Tuesday, June 22, 2010

How Queer This Is?

Van Helsing

1. Years later, Joey reflected on how it all began with a simple request to visit the cockpit.

2. GM Executives prepare to approach Barney Frank for another bailout.

3. Another grim image of America's future under Cap-&-Trade and perpetual drilling moratoriums.

4. Ang Lee should not have been allowed to re-imagine Knight Rider.

5. Lindsay Lohan's homosexual fan base came in very handy when her license was finally revoked.

Best of JohnS1959
The President's oil spill team prepares to transport BP executives to the White House for their ass kicking...

Best of Rodney Dill
"Crying?... There's no crying in chariot races..."

Best of JohnS1959
The Safe Schools Czar arrives at the NEA Convention...

Best of Double the U
Bet you will read the health care bill more carefully next time senator?

Best of Matt the K
Sir Roger Moore, Sir Richard Branson and Duchess Fergie always make a splash when they travel together.

Best of Army of Dad
"What's in your wallet?"

Best of Submariner
She's not using the whip, d@mmit!

Best of sonicfrog
John Perez, the gay California Assembly Speaker, along with his life partner of two months, demonstrates the best and most promising transportation a Green California has to offer.

Best of Vinney
In a marketing effort to attract more gay beer drinkers, Budweiser replaced the Clydesdales.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Rush Limbaugh and Gen. Stanley McChrystal were both surprised when Obamalama had them gelded and "disappeared" under the newly reinterpreted Patriot Act, now with a gag rule against mockery of incompetent Presidents and VP's.

Best of Steve O
When journalism majors enter the workforce, they sometimes have to take temporary jobs for an extended period of time.

Best of Dactyl
You know what I hate? People who text while they're driving.

35 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

The President's oil spill team prepares to transport BP executives to the White House for their ass kicking...

Anonymous said...

"No, No, No", cried the President, "Salazar, I said ass kicking not ass licking".

Anonymous said...

"And now you know why I don't go to the trotters any more."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

The San Francisco Community Theatre production of "Oklahoma" with a homo-erotic rendition of "Surrey with the Fringe on Top".

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

"Crying?... There's no crying in chariot races..."

Rodney Dill said...

Putting the sulk in sulky.

Rodney Dill said...

That's just putting the Goth before the whores.

JohnS1959 said...

The Safe Schools Czar arrives at the NEA Convention...

Double the U said...

Bet you will read the health care bill more carefully next time senator?

Matt the K said...

Sir Roger Moore, Sir Richard Branson and Duchess Fergie always make a splash when they travel together.

Army of Dad said...

"What's in your wallet?"

andthenblammo! said...

"Listen, McChrystal, I just fainted from Congress's obvious stupidity. You worked a lot harder to get here, that's why you're in the rear! Got it?"

"Yessir, General Petraeus!"

Rodney Dill said...

"No, its whinny you idiots, not whine."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It took some time to sink in, but eventually BP execs realized that when you cut corners, payback is hell.

-OR-

Voters' "POLL" position for hypocritical incumbent career congressmen who have for years passed the buck, ignored serious problems, lied to the public and remained insulated from real life.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Couldn't pass up this -
WordVerify: phodad
Happy Belated Father's Day! Bet you're having second thoughts about cosigning your kids' college tuition only to have them return home with a liberal arts degree and 3 screaming babies because of the economy, huh Dad?

molson said...

It's time for the glue factory for these two.

Submariner said...

Whao; times have sure been hard for Ned Beatty since Deliverance...

Submariner said...

Castro District Park carriage rides are a bit different than those is Central Park.

Submariner said...

Quit whining, bucko. YOU'RE the genius who said "Bet the farm on the Celtics - they're a sure thing!"

Submariner said...

As the back horse, Geoffrey always got upset when Bruce got so into character that he took a dump on the street without a warning...

Submariner said...

She's not using the whip, d@mmit!

Submariner said...

During the Folsom St. Fair, the kiddy rides were not necessarily for kiddies...


v word - exciess - I say so!

Anonymous said...

The horses are on vacation in Enumclaw.

...........arf

dadoctah said...

The Republican Party desperately searches for ways to remain relevant in the modern world.

sonicfrog said...

Madonna and Lady GaGa have really let themselves go.

sonicfrog said...

John Perez, the gay California Assembly Speaker, along with his life partner of two months, demonstrates the best and most promising transportation a Green California has to offer.

VerWord: Patiomen

Anonymous said...

Just because Bruce worked like a horse, doesn't mean he was hung like one.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

In a marketing effort to attract more gay beer drinkers, Budweiser replaced the Clydesdales.

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Shared Thawtballoons - "All we had to do was sneak into Lilith Fair after dark, take a video of them gals dancing nekkid, run home and sell copies on eBay. What could possibly go wrong?"

-OR-

Rush Limbaugh and Gen. Stanley McChrystal were both surprised when Obamalama had them gelded and "disappeared" under the newly reinterpreted Patriot Act, now with a gag rule against mockery of incompetent Presidents and VP's.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm Just Saying- In a just world, bankers and derivatives gamblers would have by now become "the other white meat."

-OR-

Simple method for ensuring that cabbies always take the shortest route between 2 points.

Steve O said...

When journalism majors enter the workforce, they sometimes have to take temporary jobs for an extended period of time.

Spin said...

Pinocchio suspected something was amiss but there was talk of free candy.

vw - flogym

Rodney Dill said...

"Damn, I knew I should've taken the blue pill."

Dactyl said...

You know what I hate? People who text while they're driving.

Submariner said...

The NCAA ratchets up the severity of recruitment restrictions on USC Athletic Department.