1. Years later, Joey reflected on how it all began with a simple request to visit the cockpit.
2. GM Executives prepare to approach Barney Frank for another bailout.
3. Another grim image of America's future under Cap-&-Trade and perpetual drilling moratoriums.
4. Ang Lee should not have been allowed to re-imagine Knight Rider.
5. Lindsay Lohan's homosexual fan base came in very handy when her license was finally revoked.
Best of JohnS1959
The President's oil spill team prepares to transport BP executives to the White House for their ass kicking...
Best of Rodney Dill
"Crying?... There's no crying in chariot races..."
Best of JohnS1959
The Safe Schools Czar arrives at the NEA Convention...
Best of Double the U
Bet you will read the health care bill more carefully next time senator?
Best of Matt the K
Sir Roger Moore, Sir Richard Branson and Duchess Fergie always make a splash when they travel together.
Best of Army of Dad
"What's in your wallet?"
Best of Submariner
She's not using the whip, d@mmit!
Best of sonicfrog
John Perez, the gay California Assembly Speaker, along with his life partner of two months, demonstrates the best and most promising transportation a Green California has to offer.
Best of Vinney
In a marketing effort to attract more gay beer drinkers, Budweiser replaced the Clydesdales.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Rush Limbaugh and Gen. Stanley McChrystal were both surprised when Obamalama had them gelded and "disappeared" under the newly reinterpreted Patriot Act, now with a gag rule against mockery of incompetent Presidents and VP's.
Best of Steve O
When journalism majors enter the workforce, they sometimes have to take temporary jobs for an extended period of time.
Best of Dactyl
You know what I hate? People who text while they're driving.