lewinski" Throckmeister.

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When "the rules" change, Army boot camp will never ever look the same. Take the traditional fatigues... olive drab OUT, "Simply FABulous" ionized puce IN.

sonicfrog said...

Not your father's leprechauns!

sonicfrog said...

Not your father's leprechauns!... Either that, or your father has some explaining to do.

sonicfrog said...

Andrew Sullivan has never been so committed to going green.

Silhouette said...

Here's what you missed on Glee

sonicfrog said...

Reacting to accusations that the first movie was not culturally diverse enough, the producers of "Prince Of Persia 2: Queen Of Time" assure the critics the sequel will be more inclusive.

VerWord: bobita

sonicfrog said...

... And you wonder why New York tried to ban "teh gays" from the St Patty's Day Parade.

VerWord: Cemenes

Silhouette said...

The reforms of the Amish church surprised many, but not all.

Jay Guevara said...

Come back, John Wayne. All is forgiven.

Anonymous said...

You don't want to get caught in this maelstrom as gay gangs openly flash their colors at Key West High.

Vinney

dub said...

Ricky would like to remind you that June is Prostate Exam Month.

molson said...

This is my finger. This is my bum. One is for scratching. One is for fun.

Matt the K said...

Green Bay blah blah blah fudge packers blah.

Dactyl said...

molson said...

This is my finger. This is my bum. One is for scratching. One is for fun.


I had one but now I'm laughing too hard to remember it.

dadoctah said...

We're just going to clean and repair the Statue of Liberty, right? We're not going to -- update her?

GregMan said...

Sully sat back in his chair, a satified smile on his face, and admired the results of his google search for "Irish soccer fans". It was going to be a good night. A very good night indeed.

GregMan said...

Even if he hadn't killed those girls, Joren Van der Sloot deserved to be arrested for this.

Adriane said...

Upset at being passed over for Ironman and Thor, Ang Lee adds his special touch to The Green Lantern ...

Submariner said...

Adriane said...
Upset at being passed over for Ironman and Thor, Ang Lee adds his special touch to The Green Lantern ...


I thought it was the Brazilian Wonder Woman?

Submariner said...

The "Hook 'Em Horns" signal is made differetly on Fire Island. It has a different connotation as well.

Submariner said...

I'm a little teapot...

Just be thankful he isn't doing the "two handle" version...

Submariner said...
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Anonymous said...

Mummer boot camp is not for pussies.

Vinney

Dactyl said...

Looks like Andrew Sullivan will be rooting for the Brazilian team in the World Cup this year.

Submariner said...

Joren would have gotten away if his chant wouldn't have sounded like "Hairy Crash-Dudes, Vat's New, Crash-Dudes?"

Submariner said...

This one time, at Band Camp...?

Submariner said...

Why don't YOU come after me Lucky Charms?

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Puck from Glee was gay.

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